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BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 02:24 PM
September 10th is only 99 days away.

Bills vs. Jets at New Era Field.

I don't mind wishing the summer away, I hate hot weather! Yes, I'm complaining. Thank God I was born in Buffalo.

Bring the cold snow! The sooner the better...

When the leaves turn and it's 60-65 degrees, I'm in Bills heaven. I wish the league would bump Week 1 up a week...home openers in early September can be scorchers. Back in 2002 against the Jets, it was so hot I dunked my head in a cooler full of ice not knowing it was full of clams casino. I stunk like clams, and so did the Bills in a 37-31 heart breaking, clams casino smelling, hot as hell of an opening day loss.

Between now and opening day a lot can happen, especially during training camp and 4 preseason games.

Same old Bills, or will McDermott make his mark and brand the Bills in his image? In a way he already has made his mark on the team.

The 2017 off season has been the least flashy, least media attention grabbing off season the Bills have had in many years. No big splashes in free agency, no big splashes in the draft, no big waves to ride on.

The Bills sea is uncharacteristically calm and quiet, as can be seen here at the BillsZone - much quieter than usual.

Is this some kind of calm before the storm?

There is not a lot of talk coming out of OBD, which is something Bills fans are not used to especially after the last 2 seasons. But even before Rex, the Bills brass did a lot of talking to the media and gave the fans many piles of hot garbage to chew on and talk about.

Who tied Russ Brandon's hands behind his back and put a sock in his mouth?

After 17 years in NFL Siberia, many Bills fans are reluctant to get their hopes up. Those feelings are based on the past, not the future.

For more than 17 years, nobody ever wanted to go to the waterfront in downtown Buffalo. That is no longer true.

It's hard not to be optimistic after seeing everything happening in Buffalo. A friend of mine who is a contractor can't keep up with the demand. He has to turn his cellphone off and decline work...that's how crazy things are in Buffalo right now, and property values are going through the roof.

If the City of Buffalo can change and turn things around, so can the Buffalo Bills.

Go Bills, and may God continue to bless America and our Great City!

Like the sound of cannons.

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JoeMama
07-04-2017, 02:28 PM
And who gives a **** it's 99 days till we kickoff another losing season.

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 02:39 PM
And who gives a **** it's 99 days till we kickoff another losing season.

Debbie Downer goes for the low blow...

Suck my Harry Nuts, Debbie.

Go shave your balls.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 02:49 PM
Debbie Downer goes for the low blow...

Suck my Harry Nuts, Debbie.

Go shave your balls.

Wait.

I need to suck your HAIRY balls but shave my own?

Why?

You're the ****ing homosexual here (supposedly).

You should know this ****.

So **** off.

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 02:56 PM
Wait.

I need to suck your HAIRY balls but shave my own?

Why?

You're the ****ing homosexual here (supposedly).

You should know this ****.

So **** off.

Triggered....must be true, lol.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:04 PM
Triggered....must be true, lol.

Most of us think you're full of **** and play the homosexual card to give Trump more diverse credence.

Back when you were zootvman at the range you never once mentioned you were a gay dude.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:07 PM
Okay Bimp...

Here's a proposal.

I'm willing to make a large bet the Bills will miss the playoffs.

You wanna get in?

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:10 PM
Most of us think you're full of **** and play the homosexual card to give Trump more diverse credence.

Back when you were zootvman at the range you never once mentioned you were a gay dude.

False, I did say I was gay on that forum and bet someone a case of beer that Ron Paul would win the republican nomination.

I owe somebody a case of suds.

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:14 PM
Okay Bimp...

Here's a proposal.

I'm willing to make a large bet the Bills will miss the playoffs.

You wanna get in?

Back in the early 1990's I was all of 13 or 14 years old and bet on the Bills to win against the Chicago Bears.

I lost $20...and never bet again. Good lesson. Saved me thousands.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:18 PM
Back in the early 1990's I was all of 13 or 14 years old and bet on the Bills to win against the Chicago Bears.

I lost $20...and never bet again. Good lesson. Saved me thousands.

So let's bet.

You're so confident that you're willing to pop off with insults.

How much do you have to spend, 10k, 20k, I do, if so let's gamble.

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:27 PM
So let's bet.

You're so confident that you're willing to pop off with insults.

How much do you have to spend, 10k, 20k, I do, if so let's gamble.

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"The boredom overtook us, and he began to speak..."

I don't bet with people that have no honor, no integrity, and not an ounce of truth in their words.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:31 PM
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"The boredom overtook us, and he began to speak..."

I don't bet with people that have no honor, no integrity, and not an ounce of truth in their words.

That's not an answer you broke ****.

Your sorry gay ass wants to insult me, lets put some money down. Even if your day job at Denny's can't swing it.

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:35 PM
This is your way of saying you're a broke gay **** who lives for free in his dead grandmother's basement.

Bet me something.

I know you're not broke, since you can obviously afford to go out to gay bars.

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:36 PM
That's not an answer you broke ****.

Your sorry gay ass wants to insult me, lets put some money down. Even if your day job at Denny's can't swing it.

Triggered again!

"Oh my!"

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 03:41 PM
Triggered again!

"Oh my!"

Triggered to bet yet?

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:44 PM
This is your way of saying you're a broke gay **** who lives for free in his dead grandmother's basement.

Bet me something.

I know you're not broke, since you can obviously afford to go out to gay bars.

Which one is it, JoeMama....a broke back gay man living in grandma's basement, or a gay and rich Bills fan like me?

OpIv37
07-04-2017, 03:47 PM
July 4 to Sept 10 is 99 days? Is there a month I don't know about?

BillsImpossible
07-04-2017, 03:56 PM
68 days!

feldspar
07-04-2017, 07:17 PM
July 4 to Sept 10 is 99 days? Is there a month I don't know about?

Only worthwhile post in this sorry thread...

JoeMama
07-04-2017, 07:55 PM
Which one is it, JoeMama....a broke back gay man living in grandma's basement, or a gay and rich Bills fan like me?

That's up to you.

Even though I know you're an alcoholic loser.

feldspar
07-04-2017, 08:19 PM
That's up to you.

Even though I know you're an alcoholic loser.

Joe...goin' rogue in general.


Go get 'em.

YardRat
07-04-2017, 08:32 PM
July 4 to Sept 10 is 99 days? Is there a month I don't know about?

Trumptober. 31 days added to the calendar in between August and September. It's going to be a bigly huge popular month, more people are going to love Trumptober more than any other month of the year.

Didn't you see the tweet?