The DC Comics Mock Draft

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At 19, the Bills pass up Steel for the Green Lantern's arch nemesis. In his favor, he already has a ring.

It's no secret that Rex Ryan likes defenders who can intimidate opposing quarterbacks. What better fit for his defensive scheme than a man who feeds off the fear of other people? Sinestro comes with a number of red flags, namely his banishment from the Green Lantern Corps, but Ryan proved with his signing of Richie Incognito that he's not afraid of giving people second chances



In the most obvious move of the draft, Belichick sneaks into the end of the 1st and nabs Lex Luthor.

[ParanoidAndroid]

Why would we pass up Orion if he's still on the board? We need O-line help. He would rip the heart right out of a D-lineman like Darkseid.

[swiper]

ROFL @ Dolphins = Robin.

And why does Sinestro look like a post-gastrectomy Rex Ryan to me?

[YardRat]

Good pick, but they should also be looking into raiding the other league and signing Vision to a big money FA contract.

[sudzy]

How the hell is Superman not the 1st overall pick? If you lose he can just reverse the Earth's rotation, going back in time, and try again.

[Mr. Pink]

I like one of the comments about the Superman pick...

"If the Browns drafted Superman, we would find out the city of Cleveland rests on the only vein of naturally occurring Kryptonite on Earth."

So true. :rofl:

[sudzy]

The Browns actually passed on Superman and drafted Bizarro. They claim he is a better fit for the organization.

[DynaPaul]

Nobody took Plastic Man or Mr. Mxyzptlk? The latter is right up Belicheat's alley.