View Full Version : Big announcement-introducing FUGLI
YardRat
09-11-2016, 07:25 AM
It is with great honor and a privilege for me to be able to announce, coinciding with the beginning of the 2016 Buffalo Bills regular season, the newly-created message board movement known as FUGLI.
What is FUGLI?
FUGLI is an event based on a bet between myself and fellow poster feldspar (also affectionately known as 'feldspooge' or simply 'the spooge') and stands for
Feldspar's Uber Gay Looking Image.
What is the bet?
The bet is based on the number of wins the Bills will achieve this season. If the team wins 9 or more games, YardRat must display the avatar of the spooge's choice for a month...7 or less and feldspar sports a new avatar for a week.
How can other posters participate in FUGLI?
Throughout the season, after every Bill's loss, there will be a thread for other posters to nominate images to replace feldspar's once the results of the bet have been finalized. After the ninth loss for the team, all of the images will be thoroughly analyzed by a select panel of three members, narrowed down to five final choices, and the 'winner' will be determined by the vote of the members. Please keep in mind the TOS, no vulgar, pornographic, etc entries will be accepted.
How can we keep track of how the movement is going?
FUGLI has developed a precise measuring device for tracking the progress of the movement, known as the 'Spooge-o-meter'. The Spooge-o-meter will be updated as necessary, tracking the Bills' losses, and when the device hits '9' the event is officially decided.
http://www.kodyaz.com/images/javascript/clocks-hands-overlap-at-12-oclock.gif
Stay tuned...more information will be released as it is made available.
Hop on the FUGLI train, and have a great and fun season!
Mr. Miyagi
09-11-2016, 08:08 AM
LOL this will be good.
Novacane
09-11-2016, 08:30 AM
Hey Yardrat
17833
feldspar
09-11-2016, 09:35 AM
I knew something was up when I woke up on 9/11 and the first thing I saw was the clock, which read 9:11. True story.
Tell the truth for the kids at home though, LardFat. This started as a dare for you to sport a big gay avatar if the Bills had a winning record. You took the dare. After you dumbly discovered that it wasn't to be a reciprocal BET, I feared that you may begin to weep into your sleeve...so, being the sport that I am, I negotiated the now infamous bet you described.
I'm not so positive the Bills will have a winning record, but I do think that it's entirely possible.
BTW, the agreement was that the winner gets to pick the avatar. Where did you come up with this committee crap? First time I heard of that. If we're going that route, I want veto power with the option of using the avatar of my choice. Least you could do.
This is getting fugli alright. But the LardFat-meter is already way past 11.
YardRat
09-11-2016, 09:46 AM
I will be picking the winner...my choice will be the option that gets the most votes.
Gonna be a fun season, keeping an eye on the movement of the Spooge-o-meter, isn't it?
feldspar
09-11-2016, 09:56 AM
I will be picking the winner...
You'll be picking the winner, alright...same as usual.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a-n-TNCE9zw/hqdefault.jpg
I get veto power, chump.
YardRat
09-11-2016, 10:03 AM
No, no veto power. Also, you might to refrain from posting selfies.
feldspar
09-11-2016, 10:17 AM
No, no veto power. Also, you might to refrain from posting selfies.
Yes, yes...veto power.
Who's running this show? We talked about how the winner was going to pick it...now, at the last possible second you introduce something about a committee? I'm not going to settle on something I deem less than satisfactory, Lardy.
If I'm going to agree on some vague notion about a committee, you gotta give something back...veto power.
YardRat
09-11-2016, 10:23 AM
Veto power takes all of the fun out of it. I'm still choosing the final version, technically.
feldspar
09-11-2016, 10:46 AM
Veto power takes all of the fun out of it. I'm still choosing the final version, technically.
The fun of it is getting the worst possible avatar for the other guy. I trust myself to do that.
As long as we get the right one, how we get it wouldn't be the point. If I win and don't like the choice, we may have to revisit this. For now, we'll go with the committee and see if these humps know a great big gay avatar when they see one
How's that?
