Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • Arm of Harm
    Registered User
    • Dec 2015
    • 1683
    #1

    Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

    Bill Belichick:




    Doc Ock:



    Doc Ock is one of Spider Man's most formidable and persistent foes. Ock is highly intelligent, having been a nuclear physicist before turning to a life of crime. His four octopus-like tentacles are of his own creation. If a tentacle should become severed in a fight, and if it's left lying around afterwards, a hidden camera inside the severed tentacle allows Doc Ock to covertly spy on the post-battle scene.

    Doc Ock's personality is unsociable, unconcerned with what others think, power-hungry, and mean-spirited.
    Tags: None
  • sudzy
    Registered User
    • Apr 2013
    • 2802
    #2
    Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

    I always had him pegged as Dr. Doom.

    Comment

    • Mace
      Haha...yeah you think so ?
      • Mar 2013
      • 20315
      #3
      Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

      I always figured he was Sauron with more efficient minions.
      • 👍 1

      Comment

      • feldspar
        Registered User
        • Mar 2007
        • 13620
        #4
        Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

        Nerd alert...
        • 👍 1

        Comment

        • The Jokeman
          Registered User
          • Dec 2003
          • 9995
          #5
          Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

          Originally posted by feldspar View Post
          Nerd alert...
          A nerd on an internet message board? Who would have ever thought....
          • 👍 1

          Comment

          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380
            #6
            Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

            I just figured him as an *******.
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all             true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can             mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


            • 👍 2

            Comment

            • Forward_Lateral
              Registered User
              • Mar 2004
              • 29895
              #7
              Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

              The best part of this thread is comparing the Bills to Spiderman. They are more realistically compared to Damon Wayan's character "Handy Man" from "In Living Color"
              • 👍 2

              Comment

              • Arm of Harm
                Registered User
                • Dec 2015
                • 1683
                #8
                Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

                Originally posted by Forward_Lateral View Post
                The best part of this thread is comparing the Bills to Spiderman. They are more realistically compared to Damon Wayan's character "Handy Man" from "In Living Color"
                I wasn't trying to compare the Bills with Spider Man. The Bills are more like Peter Parker, before he got bitten by a radioactive spider.

                Except that Peter Parker had a good heart. Integrity. Tried to do the right thing. Those aren't exactly concepts I'd necessarily associate with Russ Brandon or Doug Whaley. What Brandon and Whaley lack in those areas they more than make up for with their skill at corporate politics.

                The only similarity between the Buffalo Bills and Spider Man is that they both wear tights.

                Comment

                • Mr. Cynical
                  Maybe?
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9766
                  #9
                  Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

                  Originally posted by The King View Post
                  I just figured him as an *******.
                  I wish I could give 1,000 thanks for this one.

                  Comment

                  • TacklingDummy
                    Unreachable Douche
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 71725
                    #10
                    Re: Bill Belichick = Doc Ock

                    I always envied that Bill and Tom were a Bill.


                    But hey, JP, Tyrod, EJ, Mularkey, Williams, Rex, Trent, Orton, Marrone, make my 3 inch dick feel 12 inches.

                    Comment

                    Previous template Next
                    Working...
                    X