Chargers' security guard rubbing one out to cheerleaders

[Mr. Miyagi]

Did anyone else see this? :rofl:

http://deadspin.com/security-guard-appears-to-be-masturbating-near-cheerlea-1790317271?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Mr. Miyagi]

This makes our guy drinking out of the teenage chick's ass crack seem much less perverted.

[SpikedLemonade]

Yes, it makes us look so good that we do not even have cheerleaders to rub one out to.

I guess we can use Kim for that purpose since the DP did meat her at a rub & tug parlor.

[WagonCircler]

A guy in the comments section wins the internet!

(The security guard works for Elite Security)

"Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket."

[OpIv37]

The guys a perv but it takes real balls to rub one out in front of 80,000 people.

Oh wait, it's a Chargers game. 18,000 people.

[Night Train]

Why must we judge the hobbies of others ?

[WagonCircler]

More comic gold from the comments section:

"The guy got the instructions wrong. They told him to keep his hat on and jacket off."

[Skooby]

It wasn't even a night game.

[Forward_Lateral]

The guys a perv but it takes real balls to rub one out in front of 80,000 people.

Oh wait, it's a Chargers game. 18,000 people.


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[BertSquirtgum]

What a ****ing pervert. Disgusting deviant should be in jail. Dude has some serious issues to think this would go unnoticed.

[Pinkerton Security]

The guys a perv but it takes real balls to rub one out in front of 80,000 people.

Oh wait, it's a Chargers game. 18,000 people.

Seriously though - who has the gumption to do this IN AN NFL STADIUM where not only are there a large number of television cameras, but also tens of thousands of fans with cameras in their hands?

[Victor7]

Seriously though - who has the gumption to do this IN AN NFL STADIUM where not only are there a large number of television cameras, but also tens of thousands of fans with cameras in their hands?
Not to mention that it can't possibly be an "enjoyable" wank. I mean the whole purpose of rubbing one out is to orgasm right ? ... How the f*** do you even enjoy that one ??

What a sick disgusting dude.

[Joe Fo Sho]

Not to mention that it can't possibly be an "enjoyable" wank.

Well, certainly not with that attitude.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I still maintain that he may have just been scratching his balls. :couch:

[OpIv37]

Seriously though - who has the gumption to do this IN AN NFL STADIUM where not only are there a large number of television cameras, but also tens of thousands of fans with cameras in their hands?

He either gets off on people watching him, or he thought he was being so sneaky about it that no one would notice. So, he's either a creep or a creepy idiot- take your pick.

I think it's safe to say he'll never work again. If he touches himself in front of thousands of people, just imagine what he does when no one's watching.

[Turf]

What a sick puppy. WTF.

[camelcowboy]

Philster moved out west?

[WagonCircler]

I still maintain that he may have just been scratching his balls. :couch:

I thought that too. For about 5 seconds. After that, it's disturbingly clear what he's doing.