YardRat
09-11-2016, 10:55 AM
I'm willing to re-open the conversation at a later date, I don't want to burn any bridges. I'm not going to insist on having any input to the avatar I have to sport if I do happen to lose, however...just so you know that up front. I'll leave my images fate in your hands, however you want to handle it.
feldspar
09-11-2016, 11:03 AM
I'm willing to re-open the conversation at a later date, I don't want to burn any bridges. I'm not going to insist on having any input to the avatar I have to sport if I do happen to lose, however...just so you know that up front. I'll leave my images fate in your hands, however you want to handle it.
Of course the loser gets no input. The winner is the one that should IMO.
But you are right though, in a way. Involving other people might be fun. We'll see what they come up with and go from there, if they wanna play. I'm game, as you well know.
I can't believe I'm having this discussion an hour before opening-day kickoff. Also, I hope nobody is offended by any of this. Could get a little out of hand with what others might come up with. Hope not.
No worries.
Go Bills!
Secretly, you wanna lose this bet. Admit it.
Skooby
09-11-2016, 11:27 AM
Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.
feldspar
09-11-2016, 11:30 AM
Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.
Why don't you come along and bring a camera? That would make an image for an avatar nobody could possibly have a problem with.
Nobody would lose that way, either...
YardRat
09-11-2016, 11:54 AM
lol...
see if these humps know a great big gay avatar when they see one
:haha:
YardRat
09-11-2016, 03:41 PM
The Spooge-o-meter has been updated...
FUGLI and The Spooge-o-meter (http://yardrat.wixsite.com/fuglizone)
feldspar
09-11-2016, 03:58 PM
The Spooge-o-meter has been updated...
FUGLI and The Spooge-o-meter (http://yardrat.wixsite.com/fuglizone)
Congratulations, home-fry
pmoon6
09-11-2016, 04:26 PM
Why don't you 2 meet at a hotel and play tap tap together.Why don't you dry up and blow away.
Throughout the season, after every Bill's loss, there will be a thread for other posters to nominate images to replace feldspar's once the results of the bet have been finalized. After the ninth loss for the team, all of the images will be thoroughly analyzed by a select panel of three members, narrowed down to five final choices, and the 'winner' will be determined by the vote of the members. Please keep in mind the TOS, no vulgar, pornographic, etc entries will be accepted.
I can personally promise you that you need no panel or threads, you only need me, and I can guarantee you the gentleman on the opposite side of the wager will receive the most appropriate recompense for his error in judgement.
I'll leave my images fate in your hands, however you want to handle it.
Feldspar, should you find yourself too busy to bother with such things, I can personally promise you that I can guarantee you the gentleman on the opposite side of the wager will receive the most appropriate recompense for his error in judgement.
feldspar
09-11-2016, 09:55 PM
Feldspar, should you find yourself too busy to bother with such things, I can personally promise you that I can guarantee you the gentleman on the opposite side of the wager will receive the most appropriate recompense for his error in judgement.
You might not believe this, but in was actually thinking of naming you an arbitrator in this matter. I swear.
...but I didn't want to put you on the spot, nor speak for you.
I trust your judgment if you want to go there. It helps that you've been hip since the ground floor, too
YardRat
09-12-2016, 06:10 AM
I can personally promise you that you need no panel or threads, you only need me, and I can guarantee you the gentleman on the opposite side of the wager will receive the most appropriate recompense for his error in judgement.
It would be an honor to have you on the panel.
SpikedLemonade
09-12-2016, 06:41 AM
You might not believe this, but in was actually thinking of naming you an arbitrator in this matter. I swear.
...but I didn't want to put you on the spot, nor speak for you.
I trust your judgment if you want to go there. It helps that you've been hip since the ground floor, too
I swear as well.
For example, you are a bloody ignorant ****.
YardRat
09-12-2016, 01:10 PM
I swear as well.
For example, you are a bloody ignorant ****.
That's unnecessary. Attack the post, not the poster, please.
feldspar
09-12-2016, 01:54 PM
That's unnecessary. Attack the post, not the poster, please.
