Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

    To the surprise of no one.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • BertSquirtgum
    Legendary Zoner
    • May 2009
    • 13379
    #2
    Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

    I feel bad for them

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    • YardRat
      Well, lookie here...
      • Dec 2004
      • 86298
      #3
      Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

      Saint Doug is in the house!
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      • sukie
        Seriously?
        • Sep 2012
        • 21532
        #4
        Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

        The punter is on suicide watch.

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        • Topas
          German smartass
          • Feb 2014
          • 880
          #5
          Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

          Well played, Sir Sukie.

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          • Mr. Pink
            Peterman Sucks!
            • Mar 2006
            • 35303
            #6
            Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

            Good for him.

            People love mocking him for quitting but head coaches don't quit NFL jobs very often.

            We've now had 2 quit in the past decade.

            It says something about the organization.
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            • WagonCircler
              Escaped Convict
              • Jul 2002
              • 5876
              #7
              Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

              Originally posted by Mr. Pink View Post
              Good for him.

              People love mocking him for quitting but head coaches don't quit NFL jobs very often.

              We've now had 2 quit in the past decade.

              It says something about the organization.
              And the funny part is, the idiot brothers, Whaley and Brandon, made Marrone's decision to leave an easy one. Between their idiocy, incompetence and the golden parachute clause that they wrote into his contract, any thinking person would have done the same thing.

              The crappy part is, ironically, it saved Whaley's job. After Marrone walked, Polian didn't want to have to find a GM, A Head Coach, and a franchise QB, so he walked. And Whaley the Weasel got to stay.
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              • Mace
                Haha...yeah you think so ?
                • Mar 2013
                • 20315
                #8
                Re: Doug Marrone is the Jags interim coach

                Originally posted by Mr. Pink View Post
                Good for him.

                People love mocking him for quitting but head coaches don't quit NFL jobs very often.

                We've now had 2 quit in the past decade.

                It says something about the organization.
                I really do love mocking him, because the puntster earned it. His minion, Boy Hackett as well. Bortles doesn't know what happened to his throwing mechanics....ask the QB coach, now the OC, he should have a handle on it, why he even QB coached the raw Manuel while OC'ing in Buffalo.

                While it does say something about the organization, it also says something about St. Doug who thought he had the Jets job locked down. Are he and Hackett ready to shine ? I really don't think so, but someone will need an o-line coach and his sidekick again next year.

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