Bills vs Houston predictions

[TacklingDummy]

With Tyrod

Houston 34
Bills 13

With EJ

Houston 24
Bills 20

~Dummy first visit to Rich Stadium since Januaray 15, 1994.

I'll miss the GDT.

[Novacane]

I'll play along. With Tyrod 24-13 Texans

WIth EJ 38-13 Texans. 2 pick 6's being the difference in scores

[YardRat]

Houston 19-Buffalo 13...the classic "my ****ty offense can kick more field goals than you're ****ty offense" except for the obligatory JJ Watt game-deciding turnover for a TD.

[Mace]

Houston Watts 24, Buffalo Bills 13.

Watts has 3 touchdowns on the day, and kicks a field goal for fun, with 4 sacks, 2 ints, and a net punting avg of 52 yards with a special teams tackle on every one of them. His version of the National Anthem brings tears to everyone's eyes, and the postgame interview he does of himself is amazingly insightful. He even helps the training staffs of both teams with injuries, and there's a remarkable sideline shot of him on the Bills sideline helping McCoy loosen up a tight hamstring, and assisting Ryan with a successful challenge before the chaplain can get there. After the game he plants a tree of hope someplace before flying back to Houston on his winged unicorn.

[Victor7]

Texans 23
Bills 17

If EJ plays add 14 points to the Texans and subtract 7 for Buffalo.

JJ Watt might set the single game record for sacks on Sunday. Gonna be ugly.

[Mace]

Gonna be ugly.

You'll feel better after he plants a tree of hope and maybe beautifully sings a Christmas carol before leaving.

[Joe Fo Sho]

Bills by 1.

[sukie]

Houston 37 Bills far less

[Woodman]

Buffalo wins 24-20

[Beebe]

BILLS 38 Houston 13 Big game by shady and Watkins

[sudzy]

I'll play along. With Tyrod 24-13 Texans

WIth EJ 38-13 Texans. 2 pick 6's being the difference in scores


Do you think EJ will hit a wide open JJ Watts for 6 again?

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Do you think EJ will hit a wide open JJ Watts for 6 again?

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[swiper]

Houston 37 Bills far less

Was going to argue that the Titans will never score 37 points against this defense. Then I remembered that Jacksonville scored 34.

[sudzy]

Was going to argue that the Titans will never score 37 points against this defense. Then I remembered that Jacksonville scored 34.

Your right. The Titans only were able to score 13 vs the Bills week 5. However, the Texans could score 37+, with how bad this defense is playing.

[Buffalogic]

Bills blow them out to extract more pain and harvest more sadness at a later date.

[Turf]

Houston Watts 24, Buffalo Bills 13.

Watts has 3 touchdowns on the day, and kicks a field goal for fun, with 4 sacks, 2 ints, and a net punting avg of 52 yards with a special teams tackle on every one of them. His version of the National Anthem brings tears to everyone's eyes, and the postgame interview he does of himself is amazingly insightful. He even helps the training staffs of both teams with injuries, and there's a remarkable sideline shot of him on the Bills sideline helping McCoy loosen up a tight hamstring, and assisting Ryan with a successful challenge before the chaplain can get there. After the game he plants a tree of hope someplace before flying back to Houston on his winged unicorn.

The only think Watts won't be able to accomplish is training the Bills coaching staff on how to charge the headset batteries and watch replays in the booth.
Just watch, there will be another Bills coaching staff FUBAR no one could even imagine this week.

[Historian]

This year's Green Bay game:

Bills 27
Texans 13

[stuckincincy]

Bills by 1.

I like that. I think HOU is a current media darling.

[OpIv37]

24-10 Houston. JJ Watt is defensive player of the week.

[Mr. Pink]

JJ Watt 14
Bills 13

I'm sure the rest of the Texans team will add some points on top of that.

[IlluminatusUIUC]

It's impossible to say. If we hit big plays we could win by 10 and if we don't we could lose by 14

[jimmifli]

Fitz throws at least one 4thQ INT. I'm not sure for which team though.

[TacklingDummy]

Fitz throws at least one 4thQ INT. I'm not sure for which team though.

The Jets?

[jimmifli]

The Jets?

I can't see him throwing three INTs next Sunday.

[BertSquirtgum]

Houston - 38
Bills - 10

[Historian]

This year's Green Bay game:

Bills 27
Texans 13

You boys ought to listen to the old Historian more often!

:up:

[Night Train]

Thin skin *****es, Every week is unique to itself.

Choke on the win.

[BertSquirtgum]

Happy to be wrong. I don't like what I'm seeing from Philadelphia right now.

[Joe Fo Sho]

Happy to be wrong. I don't like what I'm seeing from Philadelphia right now.

Yeah, but they only have 1 offensive touchdown. I doubt they're going to have a punt block TD, punt return TD and int TD against us. Let them blow their load this week.

[BertSquirtgum]

I honestly thought JJ was going to embarrass this offensive line. The coaches actually had a good plan for keeping him in check. I can't help but to hope the coaches are starting to get their **** together as well as the players finally being comfortable in new schemes.