My hero...;)
You both know I'm here for you, mans, er mens...men.
YardRat
09-25-2016, 06:02 PM
No movement for the Spooge-o-meter this week...congrats on hanging in there feldspar!
The Spooge-o-meter (http://yardrat.wixsite.com/fuglizone)
feldspar
09-26-2016, 12:49 PM
Lol.
Bills are 4.5-point underdogs next week at New England, even though somebody's ma might be playing QB for our old friends. Go figure. I haven't been this interested to see how things unfold in a Bills game for quite a while. We'll see.
I read that the recovery time for a typical injury that Garoppolo has is 2-4 weeks. The Bills game will mark the 2-week point exactly. Hopefully, two weeks and he'll still be too weak...stupid way to put it, but what do you want for nothing? Would they rush him back because of Brissett's injury? Will they rush back Brisket somehow? Will one of the actual QBs be ready to play? Will Edelman start at QB? We can only be sure of one thing...Belijerk and the Pats will stonewall everyone about this until the last possible second.
Tune in next week to...these are the Days of Our Lives...
YardRat
10-11-2016, 05:07 PM
SOMEBODY'S been ****ing with the settings on The Spooge-o-meter...it hasn't worked in three weeks.
feldspar
10-11-2016, 05:31 PM
SOMEBODY'S been ****ing with the settings on The Spooge-o-meter...it hasn't worked in three weeks.
Likely story. ;)
YardRat
10-17-2016, 02:19 PM
I think it's ****ing broke, now.
feldspar
10-17-2016, 04:32 PM
I think it's ****ing broke, now.
LardFat is sinking like...well, I don't know...sinking like lard fat, I suppose. That sinks, right? Not sure, to be honest. I know splooge floats...don't ask me how.
Mace is getting primed, because you know he was on my side all along.
10 games left, and only 4 of those against teams who currently have winning records. Read 'em and weep, old pal. On the other hand, you might have me just where you want me if the last 100 years is any indication. ;)
YardRat
10-17-2016, 08:57 PM
I think lard fat floats, actually.
I'm not worried...when the Spooge-o-meter gets lubed up and working again, it's going to spin like a top.
Besides that, it's far more enjoyable to watch someone's dreams get crushed after raising their hope a little bit, as opposed to just squashing them right out of the gate.
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.
YardRat
10-17-2016, 08:58 PM
Mace isn't really on your side either. He goes both ways, in case you didn't know that already.
feldspar
10-18-2016, 05:30 AM
The only thing I agree with is that yes, lard fat probably does in fact float.
Even YOU are secretly on my side...it's OK to admit it.
Also, the Spooge-o-meter isn't the thing that's getting "lubed up" at the moment, as you so eloquently put it. Know what I'm sayin'?
YardRat
11-24-2016, 09:14 AM
This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.
feldspar
11-24-2016, 10:23 AM
This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.
Lol, for this we can be thankful.
Happy Thanksgiving, old pal.
It's a dead heat...
YardRat
11-24-2016, 10:31 AM
Lol, for this we can be thankful.
Happy Thanksgiving, old pal.
It's a dead heat...
You too feldspar...hope you, your family and friends have a great holiday season.
YardRat
12-18-2016, 02:58 PM
This is going to heat up and get fun if the team manages to get to 7-7 with 2 weeks left in the season.
Boom.
stuckincincy
12-18-2016, 03:19 PM
Boom.
Thud.
I have a strong feeling this ends in the 8-8 neutral zone policed by the Romulans.
YardRat
12-24-2016, 08:28 PM
Well, I can't lose...but I still could win :D
Well, I can't lose...but I still could win :D
True. We all know this ends in the neutral zone though, because it's the most unsatisfying result for everyone involved and just so typical of the team.
feldspar
12-25-2016, 06:24 AM
Well, I can't lose...but I still could win :D
You bastard.
It would be more poetic if the Miami game resulted in a tie, which it could have been and probably deserved to be. Then somebody would have to lose next week, preferably you.
