Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

[IlluminatusUIUC]

https://mobile.twitter.com/flashg88dwin/status/715999938258345986

Wow, I can't believe that was my last time wearing this uni. Thanks #Billsmafia

[YardRat]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

Hopefully it's the former.

[Albany,n.y.]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

Guys who are barely on the roster shouldn't be joking about getting cut.

[Mr. Pink]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

Guys who have no business being on ANY roster shouldn't be joking about getting cut.

Fixed it for you

[Scumbag College]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I keep forgetting that guy's still on the team.

[feldspar]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I told somebody that I was just elected as the next Pope today...I had 'em going for a second there.

Also told my cat I'd give her some treats...April Fools!!! She didn't seem to understand nor appreciate it.

All true.

If you think Goodwin made the lamest April Fools prank ever, he'll have to stand in line...they pretty much ALL are.

[Mace]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I put on my best 3 piece suit and joined the public defender pool for a prank today in court. Had a hoot. Genuinely had no idea anyone could get 20 years for whatever it was my "client" (haha) did. Shoplifting or something. Judge sure was sore when I told her she was old and cranky and a bright smile might make us all feel better in this stale house of corrupted, decaying ideals, before she renders her ill advised, ignorant interpretation of treasured principle like the true puppet of fascism she'll always be.

Felt kind of bad though when I found out the judge was a guy. He sure looked like an old lady. Told the "client" (haha) to perk up, it will be reversed on appeal surely and I'll get started on it immediately next April 1st.

I always try to have fun with the day !

[bigbub2352]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

He's injury prone...give the roster spot to little or boykin

[ckg927]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

The Sporting News reports that Goodwin isn't joking; he's planning to run in the Texas Relays on Saturday in hopes to join the US Olympic team in Rio.

[coastal]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I put on my best 3 piece suit and joined the public defender pool for a prank today in court. Had a hoot. Genuinely had no idea anyone could get 20 years for whatever it was my "client" (haha) did. Shoplifting or something. Judge sure was sore when I told her she was old and cranky and a bright smile might make us all feel better in this stale house of corrupted, decaying ideals, before she renders her ill advised, ignorant interpretation of treasured principle like the true puppet of fascism she'll always be.

Felt kind of bad though when I found out the judge was a guy. He sure looked like an old lady. Told the "client" (haha) to perk up, it will be reversed on appeal surely and I'll get started on it immediately next April 1st.

I always try to have fun with the day !

I want to know what you consider your best three piece suit.

[cookie G]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I want to know what you consider your best three piece suit.

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I picked it out for him.

[Mace]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I want to know what you consider your best three piece suit.

Brioni. Though cheaper than my usual suits around $6,500 per, it meets my needs with an unrivaled combination of comfort and elegance, projecting confidence and style that says "get out of my way, peasants" for the influential man with no time to simply push the masses aside as he goes.

I'm told Brioni also holds ironed on denim patches the best when the sleeves and elbows finally go.

[sudzy]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

I want to know what you consider your best three piece suit.

Brioni. Though cheaper than my usual suits around $6,500 per, it meets my needs with an unrivaled combination of comfort and elegance, projecting confidence and style that says "get out of my way, peasants" for the influential man with no time to simply push the masses aside as he goes.

I'm told Brioni also holds ironed on denim patches the best when the sleeves and elbows finally go.

T-shirt, Jeans and a Carhartt jacket. $100.

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

This was his first NFL game touch (preseason) 107 td, very nice cuts (wait for the replay from behind). I had high hopes for the dude on ST after seeing this.

http://www.buffalobills.com/video/videos/Goodwin-107-yard-kick-off-return/81afac98-81f2-4776-b577-26ab66fd0696

[YardRat]

Re: Marquise Goodwin either cut or pulling lamest April Fools ever

T-shirt, Jeans and a Carhartt jacket. $100.

Nah, Mace is more of a Underoos, cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirt type IMO.