One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

[Wally The Barber]

http://www.espn.com/nfl/picks

[Wally The Barber]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

freaking bastard mother****er......

I am done making payments to mob unless she is fired

[Bill Cody]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

wow when have the Bills had 10 out of 11 picking them? It's been a looonnnng time

[WagonCircler]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

They work for ESPN.

**** ESPN.

[kishoph]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

Don't know if the majority of them picking the Bills is good or not. Looking at last weeks results of their picks, only one was .500, most of the rest weren't even close. With those kind of records they should be predicting the weather, not football games.

[Wally The Barber]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

This is a scam I tell you, she lives in Tampa

[Novacane]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

Each week on ESPN.com, our panel of NFL experts offer their predictions for the upcoming slate of games.

[Wally The Barber]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

Each week on ESPN.com, our panel of NFL experts offer their predictions for the upcoming slate of games.

I called ESPN, she works at Walmart, cleans the bathrooms

[DynaPaul]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

I trust in women sportscaster's opinions on games as much as I trust Madoff with financial advice.

[feldspar]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

One dizzy broad who I call my friend wanted me to hang a heavy shelf on her wall on Wednesday. She had no stud finder (save the jokes), but she's kinda showing me where it should go anyway. Then the same dizzy broad drops the shelf on the big toe of my left foot, right on the toenail. Ouch.

The toe turned purple, and the nail turned a strange aqua-marine color. They remain those colors to this day...four days later so far. You can see a horizontal crack along the entire toenail, and here's hoping it doesn't come off halfway (or the entire way). This morning I bumped the toe with other foot, and part of the nail came off. It also bleeds periodically around the entire nail.

When I left her house, being a relatively nice fella, I hugged her goodbye...at which point she stepped on the very same toe. I said "owwww, you just stepped on my toe," followed by silence...not "sorry."

Can't walk too well, and some are luckier than others that I'm a nice guy I guess.

Good morning, anyhow. Guess I should wrap that ***** up finally at this point...the ***** meaning my toe...the one that went to the market. I stubbed the one that had roast beef drastically just last week sometime, and it had just started to regain its color. I kid you not.

Anyway, dizzy broads, I tells ya.

[swiper]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

You didn't actually come here looking for sympathy, did you?

[feldspar]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

You didn't actually come here looking for sympathy, did you?

Telling my story, bud.

If it happened you, it would be funny. But when it happens to me, it's tragic. That's the main difference between tragedy and comedy

[swiper]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

To be filed in the category of "nobody cares"

[Wally The Barber]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

One dizzy broad who I call my friend wanted me to hang a heavy shelf on her wall on Wednesday. She had no stud finder (save the jokes), but she's kinda showing me where it should go anyway. Then the same dizzy broad drops the shelf on the big toe of my left foot, right on the toenail. Ouch.

The toe turned purple, and the nail turned a strange aqua-marine color. They remain those colors to this day...four days later so far. You can see a horizontal crack along the entire toenail, and here's hoping it doesn't come off halfway (or the entire way). This morning I bumped the toe with other foot, and part of the nail came off. It also bleeds periodically around the entire nail.

When I left her house, being a relatively nice fella, I hugged her goodbye...at which point she stepped on the very same toe. I said "owwww, you just stepped on my toe," followed by silence...not "sorry."

Can't walk too well, and some are luckier than others that I'm a nice guy I guess.

Good morning, anyhow. Guess I should wrap that ***** up finally at this point...the ***** meaning my toe...the one that went to the market. I stubbed the one that had roast beef drastically just last week sometime, and it had just started to regain its color. I kid you not.

Anyway, dizzy broads, I tells ya.

You need x-ray for a broken bone should it swell up

[feldspar]

Re: One dizzy broad sticks a knife to my heart then twists it

To be filed in the category of "nobody cares"

Wally cares, you little bastard.