Freakin' Dan Carpenter misses TWO kicks of about 45-yards...the thing that pissed me off the most (besides having 10 men on the field in crucial spots) was that ridiculous play on 2nd-and-12 with the Bills on the Dolphins 19 yardline (or thereabouts) in overtime. A trick play involving freakin' Reggie Bush? I call that outsmarting one's self. We really want Anthony Lynn as Head Coach? Could not believe that play call. Lost 8 yards like clockwork, then Carpenter misses the fiedgoal.
feldspar
12-27-2016, 12:06 PM
Looks like I'm in big trouble now...
Rex would have launched penile missiles at the Jets to beat them in the last game just 'cause. He's gone, and the team is in purgatory once more.
Now Tyrod might not play?
Oh noes.
Mr. Miyagi
12-27-2016, 12:09 PM
So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?
feldspar
12-27-2016, 12:17 PM
So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?
Make that three morons, old buddy...never count yourself out, as the old sages taught us;)
Looks like I'm in big trouble now...
Rex would have launched penile missiles at the Jets to beat them in the last game just 'cause. He's gone, and the team is in purgatory once more.
Now Tyrod might not play?
Oh noes.
I still think this is off to 8-8 land. Lynn's first game, Manuel has to encourage Whaley to stay here forever, Gilmore having the game of his life against Fitz to shank us for an extension, the happy defense playing as if reborn. They have to win to make everything that much worse so they surely will.
YardRat
12-27-2016, 08:52 PM
So if it's 8-8, both of you morons get of scott free?
Well, you know what they say about ties, and kissing your sister.
BTW...tell her I said 'hi'.
A day of drama, destiny, joy, terror, hope, fear.....
Oh the humanity.....
YardRat
01-01-2017, 03:07 PM
Mace, it would be a tremendous honor and privilege if you would consider providing feldspar with an appropriate image commemorating this historic event.
Mace, it would be a tremendous honor and privilege if you would consider providing feldspar with an appropriate image commemorating this historic event.
Why, I'd be honored, thank you.
feldspar
01-01-2017, 07:34 PM
Bring it on.
Seems appropriate somehow that I should be punished further at this point.
If the avatar is bad enough, I may consider employing it full-time...in symbolic ways, old chaps...
Bring it on.
Seems appropriate somehow that I should be punished further at this point.
If the avatar is bad enough, I may consider employing it full-time...in symbolic ways, old chaps...
Uh huh.
YardRat
01-01-2017, 08:08 PM
Hmmmmm...decisions, decisions...
feldspar
01-01-2017, 08:18 PM
I feel like I'm being turned on...
But not exactly "turned on"
Feel me?
I feel like I'm being turned on...
But not exactly "turned on"
Feel me?
I certainly will not.
Keep me in mind for your next bets, I'll be here all year.
YardRat
01-01-2017, 08:32 PM
I'll be a sport about it, and let you choose...here are your options...
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xr/558227469.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=3&d=77BFBA49EF878921A343B2C87A49D8F5182B0F48EBD292E6ADBC0226796720919667CD191A07A1B6A55A1E4F32AD3138
http://nanabanana.typepad.com/.a/6a00e550039a838833011571873e47970b-pi
I'll be a sport about it, and let you choose...here are your options...
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xr/558227469.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=3&d=77BFBA49EF878921A343B2C87A49D8F5182B0F48EBD292E6ADBC0226796720919667CD191A07A1B6A55A1E4F32AD3138
http://nanabanana.typepad.com/.a/6a00e550039a838833011571873e47970b-pi
Excellent choices.
feldspar
01-01-2017, 08:49 PM
Lol, how can I choose. They both look tantalizing...
But I don't know why you'd get the impression that either of those fellas aren't married to women type fellas.
The fella with the cowboy hat seems more down to Earth to me as opposed to the show-boating peacock type fella...the cowboy hat fella with the unassuming leather seems like the type fella I could play checkers with, and win every time probably...
Lol, how can I choose. They both look tantalizing...
But I don't know why you'd get the impression that either of those fellas aren't married to women type fellas.
