Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

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  • Gibby 2.0
    The things I get you to say
    • Oct 2019
    • 7541

    Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

    Ah the memories of youth. There I was, a junior in high school and so I asked this girl on a date. We'll call her Marcy, because that was her name. Marcy and I were dancing and I stepped on her toes all throughout the dance and then we went to dinner and I ended up being about three dollars short for the dinner, and then as I was driving her home the car died and her dad had to come get her. That story, though awful at the the time is hilarious to me now. Unlike this game which is a travesty, so here are the preliminary balls and goats

    Balls:
    Bass I guess
    Knox Maybe

    Goats:

    Allen, turnovers
    Louder with Crowder, come on guy you have to hold on to the damn ball
    Coaching, they look unprepared. This team almost always has that one game each year where they looked confused and lost and this is that game. Its utterly embarrasing and for their sake I hope they wake the f*** up.
    Insert whimsical line here
  • Novacane
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 42348

    #2
    Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

    Originally posted by Gibby 2.0 View Post
    Ah the memories of youth. There I was, a junior in high school and so I asked this girl on a date. We'll call her Marcy, because that was her name. Marcy and I were dancing and I stepped on her toes all throughout the dance and then we went to dinner and I ended up being about three dollars short for the dinner, and then as I was driving her home the car died and her dad had to come get her. That story, though awful at the the time is hilarious to me now. Unlike this game which is a travesty, so here are the preliminary balls and goats

    Balls:
    Bass I guess
    Knox Maybe

    Goats:

    Allen, turnovers
    Louder with Crowder, come on guy you have to hold on to the damn ball
    Coaching, they look unprepared. This team almost always has that one game each year where they looked confused and lost and this is that game. Its utterly embarrasing and for their sake I hope they wake the f*** up.
    Knox showed no effort on the int. There are no balls yet.

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    • Cntrygal
      Visually stunning but camera-shy.
      • Jul 2002
      • 44884

      #3
      Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

      Originally posted by Novacane View Post
      Knox showed no effort on the int. There are no balls yet.
      Bass got the FG
      Originally posted by notacon
      The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

      For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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      • Gibby 2.0
        The things I get you to say
        • Oct 2019
        • 7541

        #4
        Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

        Yeah, I gotta post these threads weekly don't I?
        Insert whimsical line here

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        • Novacane
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 42348

          #5
          Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

          Originally posted by Gibby 2.0 View Post
          Yeah, I gotta post these threads weekly don't I?
          Before or just as the game starts! You get one pass! Don't let it happen again!

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          • Cntrygal
            Visually stunning but camera-shy.
            • Jul 2002
            • 44884

            #6
            Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

            Originally posted by Gibby 2.0 View Post
            Yeah, I gotta post these threads weekly don't I?
            Yes.

            And if you're not going to be online, you must plan ahead!!!!
            Originally posted by notacon
            The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

            For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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            • yordad
              Registered User
              • Dec 2007
              • 11867

              #7
              Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

              This didn't age well.
              "Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad

              "I've just been hit with a piece of sky. " ~ yordad

              "Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad

              "Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad

              "I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad

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              • Cntrygal
                Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                • Jul 2002
                • 44884

                #8
                Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

                Originally posted by yordad View Post
                This didn't age well.
                This is the weekly pre-game tradition (that was posted late! ).

                It's a "good luck" kinda thing.
                Originally posted by notacon
                The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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                • sukie
                  Seriously?
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 21507

                  #9
                  Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

                  I don’t remember this last season

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                  • Cntrygal
                    Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 44884

                    #10
                    Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

                    Originally posted by sukie View Post
                    I don’t remember this last season
                    Yeah, he posted them last season. I think it was the first season he did them.
                    Originally posted by notacon
                    The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                    For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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                    • sukie
                      Seriously?
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 21507

                      #11
                      Re: Preliminary Balls and Goats: More Embarrassing than my first date Edition

                      I season doth not a tradition make. Besides we are talking about Gibby. Douche broominess aside, should he be given this much responsibility? He’s not even allowed to use a spork for God’s sake.

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