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  • daryls61
    Registered User
    • Jan 2013
    • 291

    Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

    Epic as usual...


    Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.
    The Things that unite us are far greater than the things that divide us. Just my 2 Cents.

    "The Force, it's calling to you. Just let it in." - Maz Kanata: Star Wars VII The Force Awakens

    "'Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum." - Winston Scott in John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    #Cup or Bust 2024 #Bowl or Bust 2024 - It is the way.
  • SpikedLemonade
    • May 2024

    #2
    Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

    LOL!!!

    The truth hurts but that is some funny crap right there.

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    • Mouldsie
      Registered User
      • Aug 2012
      • 5661

      #3
      Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

      The only part I take offense to was calling our food "average." That's dishonest!

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      • SpikedLemonade
        • May 2024

        #4
        Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

        Originally posted by Mouldsie View Post
        The only part I take offense to was calling our food "average." That's dishonest!
        Would "tasty and fattening" be more honest?

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        • bleve
          Registered User
          • Mar 2005
          • 874

          #5
          Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

          a post from one of the comments...


          "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer."
          ~ Frank Zappa

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          • Night Train
            Retired - On Several Levels
            • Jul 2005
            • 33117

            #6
            Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

            Originally posted by bleve View Post
            a post from one of the comments...
            Loved that. Will save that forever. LOL
            Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86146

              #7
              Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

              The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.
              YardRat Wall of Fame
              #56 DARRYL TALLEY
              #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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              • cookie G
                Registered User
                • Mar 2003
                • 7561

                #8
                Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

                Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.


                "Our fans jump through tables in the same parking lot where they were conceived"

                That takes it.

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                • stuckincincy
                  Buffalo Bills Fan
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 15084

                  #9
                  Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

                  Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                  The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.
                  "I begin every December seeing the 6-6 Bills at the bottom of the “IN THE HUNT” graphics and have repeatedly watched week 15 Ravens-Bengals games to root for the tie that’ll keep Buffalo’s 1% chance of making a wild card spot alive."

                  "Three of our first five opponents have made recent Super Bowl appearances. We’ll beat them convincingly and go 5-11."
                  Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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                  • Arm of Harm
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 1683

                    #10
                    Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

                    Matt: "The most exciting season of my adult life heavily featured Kyle Orton."

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                    • The Toe Show
                      Perfect Toes Everytime!
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 148

                      #11
                      Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

                      This is why the Bills are COOL - we're like a dysfunctional reality-tv family. MUST-SEE TV when is national media going to wake up? people watch racing for the crashes c'mon man! Full-city meltdown

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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101230

                        #12
                        Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

                        Originally posted by The Toe Show View Post
                        This is why the Bills are COOL - we're like a dysfunctional reality-tv family. MUST-SEE TV when is national media going to wake up? people watch racing for the crashes c'mon man! Full-city meltdown
                        Oh the Bills are not cool. They never have been. But to us, that makes them more lovable. When have WNY people ever given a **** about what the rest of the country thinks is cool?

                        We are who we are. We love our insane drunkenness and our epic tailgates and our "never say die" attitude toward a complete dumpster fire of an organization. If there's anything
                        "cool" about the Bills and WNY, it's that we never give up and party harder than anyone else while doing it, and we don't give a **** that no one else gets it.
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