Your Personal Preparations for the Home Opener

[SpikedLemonade]

I haven't landed on a menu yet but will in the next 48 hours.

I have started tidying up the Downstairs Bills Bathroom (Bills Shower Curtain, Bills Towels, Bills Blue Coloured Toilet Light, Other Bills Coloured Towels and Face Clothes, Bills Blue AXE Body Wash, etc.).

What are your personal preparations heading into the Home Opener?

[swiper]

I think you ought to order take out from wagon's restaurant. Get back to us on Monday and let us know you're still alive.

[DraftBoy]

Sleep off the celebration/sorrow of the previous nights ND/UGA game.

[swiper]

I am just excited to be getting the game for free on local television.

[SpikedLemonade]

I think you ought to order take out from wagon's restaurant. Get back to us on Monday and let us know you're still alive.

They don't deliver across the border do they?

If so, I will consider doing it quickly before the restaurant goes tits up.

[streetkings01]

Hopefully I wake up around 12:30pm Sunday........enough time to wash up and walk the dog before watching 2 cream puffs duel it out.

[Jan Reimers]

Put on the storm shutters, store our outside stuff in the garage, and hope Irma doesn't stop the wife and I from going to Duffy's.

[Wally The Barber]

I am boarding up the windows, filled the car with gas, bought a generator,took swimming lessons, bought lots of ****ty water, withdraw cash, Installed storm shutters,bought a gun, doinked the lady next door, Bolted all doors, taking a nap now

All set

[kishoph]

Nothing special, maybe prepare a meal. I hated Rex Ryan so much that I could not invest emotionally in the team that I've followed (loved) for close to 50 years. So I'm still a little hungover from those 2 years. I did start feeling optimistic at the beginning of camp, but some of the personnel moves made have curbed that some. I hope they start to show something to draw me back in, because I really miss caring about this team and being a Bills Fanatic.

[Night Train]

General Tso Chicken.

[POTLAND PSILBYLO]

Freshly shorn scrotum

[cookie G]

I'll look for the game online. If I can't find a decent feed, I'll watch the network games and NFLN for highlights.


Year one of a 5 year, self imposed rebuild doesn't do much for me.

[El Guapo]

Driving to Atlanta to catch a flight to Cancun. We land before the end of the first quarter. iPad watching the rest of the game.

[Skooby]

Freshly shorn scrotum

It's quite refreshing.

[Skooby]

I am boarding up the windows, filled the car with gas, bought a generator,took swimming lessons, bought lots of ****ty water, withdraw cash, Installed storm shutters,bought a gun, doinked the lady next door, Bolted all doors, taking a nap now

All set

I'm in Naples and have a flight booked for Saturday Early afternoon, I think it's going to get cancelled and I'm SOL. Crap.

[stuckincincy]

I'm in Naples and have a flight booked for Saturday Early afternoon, I think it's going to get cancelled and I'm SOL. Crap.

You know the drill, Mitch. Pack the emergency bag etc.

If you aren't going to need it, pass it on if you can bug out.

[Skooby]

You know the drill, Mitch. Pack the emergency bag etc.

If you aren't going to need it, pass it on if you can bug out.
Bend over.... I'm hoping they keep the airport open.

[Generalissimus Gibby]

All I can say for sure is that heavy drinking will be involved.

[bleve]

Wake up Sunday a.m. 7:00ish - get the French Roast brewing. Prepare a breakfast of poached eggs on saute'd spinach with feta and read the morning local paper. Do the diabolical Sudoku and get my Bills Fail Bingo sheets together to bring to the Sports Bar.

10:00 a.m. kickoff here, so beers are pouring early. Some of the squares on our Bingo cards are:
"Former Bill has a good game",
"20+ Special Teams play negated by illegal block in the back"
"Jerry Hughes has 25+ or 3 penalties"
are sure bets this year. We have plenty of others.

Beers and Bingo!

[Wally The Barber]

I'm in Naples and have a flight booked for Saturday Early afternoon, I think it's going to get cancelled and I'm SOL. Crap.

Take I-75N to Savannah Georgia or Charlotte NC

I am staying in Florida because the Bills are playing....wish me luck

[SpikedLemonade]

Freshly shorn scrotum

Breathtaking....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJj4wbmAhk&t=8s

[SpikedLemonade]

Wake up Sunday a.m. 7:00ish - get the French Roast brewing. Prepare a breakfast of poached eggs on saute'd spinach with feta and read the morning local paper. Do the diabolical Sudoku and get my Bills Fail Bingo sheets together to bring to the Sports Bar.

10:00 a.m. kickoff here, so beers are pouring early. Some of the squares on our Bingo cards are:
"Former Bill has a good game",
"20+ Special Teams play negated by illegal block in the back"
"Jerry Hughes has 25+ or 3 penalties"
are sure bets this year. We have plenty of others.

Beers and Bingo!

Nice!

[SpikedLemonade]

I will be at the game in a last second positive twist of fate.

