Bills vs. Jets predictions

[Mace]

Bills 24 - Jets 14.

McCoy likes Lynn, McCoy runs wild. Manuel doesn't have to do much, but he doesn't do much very well to get Whaley to enthusiastically say "SEE !" and re-sign him at the expense of Watkins, who also likes Lynn and takes multiple savage hits that will ultimately ruin his career reaching backwards to catch passes. Last chance Gilmore gets 2 picks of the hapless headed-for-retirement Fitzpatrick as Bowles team wants to leave more than we do amazingly.

Fitzpatrick even throws a pick to Adolphus Washington, who is so startled he just falls down and curls up with the ball without anyone even near him. There's a sideline shot of Bowles chugging from a flask and furiously vaping.

By himself, Cardale Jones attempts to dump gatorade on Lynn, but pulls both his hamstrings and Shaq Lawson's too. Lawson falls heavily, requiring 10 month surgery/recovery on his healthy shoulder.

Dan Carpenter, Colton Schmidt and Garrison Sanborn get into a wild brawl with each other as teams are trotting off the field.

[YardRat]

Jets 27 Bills 13. Everybody in a Buffalo uniform will be playing to just not get hurt, except for EJ, and he'll end up getting his knee whacked, knocking him out of the game. Cardale Jones throws two picks in relief.

[djjimkelly]

EJ throws for 300 + in a win

let the non sense begin

[BillsImpossible]

EJ Manuel starts the game well, but finishes with a loss.

Jets 6, Bills 3 in OVERTIME.

[Scumbag College]

I predict widespread apathy and indifference towards this Baloney Bowl.

[feldspar]

Jets 27 Bills 13. Everybody in a Buffalo uniform will be playing to just not get hurt, except for EJ, and he'll end up getting his knee whacked, knocking him out of the game. Cardale Jones throws two picks in relief.

Wanna double-down?

[elltrain22]

0-0 tie. Fitting end to VERY disappointing seasons

[OpIv37]

EJ throws for over 300 in a 38-31 shootout.

We spend the next three months having to argue with idiots who think EJ should be the '17 starter.

[HHURRICANE]

Who cares but if I'm McCoy I would just stay clear of getting hit.

[YardRat]

Wanna double-down?

What are you thinking?

[BillsImpossible]

I'd rest McCoy and give Mike Gillislee and Jonathan Williams the whole game.

[feldspar]

What are you thinking?

The Bills win, and you get Mace's avatar for 2 months.

The Bills lose, and I get it for 2 weeks,,,

Double-down.

It was more of a joke than anything, but you could double-down...

[YardRat]

The Bills win, and you get Mace's avatar for 2 months.

The Bills lose, and I get it for 2 weeks,,,

Double-down.

It was more of a joke than anything, but you could double-down...

I didn't want to dismiss the idea without hearing the details, that would have been rude. I'll pass, though...thanks for the offer :D

[EDS]

I predict an ugly victory for the bills in a contest of two teams that are already in off-season mode.

[feldspar]

I didn't want to dismiss the idea without hearing the details, that would have been rude. I'll pass, though...thanks for the offer :D

Sorry, I'm pet-sitting a friend's dog and had to step out about while I was typing...didn't think that one through.

I meant that if the Bills win you'd still be on the hook for your month if you'd double-down.

My end would double to two weeks in the event of a loss, so that would be your incentive.

I wouldn't go there if I were you, being in the clear, either. My sources tell me so...

Just kidding around, really, but you could take me up on that ;)

[Mace]

I didn't want to dismiss the idea without hearing the details, that would have been rude. I'll pass, though...thanks for the offer :D

Understandable, I don't even like my Trump joker avatar much.

[feldspar]

Understandable, I don't even like my Trump joker avatar much.

Go back to the other one

[Mace]

Go back to the other one

Only 4 more years and a month if the world and I make it that far.

[stuckincincy]

BUF 34 NYJ 20.

Mad dash to join the posses in Cali and Fla.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

Jets 30
Bills 21

[justasportsfan]

Players play hard for Lynn.

31-14 bills

[sudzy]

41-14 Bills. The Bills are the champions of meaningless games. EJ will throw 300 yards and 4 TDs. Doug Whaley will have his wet dream. He'll resign EJ and hire his "yes man" Anthony Lynn on as HC. Then the 2017 season will be a 4-12 laughter.