The fella with the cowboy hat seems more down to Earth to me as opposed to the show-boating peacock type fella...the cowboy hat fella with the unassuming leather seems like the type fella I could play checkers with, and win every time probably...
There were others, he's being merciful, I can assure you.
DraftBoy
01-01-2017, 08:55 PM
Lol, how can I choose. They both look tantalizing...
But I don't know why you'd get the impression that either of those fellas aren't married to women type fellas.
The fella with the cowboy hat seems more down to Earth to me as opposed to the show-boating peacock type fella...the cowboy hat fella with the unassuming leather seems like the type fella I could play checkers with, and win every time probably...
Luther's more of a chess man.
feldspar
01-01-2017, 08:57 PM
Luther's more of a chess man.
I don't know, man...
Seems like he wants to "king me."
feldspar
01-01-2017, 08:59 PM
There were others, he's being merciful, I can assure you.
I can only fantasize...
Giving me the worst one would be funnier though
YardRat
01-02-2017, 01:00 PM
Must be a really tough decision...I thought it would be. :D
feldspar
01-02-2017, 03:20 PM
Must be a really tough decision...I thought it would be. :D
It is tough, because they are all so great.
But how is this supposed to work, anyway? I'm supposed to apply the avatar myself? We never talked about that, specifically. I kinda assumed that LardFat, the super moderator, would use his powers to force the avatar on me. I'm wrong? I'd rather get shot than handed the gun, if you see what I mean...
YardRat
01-02-2017, 03:25 PM
It is tough, because they are all so great.
But how is this supposed to work, anyway? I'm supposed to apply the avatar myself? We never talked about that, specifically. I kinda assumed that LardFat, the super moderator, would use his powers to force the avatar on me. I'm wrong? I'd rather get shot than handed the gun, if you see what I mean...
I don't think I have that ability, to edit your avatar. If you can't do it, we'll have to get an admin like Lecter to do it. After you make your choice, of course.
feldspar
01-02-2017, 03:48 PM
I don't think I have that ability, to edit your avatar. If you can't do it, we'll have to get an admin like Lecter to do it. After you make your choice, of course.
I have to do everything around here...
I'll do it myself then. But it may take a couple of days or so before I can get back to my PC. Just have my iPad now, and I don't wanna figure out how to do it from this device.
Don't worry though. It'll happen for a week, or maybe longer if we're all really that lucky...
Stay tuned...the choice has been made.
YardRat
01-02-2017, 03:54 PM
Nice! I'm tingling with anticipation.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 02:49 PM
Nice! I'm tingling with anticipation.
Alright, now it I figure this will happen by Saturday. I'll be gone for another week starting on Monday...I'll be away from my PC from Monday (1/9) through Sunday.
So you'll get more than a week.
The fact that I'll be away from my PC during this time won't mean that I won't post. I'll post from my iPad or perhaps a different PC. I'll post. You'll get your digs in.
Keeping you up to date, Lardy.
I'm a man of my word.
I'm a man of my word.
You're a good sport too, I still remember you tricked him into accepting the bet without betting anything at the start. You impressed even my jaded, vicious, old double dealing self.
YardRat
01-05-2017, 06:12 PM
Alright, now it I figure this will happen by Saturday. I'll be gone for another week starting on Monday...I'll be away from my PC from Monday (1/9) through Sunday.
So you'll get more than a week.
The fact that I'll be away from my PC during this time won't mean that I won't post. I'll post from my iPad or perhaps a different PC. I'll post. You'll get your digs in.
Keeping you up to date, Lardy.
I'm a man of my word.
I never doubted it.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 07:39 PM
You're a good sport too, I still remember you tricked him into accepting the bet without betting anything at the start. You impressed even my jaded, vicious, old double dealing self.
Never tried to trick him, old buddy.
It was a dare. I dared him to get a big, gay avatar if the Bills had a winning record this year. That's it...then it turned into a bet, because I'm a sport and the deep chagrin because somebody thought it was a bet (and not a dare) for some reason. A dare is different from a bet, as I'm sure you know.
