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The Toe Show
05-12-2017, 07:00 PM
CURSES ARE REAL, BRO.

Want proof?!! Well -- we've only ALL been FREAKING LIVING THROUGH ONE FOR 40-SOMETHING YEARS!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLlVM7bHLOQ

Can you believe this guy?!! He's practically begging for it.

..and you very-well know this ride is going to end sooner than later; I wouldn't provoke the reaper -- but it's far too late for that now.

Sure. Maybe nothing will happen, and Tom will go out and throw for another 4500 yards and earn another Super Bowl, and when presented with the Lombardi, he'll let out a shriekingly-victorious banshee cry, not unlike the one pictured below on MADDEN 18. (And let me be the first Bills fan to say: we certainly hope that happens, of course! After all, it's good television -- and the revenues! Nothing is above the shield. I mean, what could be better than watching Tom orchestrate the perfect passing offense with his squadron of handsome receivers? It most-certainly is tune-in TV, the best - of course! Can't miss it! Even for a Bills fan like me.)

Or maybe, this cover captures the premonition, of that not-so-unthinkable moment when he is, finally, finishingly de-cleated, for the last time:

"MY LIGAMENTS! ALL OF THEM! SWEET BABY JEEZUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!"

https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/files/2017/05/madden.jpg&w=480



ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

BillsImpossible
05-12-2017, 07:27 PM
That was funny.

Wasn't Gronk of the cover of Madden last year?

The Toe Show
05-12-2017, 07:34 PM
That was funny.

Wasn't Gronk of the cover of Madden last year?
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2016/05/12/0ap3000000662369.jpg

Yeah, kinda cursed him a little, right?

Gronkowski missed the first two games of the 2016 season with a lingering hamstring injury. He appeared sparingly in weeks three and four, but didn’t start until week five against the Cleveland Browns where he racked up 109 receiving yards. He was productive in starts in the Patriots’ next five games, but in week 11 against Seattle, Gronk took suffered a pulmonary contusion after being on the receiving end of a huge hit from Seahawks DB Earl Thomas. Gronk was kept out of the Patriots’ week 11 contest against San Francisco. He came back into the starting lineup the following week against the New York Jets, but he left the game early, before he had even caught a single pass, with a back injury. Gronk underwent surgery to repair a herniated disk, and was placed on injured reserve on December 3, 2016, where he would remain for the rest of the season. His season ended with 540 reception yards and three touchdowns on 25 catches. The superstar TE was forced to watch his Patriots win the Super Bowl from the sidelines.


https://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/the-madden-curse/

BertSquirtgum
05-13-2017, 06:19 PM
I hope someone snaps his leg in half and he heals perfectly fine and retires.

Mr. Miyagi
05-14-2017, 03:17 AM
I hope someone snaps his leg in half and he heals perfectly fine and retires.
I was going to wish him a lot worse. Yes I hate him that much.

Jeff1220
05-14-2017, 02:08 PM
For Brady, the Madden curse will manifest itself as a 4000k-ish yard season, not securing home field on the playoffs, and losing in the first round.

Mike13
05-14-2017, 06:59 PM
Breaking news: Tom Brady contracts leprosy, arm rots off, Gronk takes a bite on a dare(even though no one in the room actually dared him to do it)

BertSquirtgum
05-14-2017, 07:29 PM
For Brady, the Madden curse will manifest itself as a 4000k-ish yard season, not securing home field on the playoffs, and losing in the first round.
to the Buffalo Bills.

The Toe Show
05-15-2017, 05:29 PM
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The video his brand made is actually pretty funny. Damn it, Tom Brady.
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The last buffalo fan
05-15-2017, 06:15 PM
I hate the bastard, but it was funny ..... he has a super model for wife, he is cursed!!!! :ill:

upstart
05-15-2017, 08:47 PM
The Madden curse ends in 2017.

Six rings Baby !