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BillsImpossible
11-21-2015, 02:57 PM
Bills 27
Patriots 16

Pivotal game.

New England has some serious injury issues. Jamie Collins will miss another game, 3 starting offensive lineman are questionable, and Edelman is out.

Buffalo is the healthiest they've been all season. Richie Incognito is listed as questionable for Monday.

Mace
11-21-2015, 03:48 PM
Figuring if I steel myself for the worst, anything less will be gravy.....Patriots 117 (they pull their starters after the half), Bills 20 (Ryan loses his composure and attempts to charge Tom Brady only to tear his acl, and is carted off in restraints, thrashing and shrieking, causing the distracted driver to drive into the wall where Rex is additionally concussed. Belichick, thinking quickly, gets his hoodie on Ryan to keep him warm to prevent shock, and the internet is full of pictures of a doped up grinning Rex wearing Belichicks Pats hoodie in medical restraints the next day).

It can only get better after that.

Joe Fo Sho
11-21-2015, 04:00 PM
Bills by 1.

YardRat
11-21-2015, 05:16 PM
I'm going way out on a limb, just for the hell of it...Buffalo 26 New England 23, EJ Manuel leads the offense on the game-winning drive.

Mace
11-21-2015, 05:35 PM
Ok fine, my earlier prediction was over the top. Pats 111, Bills 23.

YardRat
11-21-2015, 06:27 PM
Ok fine, my earlier prediction was over the top. Pats 111, Bills 23.

If it's any consolation, you will probably be a lot closer than I will.

Mace
11-21-2015, 06:33 PM
If it's any consolation, you will probably be a lot closer than I will.

It's not really, I just want this game over and out of the way.

Ingtar33
11-21-2015, 06:44 PM
I watched too many of these to get my hopes up.

NE: 32
BUF: 17

TacklingDummy
11-21-2015, 09:14 PM
Pats 52
Bills 10

BertSquirtgum
11-21-2015, 09:23 PM
Bills - 38
Cheaters - 31

paladin warrior
11-21-2015, 09:53 PM
I wish someone gave a bad germ to Tom B with a bad cold and coughing and a running fever on sunday .

Bills- 31
Cheater - 17

Oaf
11-21-2015, 11:16 PM
The last time we marched into Foxboro on a winning streak with a hot head ready to beat the 9-0 Pats on national TV, we got beat down 56-10. I don't think it'll be that bad, but I remember feeling just like this back then. Best not to get the hopes up.

OpIv37
11-21-2015, 11:34 PM
Pats 42, Bills 13

BuffaloRedleg
11-21-2015, 11:51 PM
Pats 42, Bills 13

I can't even.

Novacane
11-22-2015, 07:47 AM
45-28 Cheaters

starrymessenger
11-22-2015, 08:35 AM
Bills 37
NE. 24

Skooby
11-22-2015, 08:43 AM
Cheektowaga's finest win 34-24.

chris66
11-22-2015, 09:22 AM
Pats 28
Bills 20
Pats stay 2 scores ahead, but garbage time td makes score appear closer.

BuffaloRedleg
11-22-2015, 09:39 AM
Pats 28
Bills 20
Pats stay 2 scores ahead, but garbage time td makes score appear closer.

Most likely scenario in my head as well.

kscdogbillsfan1221
11-22-2015, 02:04 PM
The last time we marched into Foxboro on a winning streak with a hot head ready to beat the 9-0 Pats on national TV, we got beat down 56-10. I don't think it'll be that bad, but I remember feeling just like this back then. Best not to get the hopes up.

you're partially correct. that was sunday night in buffalo. i know because when we were down by 5 touchdowns at halftime i started the drive back to pittsburgh. anyways, i see pats 35, bills 17

Night Train
11-22-2015, 02:08 PM
I'm predicting infinite wailing on this message board.

YardRat
11-22-2015, 02:24 PM
Ahem. *Cough*. Mee-mee-mee-meeeeee....

"GOD DAMN CHEATERS ARE THE ****ING REFS EVER GOING TO CALL HOLDING? HUGHES AND MARIO ARE GETTING MUGGED ON EVERY PLAY!!!"

Just getting warmed up...

Mace
11-22-2015, 03:54 PM
I'm predicting infinite wailing on this message board.

You honestly won't hear any from me.

I always wanted Wile E. Coyote to wipe that smirk off the Roadrunner's face, but after a while I accepted that it wasn't going to happen. I knew he was going to blow himself up again with that ACME dynamite, and sure enough, he did. Another day.

IlluminatusUIUC
11-22-2015, 04:00 PM
If this was any other team we were playing this weekend with that beat up roster, I would think we had a strong chance. I don't. I think we play hard for a half and then get buried under a tidal wave of flags again.

