Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans
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Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans
I'm married but if I wasn't, I would never date anyone who roots for the Patriots.
And I said "roots for the Patriots" instead of "Patriots fan" because I don't believe there are Patriots fans. There are only Red Sox fans who don't want to sober up in September (provided, of course, the Patriots are winning- otherwise they just root against the Yankees until hockey starts).
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Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans
Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View PostJoey, they already think our team is crippled.Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
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Originally posted by JoeMama View PostYeah but I make being crippled look cool. Did I mention now that my body is broken, I have four babes carry me around in a palanquin?
Did the insurance company also buy you one of these to help with the ladies?
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Originally posted by JoeMama View PostI will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.
Now, a one-night stand at her place so I can wake up early, leave a horrible liquor **** as an upper-decker in her toilet and wipe my ass on her Patriots gear? That I would do.
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Originally posted by OpIv37 View Postanyone who roots for the Patriots lacks integrity and makes poor life choices. People like that are not datable IMO.
Now, a one-night stand at her place so I can wake up early, leave a horrible liquor **** as an upper-decker in her toilet and wipe my ass on her Patriots gear? That I would do.
You really are a romantic at heart.
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Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View PostYou really are a romantic at heart.
I don't know enough about the related case law to know if that's a correct interpretation.
I do know this, though: if it is true, then the Patriots logo needs to be banned because I immediately want to unleash violence on anyone I see wearing it.
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Originally posted by JoeMama View PostI will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!
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