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Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 12:19 PM
So what did I get here this morning, nothing.

Some call me a grumpy old man but even I can post scrub WR's signed by the Bills. We have a full field house of worthless roster fillers

I am taking a nap now, when I come back here tonight there better be some interesting threads here.

but you young kids are probably busy on your freaking cell phones.

Get a freaking life. If you were in my Barber shop, I would buzz all your hair off.

feldspar
03-20-2017, 12:25 PM
Get a freaking life.

You first...

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 12:27 PM
You first...

lol

Dr. Lecter
03-20-2017, 12:28 PM
Welcome aboard Wally! 'tis good to see you here as well

cookie G
03-20-2017, 12:30 PM
Welcome aboard Wally! 'tis good to see you here as well

He has over 1200 posts. I can only hope its a chimp alias making a comeback.

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 12:35 PM
He has over 1200 posts. I can only hope its a chimp alias making a comeback.

I haven't been here in a long time.....but I miss busting some balls

Joe Fo Sho
03-20-2017, 12:36 PM
lol

I was hoping this would be a great 'celebrity' type account...until you said lol. No barber who is a self-proclaimed old geezer is going to use lol. It's just not believable.

C'mon old man, step your game up. I want this to become a thing.

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 12:40 PM
I was hoping this would be a great 'celebrity' type account...until you said lol. No barber who is a self-proclaimed old geezer is going to use lol. It's just not believable.

C'mon old man, step your game up. I want this to become a thing.

Free haircut....stop on by

Dr. Who
03-20-2017, 12:49 PM
Two words for your avatar: prune juice.

If you are looking for negativity/"realism" you'll fit right in.

Bill Cody
03-20-2017, 12:55 PM
Estimated fact quotient on the original post: 0

His name isn't Wally
The only hair he's ever shaved is on his own chest
He's 32 and lives in his mom's basement
He's not taking a nap but Mom is making him a wholesome lunch with homemade cake for desert, reminds him not to get crumbs on the keyboard
As soon as the unemployment check clears he can reconnect with his "girlfriend" Sheila, she charges by the minute but trust me she really cares for him
He'd like to bust balls but he doesn't know how

Joe Fo Sho
03-20-2017, 12:58 PM
Free haircut....stop on by

I cut my own hair and it shows.

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 03:51 PM
I was hoping this would be a great 'celebrity' type account...until you said lol. No barber who is a self-proclaimed old geezer is going to use lol. It's just not believable.

C'mon old man, step your game up. I want this to become a thing.

Wrong, been a barber on the east side
for over 50 years.

Just post a worthwhile thread and stop wasting my time

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 03:53 PM
I cut my own hair and it shows.

I can fix that

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 03:55 PM
Two words for your avatar: prune juice.

If you are looking for negativity/"realism" you'll fit right in.

I love the Bills its you I hate

SpikedLemonade
03-20-2017, 04:38 PM
I haven't been here in a long time.....but I miss busting some balls

Why NOT start by NOT sitting on your own?

YardRat
03-20-2017, 04:42 PM
Wow, time hasn't done footballhottie any favors.

Wally The Barber
03-20-2017, 04:42 PM
Why NOT start by NOT sitting on your own?

This post ruined my day

Mace
03-20-2017, 09:34 PM
I had too many barbers beat crap out of my head with powdered towels when I was young to want to argue with one now. Was even worse when I actually went into their shops instead of just passing by the entrance.

feldspar
03-20-2017, 11:40 PM
I cut my own hair and it shows.

I've cut my own hair before in leaner years.

Then I went to the barber the next time, and she told me that I'd a great job. She was sincere.

HAMMER
03-21-2017, 01:08 AM
A welcome addition.

swiper
03-21-2017, 05:19 AM
He has over 1200 posts. I can only hope its a chimp alias making a comeback.

Been hiding at talk sports buffalo.

YardRat
03-21-2017, 06:08 AM
I can't cut my luxurious locks myself, they require a professional's skill set. Of course, that skill set should include, but not be limited to, yoga pants, knee-high boots and a nice rack.

Jan Reimers
03-21-2017, 06:19 AM
So what did I get here this morning, nothing.

Some call me a grumpy old man but even I can post scrub WR's signed by the Bills. We have a full field house of worthless roster fillers

I am taking a nap now, when I come back here tonight there better be some interesting threads here.

but you young kids are probably busy on your freaking cell phones.

Get a freaking life. If you were in my Barber shop, I would buzz all your hair off.
You're Ernest Borgnine, aren't you? Oh wait, I think he's dead. How are YOU feeling?

Skooby
03-21-2017, 07:42 AM
Do they make fragrant depends to cover odors ?? Not powder but an actual load drops and the fragrance kicks in ??

Dr. Lecter
03-21-2017, 07:50 AM
I can't cut my luxurious locks myself, they require a professional's skill set. Of course, that skill set should include, but not be limited to, yoga pants, knee-high boots and a nice rack.
Sounds like Spiked when he plays "Dress up" on Saturday nights.

I won't judge either of you

WagonCircler
03-21-2017, 09:38 AM
So what did I get here this morning, nothing.

Some call me a grumpy old man but even I can post scrub WR's signed by the Bills. We have a full field house of worthless roster fillers

I am taking a nap now, when I come back here tonight there better be some interesting threads here.

but you young kids are probably busy on your freaking cell phones.

Get a freaking life. If you were in my Barber shop, I would buzz all your hair off.

Wow! Welcome back. I remember you from decades ago. Well, one decade anyway.

Wally The Barber
03-21-2017, 10:08 AM
Wow! Welcome back. I remember you from decades ago. Well, one decade anyway.

I was taking a nap

Skooby
03-21-2017, 10:46 AM
I was taking a nap
With your Uncle.

Wally The Barber
03-21-2017, 10:51 AM
With your Uncle.

He died in 53

jimmifli
03-21-2017, 11:17 AM
He died in 53
Nam?

Wally The Barber
03-21-2017, 11:52 AM
Nam?

Nope, he died pumping some broad on Utica

Skooby
03-21-2017, 03:22 PM
Nope, he died pumping some broad on Utica
The one with one leg.

jimmifli
03-21-2017, 04:06 PM
The one with one leg.
Nam?

Mace
03-21-2017, 04:24 PM
I can't cut my luxurious locks myself, they require a professional's skill set. Of course, that skill set should include, but not be limited to, yoga pants, knee-high boots and a nice rack.

Fits my barber to a T. He got kind of chesty when he gained weight.

YardRat
03-21-2017, 04:27 PM
Sounds like Spiked when he plays "Dress up" on Saturday nights.

I won't judge either of you

I get taken care of on Sunday mornings.

SpikedLemonade
03-21-2017, 06:54 PM
I can't cut my luxurious locks myself, they require a professional's skill set. Of course, that skill set should include, but not be limited to, yoga pants, knee-high boots and a nice rack.

Should she play tennis as well?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PYLnSrP3eE

SpikedLemonade
03-21-2017, 06:57 PM
Sounds like Spiked when he plays "Dress up" on Saturday nights.

I won't judge either of you


Neither will YardFat or I judge you buddy....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bifRjMZV-5I

SpikedLemonade
03-21-2017, 06:59 PM
I get taken care of on Sunday mornings.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hqfIR592Ec

wolfpack
03-23-2017, 08:38 AM
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/too-loud-19643654.jpg

TacklingDummy
03-23-2017, 08:58 AM
Wow, time hasn't done footballhottie any favors.

Still has the same forehead.