Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Buffalo Bills...

[daryls61]

Epic as usual...



Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here (http://deadspin.com/tag/wyts).

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-buffalo-bills-1797677209

[SpikedLemonade]

LOL!!!

The truth hurts but that is some funny crap right there.

[Mouldsie]

The only part I take offense to was calling our food "average." That's dishonest!

[SpikedLemonade]

The only part I take offense to was calling our food "average." That's dishonest!

Would "tasty and fattening" be more honest?

[bleve]

a post from one of the comments...


https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--drwFbudy--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jwkqwru8vchvs3kqpohb.gif

[Night Train]

a post from one of the comments...
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--drwFbudy--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jwkqwru8vchvs3kqpohb.gif

Loved that. Will save that forever. LOL

[YardRat]

The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.

[cookie G]

The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.



"Our fans jump through tables in the same parking lot where they were conceived"

That takes it.

[stuckincincy]

The comments are far better than the actual article, by a long shot.

"I begin every December seeing the 6-6 Bills at the bottom of the “IN THE HUNT” graphics and have repeatedly watched week 15 Ravens-Bengals games to root for the tie that’ll keep Buffalo’s 1% chance of making a wild card spot alive."

"Three of our first five opponents have made recent Super Bowl appearances. We’ll beat them convincingly and go 5-11."

[Arm of Harm]

Matt: "The most exciting season of my adult life heavily featured Kyle Orton."

[The Toe Show]

This is why the Bills are COOL - we're like a dysfunctional reality-tv family. MUST-SEE TV when is national media going to wake up? people watch racing for the crashes c'mon man! Full-city meltdown

[OpIv37]

This is why the Bills are COOL - we're like a dysfunctional reality-tv family. MUST-SEE TV when is national media going to wake up? people watch racing for the crashes c'mon man! Full-city meltdown

Oh the Bills are not cool. They never have been. But to us, that makes them more lovable. When have WNY people ever given a **** about what the rest of the country thinks is cool?

We are who we are. We love our insane drunkenness and our epic tailgates and our "never say die" attitude toward a complete dumpster fire of an organization. If there's anything
"cool" about the Bills and WNY, it's that we never give up and party harder than anyone else while doing it, and we don't give a **** that no one else gets it.