BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

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  • BillsImpossible
    Registered User
    • Mar 2013
    • 16206

    BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

    Sammy Watkins shaves the cat off of his head and shoulders.

    Rex Ryan's wife buys Rex a new sweater for him to wear on game day.

    The training staff makes yoga mandatory.

    Marcell Dareus takes up ballet and poetry.

    EJ Manuel gets more comfortable with the clipboard and is put in charge of batteries.

    Rex Ryan stops saying, "Obviously," every ten seconds.

    Cordy Glenn finds his balls in a purse and has an epiphany.

    Kyle Williams lives in a pressure chamber to heal quicker.

    Mario Williams switches to purple contact lenses.

    Tyrod Taylor starts growing an Afro.

    Colton Schmidt goes through Marine Corps boot camp to keep his MVP leg fresh.

    LeSean McCoy eats a steady diet of ham, eggs, and bacon, calls it the, "McBreakfast Shake," and lands a $10 million advertising contract with McDonald's.
  • Turf
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 8378

    #2
    Re: BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

    You finally wake up and realize you're wasting your time.
    Lou Saban: You can get it done, you can get it done. And what’s more, you’ve gotta get it done.

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    • BillsImpossible
      Registered User
      • Mar 2013
      • 16206

      #3
      Re: BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

      Originally posted by Turf View Post
      You finally wake up and realize you're wasting your time.
      No matter what, I'll always be a Bills fan.

      Call it a waste of time, but I think being a Bills fan is more honorable, worthwhile, and entertaining than cheering for any politician.

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      • MitchMurrayDowntown
        Skoobasaurus-Rex
        • Oct 2011
        • 22284

        #4
        Re: BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

        You decide that the meds might actually help.

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        • Topas
          German smartass
          • Feb 2014
          • 880

          #5
          Re: BYE Week: Bills Shakeups

          Well done. The EJ and batteries joke cracked me up.

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