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BillsImpossible
10-27-2015, 07:21 PM
Sammy Watkins shaves the cat off of his head and shoulders.

Rex Ryan's wife buys Rex a new sweater for him to wear on game day.

The training staff makes yoga mandatory.

Marcell Dareus takes up ballet and poetry.

EJ Manuel gets more comfortable with the clipboard and is put in charge of batteries.

Rex Ryan stops saying, "Obviously," every ten seconds.

Cordy Glenn finds his balls in a purse and has an epiphany.

Kyle Williams lives in a pressure chamber to heal quicker.

Mario Williams switches to purple contact lenses.

Tyrod Taylor starts growing an Afro.

Colton Schmidt goes through Marine Corps boot camp to keep his MVP leg fresh.

LeSean McCoy eats a steady diet of ham, eggs, and bacon, calls it the, "McBreakfast Shake," and lands a $10 million advertising contract with McDonald's.

Turf
10-27-2015, 07:53 PM
You finally wake up and realize you're wasting your time.

BillsImpossible
10-27-2015, 08:06 PM
You finally wake up and realize you're wasting your time.

No matter what, I'll always be a Bills fan.

Call it a waste of time, but I think being a Bills fan is more honorable, worthwhile, and entertaining than cheering for any politician.

Skooby
10-27-2015, 10:46 PM
You decide that the meds might actually help.

Topas
10-28-2015, 12:34 AM
Well done. The EJ and batteries joke cracked me up.