Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

[gebobs]

Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Williams will probably start training camp doing conditioning work on the sideline because it’s unrealistic for him to lose the 20-25 pounds he needs to lose by the time camp opens. Bills coach Rex Ryan said at minicamp that Williams was “not anywhere close to where he needs to be to play at a high level” and that the Bills were concerned that trying to lose the weight too fast could lead to an injury.

Rotoworld notes that Williams weighed 230 at the Combine, which means his dad bod weight is likely in the 250 range.

No more cookouts with the Ryans for you!

[Luisito23]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Get your $*** together fat boy...

[ParanoidAndroid]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Good thing we drafted Jonathan.

[feldspar]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

They say you learn something new every day. Today I learned what a "dad bod" is.

At this rate, I'll die a dumb-ass.

[jamze132]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Dude has such a promising career in front of him...

[Goobylal]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

CTE already?

[jimmifli]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox


and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast


Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

[bleve]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

I understand that Karlos was eating to console his pregnant fiance..

munching a plum on

the street a paper bag

of them in her hand



They taste good to her

They taste good

to her. They taste

good to her

[gebobs]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Dude has such a promising career in front of him...

As a bouncer.

[gebobs]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

'reply' by WCW's wife, Florence (the manuscript of which is at the University at Buffalo according to Wikipedia):

Dear Bill: I've made a
couple of sandwiches for you.
In the ice-box you'll find
blue-berries--a cup of grapefruit
a glass of cold coffee.

On the stove is the tea-pot
with enough tea leaves
for you to make tea if you
prefer--Just light the gas--
boil the water and put it in the tea

Plenty of bread in the bread-box
and butter and eggs--
I didn't know just what to
make for you. Several people
called up about office hours--

See you later. Love. Floss.

Please switch off the telephone.

If only KW had been eating plums, tea, and blueberries like WCW, he wouldn't be pedaling the stationary on the sideline.

[bdutton]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

[Victor7]

Re: Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp

Dad bod may put Karlos Williams on the sideline at Bills camp



No more cookouts with the Ryans for you!

20 to 25 pounds !!

Damn. I mean I knew he was overweight but I thought it was on the light (pun intended) side of things. Say in the 8-10 pounds range. 25 is a ****load. What the **** Karlos ??

Get it together fatass.