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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616

    Dildo throwers banned for life

    I love the comments under the article.

    When the Bills hosted the Patriots in Week Eight, someone threw a dildo onto the field.


    looks like the Bills aren’t dicking around
    Couple of real *****s.
    Tom Brady’s mouthpiece
    It could’ve been a statuette of Belichick.
  • WagonCircler
    Escaped Convict
    • Jul 2002
    • 5876

    #2
    Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

    In reference to the other Bills fan news item today, I'm quoting a Facebook friend here, who made me spit coffee all over my keyboard:

    "If drinking rum off the ass of a teenager is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

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    • feldspar
      Registered User
      • Mar 2007
      • 13620

      #3
      Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

      Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
      I love the comments under the article.

      http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-toy-throwers/
      I like this quote as well:

      “Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Major said...a quote from Bills V.P. of operations.

      If you can't gather the humor from that quote, I can't help you.

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      • coastal
        Legendary Zoner
        • Mar 2005
        • 15514

        #4
        Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

        Banned for life?

        sojnds like the Korean is running the show.

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        • SpikedLemonade
          • Jun 2024

          #5
          Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

          Most of the homers here would have covered up this ugly incident by simply swallowing the evidence.

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          • BillsImpossible
            Registered User
            • Mar 2013
            • 16206

            #6
            Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

            Banned for life?

            Seriously?

            For throwing a dildo on to the field?

            No Fun League is right.

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86318

              #7
              Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

              And here I thought the league finally nailed Brady with a deserving suspension.
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              • Mace
                Haha...yeah you think so ?
                • Mar 2013
                • 20315

                #8
                Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                The soreheads. Could have been an NFL branded dildo like the whammy weenie, but noooooo......

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                • Scumbag College
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4949

                  #9
                  Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                  The Tea Party and Alt Right peeps are right...we are living in a Nanny State. Today you can't throw dildos onto the field. Tomorrow it's no anal beads on the field. Next week, you can't throw a Fleshlight. Our Freedom of Expression and First Amendment is under attack.
                  Remember Kevin Everett in your thoughts.

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little *****

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616

                    #10
                    Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                    Originally posted by Mace View Post
                    The soreheads. Could have been an NFL branded dildo like the whammy weenie, but noooooo......
                    NFL branded dildo

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                    • Lucidvizion
                      Surfing on the Edge of Infinity
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 2673

                      #11
                      Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                      Originally posted by feldspar View Post
                      I like this quote as well:

                      “Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Major said...a quote from Bills V.P. of operations.

                      If you can't gather the humor from that quote, I can't help you.
                      Imagine being the guy that had to tell that story about why his NFL career suddenly ended.

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                      • feldspar
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 13620

                        #12
                        Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                        Originally posted by Lucidvizion View Post
                        Imagine being the guy that had to tell that story about why his NFL career suddenly ended.
                        Easy...


                        He blew it...

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                        • WagonCircler
                          Escaped Convict
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 5876

                          #13
                          Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                          Originally posted by Scumbag College View Post
                          The Tea Party and Alt Right peeps are right...we are living in a Nanny State. Today you can't throw dildos onto the field. Tomorrow it's no anal beads on the field. Next week, you can't throw a Fleshlight. Our Freedom of Expression and First Amendment is under attack.

                          This may be the most asinine post in the history of the internet. Most Tea Party members are Libertarians. And this "Alt_right" bull**** is another in a long line of fake media bogeymen.

                          You leftist whack jobs are the ones telling everybody what to believe, what we're allowed to say. You *******s seek to control every aspect of our lives. And you're so brainwashed that you don't even see that you've become what you claim to hate.

                          Trump won because of idiots like you.

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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 101332

                            #14
                            Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                            Originally posted by WagonCircler View Post
                            This may be the most asinine post in the history of the internet. Most Tea Party members are Libertarians. And this "Alt_right" bull**** is another in a long line of fake media bogeymen.

                            You leftist whack jobs are the ones telling everybody what to believe, what we're allowed to say. You *******s seek to control every aspect of our lives. And you're so brainwashed that you don't even see that you've become what you claim to hate.

                            Trump won because of idiots like you.
                            The leftists are telling everyone what to say?

                            The righties are the ones who lose their **** when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

                            The righties are the ones who want to #boycotthamilton because one cast member expressed real concerns about Trump and Pence's policies.

                            The righties are the ones with their panties in a bunch because some backup QB won't stand during the song they like.

                            Be conservative if you want- it's a free country. Just don't delude yourself into thinking the right doesn't try just as hard as the left to control thought and speech.
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                            • WagonCircler
                              Escaped Convict
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 5876

                              #15
                              Re: Dildo throwers banned for life

                              Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                              The leftists are telling everyone what to say?

                              The righties are the ones who lose their **** when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

                              The righties are the ones who want to #boycotthamilton because one cast member expressed real concerns about Trump and Pence's policies.

                              The righties are the ones with their panties in a bunch because some backup QB won't stand during the song they like.

                              Be conservative if you want- it's a free country. Just don't delude yourself into thinking the right doesn't try just as hard as the left to control thought and speech.
                              Hahahahaha. You're delusional.

                              An NYU professor crusading against political correctness and student coddling was booted from the classroom last week after his colleagues complained about his “incivility,” The Post has learned. L…


                              This is a perfect microcosm of the left. You're obsession with controlling every thought and every word uttered has caused you to start eating your own.

                              Political correctness is literally your attempt to limit free speech and thought.

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