I believed you guys with the tank

[Wally The Barber]

Now I spend all Saturday watching college football and the wife is pissed. I told her "but honey the Bills are tanking and we are sure to grab the best QB in the draft" She had this angry face " FINE,YOU ARE CUTTING THE LAWN ON SUNDAY!"

Yesterday I had to cut the lawn, missed the game and had the take the wife to dinner,

Thanks *******S

[Guest]

Re: I believed you guys with the tank

You're welcome Wally.

Hey Wally, did you have a chance to see your wife's beaver?

[Forward_Lateral]

Re: I believed you guys with the tank

What did you cut your lawn with, scissors?

[Guest]

Re: I believed you guys with the tank

What did you cut your lawn with, scissors?

The rumour is that Wally cuts his lawn with an electric shaver and tweezers.

[Wally The Barber]

Re: I believed you guys with the tank

What did you cut your lawn with, scissors?

5 acres, small tractor