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  • TigerJ
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 22575

    Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

    The Bills have signed Jake Metz, a 2014 graduate of mighty Shippensberg College. He's a defensive end who has been playing arena football recently. Most recently he was with the Chinese Arena Football league where his team won the coveted China Bowl (for real). Not that big a signing, you say? I beg to differ. He's 6'6" and 265 lbs. That's a pretty big defensive end. It's being reported by several internet outlets. Here's a link to the article at: http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2017...er-of-the-year
    I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

    I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.
  • Dr. Lecter
    Zero for Zero!
    • Mar 2003
    • 67938

    #2
    Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

    Tom Brady just announced his retirement!!!!!!!
    Originally posted by mysticsoto
    Lecter is right in everything he said.

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    • JoeMama
      Emotion Sickness
      • Oct 2002
      • 18183

      #3
      Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

      Originally posted by TigerJ View Post
      The Bills have signed Jake Metz, a 2014 graduate of mighty Shippensberg College. He's a defensive end who has been playing arena football recently. Most recently he was with the Chinese Arena Football league where his team won the coveted China Bowl (for real). Not that big a signing, you say? I beg to differ. He's 6'6" and 265 lbs. That's a pretty big defensive end. It's being reported by several internet outlets. Here's a link to the article at: http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2017...er-of-the-year
      Love the school name.

      Sounds totally fictional like Danny Noonan's pitch to attend St. Copious of Northern Nebraska.

      Or Kirk Van Houten's alma mater, Gudger College.
      Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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      • DraftBoy
        Administrator
        • Jul 2002
        • 107452

        #4
        Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

        Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
        Love the school name.

        Sounds totally fictional like Danny Noonan's pitch to attend St. Copious of Northern Nebraska.

        Or Kirk Van Houten's alma mater, Gudger College.
        It's actually a pretty good DII school out of the PSAC conference. Made it to the National Semis in 2012 I believe.
        COMING SOON...
        Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
        We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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        • justasportsfan
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 71580

          #5
          Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

          High Motor white guy

          sacrifice1
          https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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          • TigerJ
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 22575

            #6
            Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

            Originally posted by justasportsfan View Post
            The second coming of Phil Hanson?
            I've made up my mind. Don't confuse me with the facts.

            I'm the most reasonable poster here. If you don't agree, I'll be forced to have a hissy fit.

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            • jamze132
              Don’t hate…
              • Jun 2003
              • 29337

              #7
              Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

              Originally posted by TigerJ View Post
              The second coming of Phil Hanson?
              Aim higher! Schobel.

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              • Mouldsie
                Registered User
                • Aug 2012
                • 5661

                #8
                Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                Originally posted by jamze132 View Post
                Aim higher! Schobel.
                Schobel was high motor?

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                • Dr. Lecter
                  Zero for Zero!
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 67938

                  #9
                  Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                  Originally posted by Mouldsie View Post
                  Schobel was high motor?
                  All white (non QB and OL) NFL players are.

                  You are so stupid sometimes.
                  Originally posted by mysticsoto
                  Lecter is right in everything he said.

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                  • jamze132
                    Don’t hate…
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 29337

                    #10
                    Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                    Originally posted by Mouldsie View Post
                    Schobel was high motor?
                    One of the highest...and whitest.

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                    • Mouldsie
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 5661

                      #11
                      Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                      That guy was so lazy on any play that wasn't him rushing the passer... and as a pass rusher his elite quickness/COD skills were his best asset

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                      • Ingtar33
                        Dances With Buffaloes
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 15469

                        #12
                        Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                        Originally posted by Mouldsie View Post
                        That guy was so lazy on any play that wasn't him rushing the passer... and as a pass rusher his elite quickness/COD skills were his best asset
                        you've been here 5 years and you don't get what High Motor means?

                        High Motor is draftnik speak for "White and Slow" if they mix in "good technique" they mean "white, hard working and slow and smart". They'll never call a black man "high motor". black football players get tagged with "Athletic and inconsistent" meaning "fast and lazy" or Freak "meaning physically gifted but not smart". Think I'm kidding? Read JJWatt's college scouting report. They read something to the effect of "High motor" "nonathletic" "slow". Basically a scouts saw a white defensive end and saw he was productive so they called him "High motor" but then turned around and disparaged his physical tools. Search for a black defensive lineman with the "high motor" tag. Doesn't exist.

                        It's an institutional racism built into how athletes are perceived, coloring their objective analysis. High motor used to be a compliment meaning "hard working" or "plays to the whistle", but when you notice who gets the tag and what is said about athletes with it, you realize it's not really a compliment, in fact it seems sorta racist. just like how highly athletic black athletes get stuck with "inconsistent" or "freak". It's a code speak, which I don't think anyone really thinks about.
                        Last edited by Ingtar33; 04-07-2017, 04:33 PM.
                        My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

                        MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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                        • Mouldsie
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 5661

                          #13
                          Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                          Originally posted by Ingtar33 View Post
                          you've been here 5 years and you don't get what High Motor means?

                          High Motor is draftnik speak for "White and Slow" if they mix in "good technique" they mean "white, hard working and slow and smart". They'll never call a black man "high motor". black football players get tagged with "Athletic and inconsistent" meaning "fast and lazy" or Freak "meaning physically gifted but not smart". Think I'm kidding? Read JJWatt's college scouting report. They read something to the effect of "High motor" "nonathletic" "slow". Basically a scouts saw a white defensive end and saw he was productive so they called him "High motor" but then turned around and disparaged his physical tools. Search for a black defensive lineman with the "high motor" tag. Doesn't exist.

                          It's an institutional racism built into how athletes are perceived, coloring their objective analysis. High motor used to be a compliment meaning "hard working" or "plays to the whistle", but when you notice who gets the tag and what is said about athletes with it, you realize it's not really a compliment, in fact it seems sorta racist. just like how highly athletic black athletes get stuck with "inconsistent" or "freak". It's a code speak, which I don't think anyone really thinks about.
                          Oh I know, that's why I asked a sarcastic question.

                          Exactly right it's racism all around and I hate it.

                          The JJ Watt thing is a GREAT example b/c he's still known that way by some but he's actually mathematically one of the 5 most athletic players to ever be tested in recent history (a list that also includes Calvin Johnson, Evan Mathis, Byron Jones, and that white kid from UB whose name escapes me but played DT and was moved to C in Seattle)

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                          • Gibby
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2006
                            • 18211

                            #14
                            Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                            Dang it, sign Askew yesterday!!!!

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                            • Swiper
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 33105

                              #15
                              Re: Huge Bills Free Agent Signing

                              He signed with the Raiders.

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