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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

    Shooter McGavin Partying With Bills Mafia In The Stadium Parking Lot On Sunday Is A Match Made In Heaven



    When Christopher McDonald signed on to play Shooter McGavin in Happy Gilmore back in 1996, he was probably unaware that he’d be leaving his former life behind. He is one of those rare castings that had the ability to play his character better than he could ever play himself. Christopher McDonald is more Shooter McGavin that Christopher McDonald is Christopher McDonald. It makes so little sense it actually makes perfect sense.

    The only thing that makes more sense is McGavin pairing up with the uncivilized clan known as Bills Mafia. They go together like Happy’s grandmother and a warm glass of milk. Like Chubbs Peterson and a pair of mittens. Like Virginia Venit and my Spank Bank.
    McGavin was spotted partying with Bills Mafia in the parking lot of Buffalo’s New Era Field before the Bills’ week one victory over the Jets. It’s remains unclear if Big Foot was waiting in said parking lot to kick his ass, but judging by Shooter’s ****-eating grin, Mr. Larson probably gave him a pass.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • BertSquirtgum
    Legendary Zoner
    • May 2009
    • 13379

    #2
    Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

    Awesome

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    • MitchMurrayDowntown
      Skoobasaurus-Rex
      • Oct 2011
      • 22284

      #3
      Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

      That's as cool as it gets !!

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

        I spared you guys the spam filled website this was posted on.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • kscdogbillsfan1221
          Registered User
          • Nov 2007
          • 5651

          #5
          Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

          'i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast'
          ' you eat **** for breakfast?'
          'NO!'
          I came.
          I saw.
          I conquered.

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          • THRILLHO
            This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
            • Feb 2009
            • 1574

            #6
            Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

            Originally posted by kscdogbillsfan1221 View Post
            'i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast'
            ' you eat **** for breakfast?'
            'NO!'
            "Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."

            "Grizzly Adams DID have a beard."
            True fans want wins, not draft picks.

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86161

              #7
              Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

              The Mafia are the douchenozzles that show up on social media doing stupid **** at games, right?
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              • OpIv37
                Acid Douching Asswipe
                • Sep 2002
                • 101232

                #8
                Re: Shooter McGavin Bills Fanatic

                Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                The Mafia are the douchenozzles that show up on social media doing stupid **** at games, right?
                Well, Bills fans are the douchenozzles doing stupid **** at games. The Mafia are the ones shameless enough to put it on the Internet so the stupid **** is broadcast to the entire world and preserved until the end of humanity.
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                • Historian
                  2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 61720

                  #9
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