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  • Mace
    Haha...yeah you think so ?
    • Mar 2013
    • 20315

    Bills vs. Jets predictions

    Bills 24 - Jets 14.

    McCoy likes Lynn, McCoy runs wild. Manuel doesn't have to do much, but he doesn't do much very well to get Whaley to enthusiastically say "SEE !" and re-sign him at the expense of Watkins, who also likes Lynn and takes multiple savage hits that will ultimately ruin his career reaching backwards to catch passes. Last chance Gilmore gets 2 picks of the hapless headed-for-retirement Fitzpatrick as Bowles team wants to leave more than we do amazingly.

    Fitzpatrick even throws a pick to Adolphus Washington, who is so startled he just falls down and curls up with the ball without anyone even near him. There's a sideline shot of Bowles chugging from a flask and furiously vaping.

    By himself, Cardale Jones attempts to dump gatorade on Lynn, but pulls both his hamstrings and Shaq Lawson's too. Lawson falls heavily, requiring 10 month surgery/recovery on his healthy shoulder.

    Dan Carpenter, Colton Schmidt and Garrison Sanborn get into a wild brawl with each other as teams are trotting off the field.
    Last edited by Mace; 12-31-2016, 07:24 PM.
  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86151

    #2
    Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

    Jets 27 Bills 13. Everybody in a Buffalo uniform will be playing to just not get hurt, except for EJ, and he'll end up getting his knee whacked, knocking him out of the game. Cardale Jones throws two picks in relief.
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    • djjimkelly
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      • Apr 2003
      • 7045

      #3
      Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

      EJ throws for 300 + in a win

      let the non sense begin

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      • BillsImpossible
        Registered User
        • Mar 2013
        • 16206

        #4
        Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

        EJ Manuel starts the game well, but finishes with a loss.

        Jets 6, Bills 3 in OVERTIME.

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        • Scumbag College
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          • Oct 2002
          • 4949

          #5
          Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

          I predict widespread apathy and indifference towards this Baloney Bowl.
          Remember Kevin Everett in your thoughts.

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          • feldspar
            Registered User
            • Mar 2007
            • 13620

            #6
            Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

            Originally posted by YardRat View Post
            Jets 27 Bills 13. Everybody in a Buffalo uniform will be playing to just not get hurt, except for EJ, and he'll end up getting his knee whacked, knocking him out of the game. Cardale Jones throws two picks in relief.
            Wanna double-down?

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            • elltrain22
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 4281

              #7
              Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

              0-0 tie. Fitting end to VERY disappointing seasons
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              • OpIv37
                Acid Douching Asswipe
                • Sep 2002
                • 101230

                #8
                Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                EJ throws for over 300 in a 38-31 shootout.

                We spend the next three months having to argue with idiots who think EJ should be the '17 starter.
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                • HHURRICANE
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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 15490

                  #9
                  Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                  Who cares but if I'm McCoy I would just stay clear of getting hit.

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                  • YardRat
                    Well, lookie here...
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 86151

                    #10
                    Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                    Originally posted by feldspar View Post
                    Wanna double-down?
                    What are you thinking?
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                    • BillsImpossible
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                      • Mar 2013
                      • 16206

                      #11
                      Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                      I'd rest McCoy and give Mike Gillislee and Jonathan Williams the whole game.

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                      • feldspar
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 13620

                        #12
                        Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                        Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                        What are you thinking?
                        The Bills win, and you get Mace's avatar for 2 months.

                        The Bills lose, and I get it for 2 weeks,,,

                        Double-down.

                        It was more of a joke than anything, but you could double-down...

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                        • YardRat
                          Well, lookie here...
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 86151

                          #13
                          Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                          Originally posted by feldspar View Post
                          The Bills win, and you get Mace's avatar for 2 months.

                          The Bills lose, and I get it for 2 weeks,,,

                          Double-down.

                          It was more of a joke than anything, but you could double-down...
                          I didn't want to dismiss the idea without hearing the details, that would have been rude. I'll pass, though...thanks for the offer
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                          • EDS
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                            • Jan 2003
                            • 5216

                            #14
                            Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                            I predict an ugly victory for the bills in a contest of two teams that are already in off-season mode.

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                            • feldspar
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 13620

                              #15
                              Re: Bills vs. Jets predictions

                              Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                              I didn't want to dismiss the idea without hearing the details, that would have been rude. I'll pass, though...thanks for the offer
                              Sorry, I'm pet-sitting a friend's dog and had to step out about while I was typing...didn't think that one through.

                              I meant that if the Bills win you'd still be on the hook for your month if you'd double-down.

                              My end would double to two weeks in the event of a loss, so that would be your incentive.

                              I wouldn't go there if I were you, being in the clear, either. My sources tell me so...

                              Just kidding around, really, but you could take me up on that
                              Last edited by feldspar; 12-31-2016, 08:33 PM.

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