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  • Haile SpikedLemonade
    • Jun 2024

    Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

    Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

    Bills fans also say they would rather give up sex than date a Patriots fan. Dedication....





    Well, we at least got that going for us.
  • Joe Fo Sho
    Making Spirits Bright
    • Mar 2006
    • 6194

    #2
    Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

    If you want to date a girl who doesn't care if you cheat, find a Patriots fan.

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    • Gibby
      Power & Authority Demand Responsibility to the common good, and must never be abused.
      • Jun 2006
      • 18211

      #3
      Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

      And yet I am still single, somehow Belichick, Kraft, and Brady are to blame and not any personal shortcomings I may have

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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 101230

        #4
        Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

        I'm married but if I wasn't, I would never date anyone who roots for the Patriots.

        And I said "roots for the Patriots" instead of "Patriots fan" because I don't believe there are Patriots fans. There are only Red Sox fans who don't want to sober up in September (provided, of course, the Patriots are winning- otherwise they just root against the Yankees until hockey starts).
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        • sukie
          Seriously?
          • Sep 2012
          • 21507

          #5
          Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

          Originally posted by Gibby View Post
          And yet I am still single, somehow Belichick, Kraft, and Brady are to blame and not any personal shortcomings I may have
          Grooming helps. Didn't want to say it but you smell like a Bolshevik.

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          • SpikedLemonade
            • Jun 2024

            #6
            Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

            Originally posted by Gibby View Post
            And yet I am still single, somehow Belichick, Kraft, and Brady are to blame and not any personal shortcomings I may have
            Your ex-Black wife did not think so.

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            • JoeMama
              Emotion Sickness
              • Oct 2002
              • 18183

              #7
              Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

              I will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.
              Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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              • SpikedLemonade
                • Jun 2024

                #8
                Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
                I will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.
                Joey, they already think our team is crippled.

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                • JoeMama
                  Emotion Sickness
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 18183

                  #9
                  Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                  Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                  Joey, they already think our team is crippled.
                  Yeah but I make being crippled look cool. Did I mention now that my body is broken, I have four babes carry me around in a palanquin?
                  Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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                  • SpikedLemonade
                    • Jun 2024

                    #10
                    Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                    Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
                    Yeah but I make being crippled look cool. Did I mention now that my body is broken, I have four babes carry me around in a palanquin?
                    You lucky bastard.

                    Did the insurance company also buy you one of these to help with the ladies?

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                    • SpikedLemonade
                      • Jun 2024

                      #11
                      Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                      OR one of these instead?


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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101230

                        #12
                        Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                        Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
                        I will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.
                        anyone who roots for the Patriots lacks integrity and makes poor life choices. People like that are not datable IMO.

                        Now, a one-night stand at her place so I can wake up early, leave a horrible liquor **** as an upper-decker in her toilet and wipe my ass on her Patriots gear? That I would do.
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                        • SpikedLemonade
                          • Jun 2024

                          #13
                          Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                          Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                          anyone who roots for the Patriots lacks integrity and makes poor life choices. People like that are not datable IMO.

                          Now, a one-night stand at her place so I can wake up early, leave a horrible liquor **** as an upper-decker in her toilet and wipe my ass on her Patriots gear? That I would do.

                          You really are a romantic at heart.

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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 101230

                            #14
                            Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                            Originally posted by SpikedLemonade View Post
                            You really are a romantic at heart.
                            You know, with this whole Charlottesville situation, I saw several people arguing that while hate speech is protected by the Constitution, inciteful speech isn't, and things like swastikas incite violent actions/reactions so they aren't covered under the First Amendment.

                            I don't know enough about the related case law to know if that's a correct interpretation.

                            I do know this, though: if it is true, then the Patriots logo needs to be banned because I immediately want to unleash violence on anyone I see wearing it.
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                            • Blondie
                              Smarter than most men here :-)
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 27996

                              #15
                              Re: Bills fans are way more dateable than Patriots fans

                              Originally posted by JoeMama View Post
                              I will absolutely date the Patriot fan-girls you guys will not.
                              And you WONDER why you have the problems that you do .. silly boy!!
                              I was banned for calling Yardie a coward, by DB, in a tread about women’s issues happening right now in America. Nothing better than republican men silencing women’s voices, especially in the Buffalo Spin zone!!

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