I will need to take a cab at 6:00 AM to get to where the tour bus picks us up at 7:00 AM.

I will awake at 5:00 AM with a little hang over from the the Notre Dame victory the night before.

I will make some fresh ground coffee and drop 3 oz of Black Sambuca in it -- once you go Black you NEVER go back.

I will make a BLT from freshly picked tomato and lettuce.

I will shower in my Bills bathroom using Bills colour body wash.

I will dry my nuts with a Bills towel.

I will put on my Bills shorts and shirt.

I will put on my new 59 fitted Bills cap.

I will drink another special coffee on the cab ride to the Train/Bus Station.

I will do every regular ritual to ensure the Bills lose to the Jets.

JETS JETS JETS

[The last buffalo fan]

Pappas and cerveza, por favor!

[SpikedLemonade]

Pappas and cerveza, por favor!

At least it is a real beer and not that donkey piss called Corona.

[The last buffalo fan]

At least it is a real beer and not that donkey piss called Corona.
I like the Pats better than Corona.

[GregclubSTH]

I will be at the game in a last second positive twist of fate.

I will need to take a cab at 6:00 AM to get to where the tour bus picks us up at 7:00 AM.

I will awake at 5:00 AM with a little hang over from the the Notre Dame victory the night before.

I will make some fresh ground coffee and drop 3 oz of Black Sambuca in it -- once you go Black you NEVER go back.

I will make a BLT from freshly picked tomato and lettuce.

I will shower in my Bills bathroom using Bills colour body wash.

I will dry my nuts with a Bills towel.

I will put on my Bills shorts and shirt.

I will put on my new 59 fitted Bills cap.

I will drink another special coffee on the cab ride to the Train/Bus Station.

I will do every regular ritual to ensure the Bills lose to the Jets.

JETS JETS JETS

Uber is way cheaper than a taxi and your first ride is free with an uber code that I'm not posting here but can message it to you if you wanted to save money.

[Mace]

Bought myself a 99 cent package of generic cheese using quarters, to dress up the single slice baloney sandwich I'll enjoy at the half.

[SpikedLemonade]

Uber is way cheaper than a taxi and your first ride is free with an uber code that I'm not posting here but can message it to you if you wanted to save money.
My neighbour is a taxi driver and we do discounted cash deals.

Thank you nonetheless.

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Bought myself a 99 cent package of generic cheese using quarters, to dress up the single slice baloney sandwich I'll enjoy at the half.

I heard you upgraded to a bigger cardbox to live in Mace.

[swiper]

I will be at the game in a last second positive twist of fate.

I will need to take a cab at 6:00 AM to get to where the tour bus picks us up at 7:00 AM.

I will awake at 5:00 AM with a little hang over from the the Notre Dame victory the night before.

I will make some fresh ground coffee and drop 3 oz of Black Sambuca in it -- once you go Black you NEVER go back.

I will make a BLT from freshly picked tomato and lettuce.

I will shower in my Bills bathroom using Bills colour body wash.

I will dry my nuts with a Bills towel.

I will put on my Bills shorts and shirt.

I will put on my new 59 fitted Bills cap.

I will drink another special coffee on the cab ride to the Train/Bus Station.

I will do every regular ritual to ensure the Bills lose to the Jets.

JETS JETS JETS

You are so strange.

[SpikedLemonade]

You are so strange.

Eccentric

[BertSquirtgum]

I will just do the usual. Go around to a bunch of other groups around us and crop dust the hell out of them with my Sunday morning beer farts.

[SpikedLemonade]

I will just do the usual. Go around to a bunch of other groups around us and crop dust the hell out of them with my Sunday morning beer farts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDV0SKOmJfs

[alohabillsfan]

I prepped the house and left Jacksonville this am? In Rochester now, have a wedding tomorrow then drive to buffalo Sunday for front row bills sideline seats!

[SpikedLemonade]

I prepped the house and left Jacksonville this am? In Rochester now, have a wedding tomorrow then drive to buffalo Sunday for front row bills sideline seats!

See you there!!!

[ublinkwescore]

A bag of weed and maybe pizza delivery

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A bag of weed and maybe pizza delivery

[SpikedLemonade]

A bag of weed and maybe pizza delivery

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A bag of weed and maybe pizza delivery

Two bags of weed will have you ordering pizza twice and forgetting that you made that first order.

[Skooby]

Two bags of weed will have you ordering pizza twice and forgetting that you made that first order.
Been there. I had already had gotten pizza delivered and ordered from the same place.

[SpikedLemonade]

Been there. I had already had gotten pizza delivered and ordered from the same place.

That explains the double wide 4-seater of an ass of yours.

[Mace]

I heard you upgraded to a bigger cardbox to live in Mace.

Unfortunately, this year circumstances dictated I downgrade to styrofoam and duct tape.

[Mace]

My hopes you have a great game day, Spiked. Down a shot for me and enjoy...

[SpikedLemonade]

My hopes you have a great game day, Spiked. Down a shot for me and enjoy...

For you Mace I will do 3.