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  • TigerJ
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 22575

    Hey Bills, I'm available

    Buffalorumblings.com is reporting that among other font office changes taking place this offseason, the Bills are getting rid of James Trapp, a former DB, serving as chaplain for the Bills. I'm retiring from my 38 years of service in the United Methodist Church, so I'm available. James Trapp, BTW took some flack back in 2015 when, while on the sidelines during the KC game, urged Rex Ryan not to challenge an incomplete ruling on an obvious catch by then Bills receiver Chris Hogan.

    So, if you could get hired by the Bills, (not as a player) what job would you want that you think you could qualify for?
    I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

    I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.
  • SpikedLemonade
    • Jun 2024

    #2
    Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

    Originally posted by TigerJ View Post
    Buffalorumblings.com is reporting that among other font office changes taking place this offseason, the Bills are getting rid of James Trapp, a former DB, serving as chaplain for the Bills. I'm retiring from my 38 years of service in the United Methodist Church, so I'm available. James Trapp, BTW took some flack back in 2015 when, while on the sidelines during the KC game, urged Rex Ryan not to challenge an incomplete ruling on an obvious catch by then Bills receiver Chris Hogan.

    So, if you could get hired by the Bills, (not as a player) what job would you want that you think you could qualify for?
    I guess I would be qualified for pretty much every position except Chaplin and Owner's Wife.

    I might as well apply for the owner's position and I promise to make the Bills great again.

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    • Bill Cody
      Registered User
      • Sep 2004
      • 11905

      #3
      Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

      Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
      I guess I would be qualified for pretty much every position except Chaplin and Owner's Wife.
      I don't know I think you could be the owner's wife. Peg isn't particular about who/what he fracks

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      • Bill Cody
        Registered User
        • Sep 2004
        • 11905

        #4
        Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

        I think I could do Russ Brandon's job. Anyone can market an NFL team as long as they promise to keep explosives out of the stadium. And I could watch film and pretend I know who to draft as well as he can even if marketing is not supposed to be involved on the football side, no question.

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        • SpikedLemonade
          • Jun 2024

          #5
          Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

          Originally posted by Bill Cody View Post
          I don't know I think you could be the owner's wife. Peg isn't particular about who/what he fracks
          "I[Kim] was a waitress in a cocktail bar when she first you[Terry]..."

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          • Bill Cody
            Registered User
            • Sep 2004
            • 11905

            #6
            Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

            Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
            "I[Kim] was a waitress in a cocktail bar when she first you[Terry]..."

            wow Peg wears lipstick? Who knew?

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            • SpikedLemonade
              • Jun 2024

              #7
              Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

              Originally posted by Bill Cody View Post
              wow Peg wears lipstick? Who knew?
              He is sooooo much more than just a dumb fracker.

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              • Dr. Lecter
                Zero for Zero!
                • Mar 2003
                • 67938

                #8
                Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                Originally posted by Bill Cody View Post
                I don't know I think you could be the owner's wife. Peg isn't particular about who/what he fracks
                Spiked isn't known for being picky either. It might be a perfect match.
                Originally posted by mysticsoto
                Lecter is right in everything he said.

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                • Bill Cody
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 11905

                  #9
                  Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                  Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                  He is sooooo much more than just a dumb fracker.
                  after a week or so the butt ache starts to subside. And you get to by limo everywhere. Jus saying, don't rule out being Mrs. Peg II. And from the boards standpoint I can see some great threads coming.

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                  • SpikedLemonade
                    • Jun 2024

                    #10
                    Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                    Never will work between us since I understand that Terry is a cat person.

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                    • Bill Cody
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 11905

                      #11
                      Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                      Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                      Never will work between us since I understand that Terry is a cat person.
                      Conversions are possible. Stop being negative.

                      from Monty Python's Flying CircusSeason 1 - Episode 10 UntitledRecorded 30-11-69, Aired 21-12-69I'm slowly uploading the entire Flying Circus series... Got a...

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                      • Thurmal
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2412

                        #12
                        Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                        I can sit in the draft room and down whisky and cokes and just pick who to draft in the first round based on watching four total college games all year and a few highlight reels.

                        Sounds useless, but if I had this job all along there would've been no Whitner, McCargo, Maybin, or Manuel.
                        "Miami played pretty damn good today and still got their ass kicked."

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                        • Wally The Barber
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 3258

                          #13
                          Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                          YOU'RE TO FREAKING OLD
                          Beware of Sarcasm

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                          • SpikedLemonade
                            • Jun 2024

                            #14
                            Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                            Originally posted by Wally The Barber View Post
                            YOU'RE TO FREAKING OLD
                            Ralph was 94 years old.

                            Marv was 80 years old.

                            Buddy was 185 years old but the sweater vest made him look younger.

                            I think I may be too young Wally.

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                            • JoeMama
                              Emotion Sickness
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 18190

                              #15
                              Re: Hey Bills, I'm available

                              Originally posted by TigerJ View Post
                              Buffalorumblings.com is reporting that among other font office changes taking place this offseason, the Bills are getting rid of James Trapp, a former DB, serving as chaplain for the Bills.
                              We need all the help we can get, tangible and spiritual.

                              I saw we hire holy men of every religion there is just to cover our bases.

                              The Browns may want to give it a shot too.
                              Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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