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Two weeks ago we were 4-2 and riding a wonderful 4 game winning streak . Remember?
Let's be honest, there were some here that were thinking play-offs.
We were laughing at those damn bastards who are Jets or Dolphins fans. LOL!!! The Jets S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K. Dolphins have no external genitalia and wear colours that GOD never created.
Well, don't look now butt both of those 2 teams won their last two games and are right up our 4-4 asses.
The good news is that they play each other this weekend so a 3 game winning streak for both teams is not possible.
The bad news is that we travel to Seattle for a MNF game to take another physical beating before our much needed Bye Week.
We could be tied with the Jets at 4-5 or worse, taking a deep whiff of the Dolphins' smelly mammal fish asses when they are above us at 4-4.
Yes, both teams beat us in our only games with them this year. There goes that tie breaker.
Some will correctly observe that it is all irrelevant since once again the Patriots have the division locked up at 7-1 and are absolutely rolling since the return of The Chosen One.
The Jets Bye Week is Week 11 when we come back from our Bye Week to take our injured asses to Cinci for another physical beating.
Yes, homers, I know you will soon be playing the injured excuse card -- GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS THAT THIS TEAM WAS NEVER A PLAY-OFF TEAM THIS YEAR.
So let's look around the AFC to see who the Wild Card contenders will be after we get anally raped again in Cinci to become 4-6:
Dolphins (see above)
Jets (see above)
Steelers/Bengals/Ravens -- All currently in the 4-3/3-4-1 or 3-4 range with each having a game against the tanking Browns
Texans -- 5-3 with games left with the Jags and Colts
Titans -- 4-4 (see above)
Raiders -- 6-2 and I will be there on December 4th to witness firsthand the expansion of our Black Hole
Broncos -- 6-2
Chiefs -- 5-2
This season is over so let's do as Aaron Rodgers and Frankie suggest and simply R-E-L-A-X...
Let's be honest, there were some here that were thinking play-offs.
We were laughing at those damn bastards who are Jets or Dolphins fans. LOL!!! The Jets S-U-C-K S-U-C-K S-U-C-K. Dolphins have no external genitalia and wear colours that GOD never created.
Well, don't look now butt both of those 2 teams won their last two games and are right up our 4-4 asses.
The good news is that they play each other this weekend so a 3 game winning streak for both teams is not possible.
The bad news is that we travel to Seattle for a MNF game to take another physical beating before our much needed Bye Week.
We could be tied with the Jets at 4-5 or worse, taking a deep whiff of the Dolphins' smelly mammal fish asses when they are above us at 4-4.
Yes, both teams beat us in our only games with them this year. There goes that tie breaker.
Some will correctly observe that it is all irrelevant since once again the Patriots have the division locked up at 7-1 and are absolutely rolling since the return of The Chosen One.
The Jets Bye Week is Week 11 when we come back from our Bye Week to take our injured asses to Cinci for another physical beating.
Yes, homers, I know you will soon be playing the injured excuse card -- GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS THAT THIS TEAM WAS NEVER A PLAY-OFF TEAM THIS YEAR.
So let's look around the AFC to see who the Wild Card contenders will be after we get anally raped again in Cinci to become 4-6:
Dolphins (see above)
Jets (see above)
Steelers/Bengals/Ravens -- All currently in the 4-3/3-4-1 or 3-4 range with each having a game against the tanking Browns
Texans -- 5-3 with games left with the Jags and Colts
Titans -- 4-4 (see above)
Raiders -- 6-2 and I will be there on December 4th to witness firsthand the expansion of our Black Hole
Broncos -- 6-2
Chiefs -- 5-2
This season is over so let's do as Aaron Rodgers and Frankie suggest and simply R-E-L-A-X...
"Expect rejection, but expect more to overcome it." 
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