28-13 Pats

THE END OF ALL DAYS
11-22-2015, 09:32 PM
ya pats will keep scoring until the clock runs out no matter how far they are up. belecheat is a freaking classless ***** so im guessing
45-17 Cheaters win

The Natrix
11-23-2015, 02:34 AM
NE 31
Buff 20

The Bills follow it up with a blowout loss at KC.

Yay 5-6.

Hope I'm wrong. Go Bills!

chris66
11-23-2015, 04:43 AM
If this was any other team we were playing this weekend with that beat up roster, I would think we had a strong chance. I don't. I think we play hard for a half and then get buried under a tidal wave of flags again.

28-13 Pats

Roster isnt that beat up. Vollmer, Jackson and Cannon are back in the lineup. So at least the oline is in good shape with the majority of starters in.
The only injury is Collins

justasportsfan
11-23-2015, 06:23 AM
Upset special 21-17 bills. Ground and pound

bdutton
11-23-2015, 07:01 AM
Bills are up 28 to 20 with 2:00 to go. Brady directs the Patriots to a TD with .07 to go in the game. Needing 2 points for the win, the patriots attempt a 2 point conversion. Brady drops back and throws to a wide open Scott Chandler who inexplicably drops the pass.

Bills 28 Pats 26.

gebobs
11-23-2015, 07:43 AM
Cheektowaga's finest win 34-24.

Gronkowski? Williamsville is practically Cheektowarsaw.

Anyhoo...I'm going full on anti-OpIv. Bills 24-Pats 21. It's never going to happen but I just can't face reality today. I have all week for that.

HHURRICANE
11-23-2015, 08:17 AM
The fact that Brady tried to squeeze balls into Scott Chandler in week 2 tells me that Chandler wants to have a big game against his old team.

I think we will over focus on Gronk, which won't matter anyway, and Chandler will be left to have a huge game against us.

Rex's defense has the recipe to stop Brady, as shown by the Giants, but he'll stick to his plan of dropping everyone in coverage like he did with the Jets last weekend. The Jets admitted they were caught off guard but Brady isn't Fitz.

I'm hoping to get killed on this thread Tuesday AM....sadly I probably wont.

gebobs
11-23-2015, 08:19 AM
There is a predictions thread. For crap sake, not even OpIv goes out of his way to broadcast such depressing crap.

Mods merge please.

Mr. Miyagi
11-23-2015, 08:20 AM
Chandler will drop every other pass like he always has with us and his new team.

Mr. Miyagi
11-23-2015, 08:37 AM
I predict (HOPE) Mario Williams pushes back the LT who then falls to the ground and rolls over Brady's ankle in the 1st quarter. In comes Garoppolo and he throws 4 pick-6s. Bills destroy the Pats 42-16.

IlluminatusUIUC
11-23-2015, 09:02 AM
Roster isnt that beat up. Vollmer, Jackson and Cannon are back in the lineup. So at least the oline is in good shape with the majority of starters in.
The only injury is Collins

... And Solder and Edelman and Lewis, all of whom murdered us in the first game.

Ginger Vitis
11-23-2015, 09:05 AM
Patriots 38
Bills 20

chris66
11-23-2015, 10:17 AM
... And Solder and Edelman and Lewis, all of whom murdered us in the first game.

Solder and Cannon were splitting reps at left tackle.

BOBM253
11-23-2015, 10:25 AM
Pats 45
Bills 17

BertSquirtgum
11-23-2015, 11:15 AM
The fact that Brady tried to squeeze balls into Scott Chandler in week 2 tells me that Chandler wants to have a big game against his old team.

I think we will over focus on Gronk, which won't matter anyway, and Chandler will be left to have a huge game against us.

Rex's defense has the recipe to stop Brady, as shown by the Giants, but he'll stick to his plan of dropping everyone in coverage like he did with the Jets last weekend. The Jets admitted they were caught off guard but Brady isn't Fitz.

I'm hoping to get killed on this thread Tuesday AM....sadly I probably wont.

Chandler ****ing blows donkey dicks

Victor7
11-23-2015, 11:55 AM
Its not even going to be close. Expect an absolute suck fest from the Bills and the Pats clicking on all cylinders even if they start Jimmy Garappolo at left tackle.

That's just how it is. The odds for me throwing myself off the Empire States Buildings doing 45 back flips and landing dick first inside Kate Upton's wet pussy are waaaaaay better than the Bills odds for tonight.


Pats 38
Bills 13

HAMMER
11-23-2015, 12:17 PM
NE 31
Buff 20

The Bills follow it up with a blowout loss at KC.

Yay 5-6.

Hope I'm wrong. Go Bills!

There are so many defeatist D-Bag Bills Fans, it makes me sick to have them "on board".

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Buffalo-31
Pats-21