I wouldn't have bet that the Bills would have a winning record from the get-go. I thought it was possible, but wouldn't have bet on it.
But here we are because I made a dare...with me holding the bag.
Let's not re-write history here...you were there to see it unfold, if only virtually.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 07:57 PM
The funny part about it (besides the fact that I lost), was that this thing has been in the back of my mind as I watched the games all year.
I blame Russ Brandon for firing Rex Ryan and benching Tyrod Taylor in week 17...he's obviously been following this thread and was always rooting against me...
Russ Brandon did that, right?
Never tried to trick him, old buddy.
It was a dare. I dared him to get a big, gay avatar if the Bills had a winning record this year. That's it...then it turned into a bet, because I'm a sport and the deep chagrin because somebody thought it was a bet (and not a dare) for some reason. A dare is different from a bet, as I'm sure you know.
I wouldn't have bet that the Bills would have a winning record from the get-go. I thought it was possible, but wouldn't have bet on it.
But here we are because I made a dare...with me holding the bag.
Let's not re-write history here...you were there to see it unfold, if only virtually.
I don't remember it being a dare, I remember posting "uh oh" when it dawned on me. I can take a middle ground and say it wasn't at first technically a bet because you didn't bet anything, but Yardrat thought it was and you didn't correct him Mister Man.
On the other hand, in terms of re-writing history, remember who you're talking to here. I absolutely will to serve my own purpose. The only reason I ever admit I'm wrong is demonstrate a make pretend sense of reason and humility to then throw my "obvious" fairness back in peoples faces.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 09:11 PM
I don't remember it being a dare, I remember posting "uh oh" when it dawned on me. I can take a middle ground and say it wasn't at first technically a bet because you didn't bet anything, but Yardrat thought it was and you didn't correct him Mister Man.
Man, it's all there somewhere on this board.
I remember it too, when it dawned on you and LardFat almost simultaneously that it wasn't a bet. You realized that it wasn't a bet when you realized I didn't bet anything? Lol.
Go to the first couple of posts in this thread, when I reminded you guys what went down before the season even started.
I said to our friend Yardie that, if he was so sure that "wrecks" was going to have a losing season, he should be willing to have a big, gay avatar if he were wrong about that...something to that effect. That was it. Never mentioned myself at all at first. Didn't think Yardie would take me up on it at all, either...then he did, after assuming unfounded things. Then it snowballed into what we enjoy today...
I didn't correct Yardie until I realized that he thought it was a reciprocal bet...never thought he would get that idea. The realization dawned on him (and you) when I said something to the effect that I had nothing to lose in the matter...then you were both like "wait...what?" Then I decided to make a game of it. That how it happened.
Go find that thread...
I lose either way, and that's where I'm pretty comfortable.
Go find that thread...
I don't think so.
It's just a damned good thing I talked you both out of wagering a kidney by asserting a common decency no one often cares to hear about in the depths of their savage impotent rages in such personal disputes.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 09:35 PM
I don't think so.
It's just a damned good thing I talked you both out of wagering a kidney by asserting a common decency no one often cares to hear about in the depths of their savage impotent rages in such personal disputes.
Mace Signs with NFL's Buffalo Bills
http://www.cfl.ca/2007/05/01/mace_signs_with_nfl_s_buffalo_bills/
Can't help but think that YOU had your hand in all of this somehow...
Mace Signs with NFL's Buffalo Bills
http://www.cfl.ca/2007/05/01/mace_signs_with_nfl_s_buffalo_bills/
Can't help but think that YOU had your hand in all of this somehow...
Lost a hand in 2006, but I keep a bucket of other ones. I might have "a" hand in many things, just hard to say who it belonged to. Was it "mine" ? Well technically by possession. I like to put a foot in the water before diving in too. And I keep an eye on things. Hard to put a finger on it unless I put a finger on it as well.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 09:54 PM
Lost a hand in 2006, but I keep a bucket of other ones. I might have "a" hand in many things, just hard to say who it belonged to. Was it "mine" ? Well technically by possession. I like to put a foot in the water before diving in too. And I keep an eye on things. Hard to put a finger on it unless I put a finger on it as well.
I lost more than two hands when I was in Vegas, along with my shirt and my ass.;)
But I did OK.
I lost more than two hands when I was in Vegas, along with my shirt and my ass.;)
But I did OK.
Gambling will be your downfall it seems. Can't even win a bet with Yardrat.
feldspar
01-05-2017, 10:08 PM
Gambling will be your downfall it seems. Can't even win a bet with Yardrat.
No regrets.
Our true colors shine sooner or later...for me it'll be very, very soon when you see what I'm made of.
Nothing wrong with that, is there?
No regrets.
Our true colors shine sooner or later...for me it'll be very, very soon when you see what I'm made of.
Nothing wrong with that, is there?
Only that you lost a bet with Yardrat. I never have (snicker snicker).
Yeah, I thought the dancer was your best option too.
I think you're ok, no matter what everyone says about you, you know.
YardRat
01-06-2017, 06:08 AM
Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.
I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.
The Jokeman
01-06-2017, 06:19 AM
Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.
I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.
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Maybe I knew it was a dare from the beginning and manipulated the outcome to become a bet.
I used to shoot pool for money, back in the day.
I notice you didn't mention if you were successful at it though, only that you used to shoot pool for money.
I used to as well, heh, I'm a terrible pool player. Won maybe three games in my whole life because my gf at the time let me win.
YardRat
01-06-2017, 05:58 PM
I notice you didn't mention if you were successful at it though, only that you used to shoot pool for money.
I used to as well, heh, I'm a terrible pool player. Won maybe three games in my whole life because my gf at the time let me win.
One thing about shooting pool for money, you eventually run into somebody that is better than you...sometimes on the same night.
One thing about shooting pool for money, you eventually run into somebody that is better than you...sometimes on the same night.
I know, my gram beat me at 84 after having a stroke, and my cousins kid beat me when she was 6. Only cost me $200 a game though.
feldspar
01-07-2017, 06:31 PM
Best I could do to post an avatar of my boy at less than 10KB.
As you know, I like them bigger and sharper, but the pics here were too high of quality to do better than this...if you see what I mean.
Can't even see with clarity his huge, strange unnaturally large nipples, ya know? Might be his best feature.
The time is around 7:27 right now.
feldspar
01-07-2017, 06:36 PM
I know, my gram beat me at 84 after having a stroke, and my cousins kid beat me when she was 6. Only cost me $200 a game though.
Sometimes you just scratch on the 8-ball, Mace.
I know the feeling.
YardRat
01-07-2017, 06:54 PM
Good choice.
I look forward to when Michael Myers returns, though. Still one of my favorite avatars.
Sometimes you just scratch on the 8-ball, Mace.
I know the feeling.
Most often it was the cue ball that would hit a bartender, , break a light, bruise a hot woman in the kidney, smack a member of the featured band in the groin, fly out a window, etc.
I refused to shoot pool with one group of friends I hung out with, they could all win games shooting one armed, even the women. Somehow they took this to assume I was mythically good at it. So the one night I'm at this roadhouse with one of them, and this pair of guys with a palsy or something come in (no they weren't that bad but you could tell they never saw a pool table before). My bud decides we'll play them as a team, and badgers them into it, then badgers me into it.
Well, we won, mostly because my friend had to use both arms to compensate for my terribleness. Afterward I refused to play the worst of the two palsy guys because everyone was laughing at me, and my friend stared at me a long moment.
"Wow, you really are that bad at pool."
There was something I wasn't bad at though so we ended up rolling around fighting in the parking lot. Didn't matter though, he'd tell everyone for years I kicked his ass but I was the worst pool player he'd ever seen in his life, and he'd go on to describe my pool playing so everyone ended up laughing and I'd have to stand there and listen to it, because I was being a good "sport".
Anyway, an excellent choice, he's clearly a roughrider with overly large nipples but confident about it, in leather shorts, and festy glare, very much worthy of your saucy demeanor.
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