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  • Historian
    2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
    • Dec 2002
    • 61715

    How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

    1. I hate that they beat us 20 consecutive times in the 1970's.

    2. I hate their stupid uniform colors.

    3. I hate their swam-ass-fair-weather fans.

    4. I hate that every quarterback who lines up under center is "the next Marino".

    5. I hate Shula, Johnson, Saban, and their current dweeb, Where's Waldo.

    6. I hate the way the media fawns over them when they string together a couple wins over other bottom feeders.

    7. I hated Griese as an announcer.

    8. I hate their ugly stadium which is always half empty.

    9. I hate that Shula was on the rules committee.

    10. I hate that they do these series retrospectives, yet fail to show clips of the first time we played them and hung 58 points on them.

    11. I hate that they drafted Csonka when he played his college ball right down the road.

    12. I hate that Mercury Morris and Lawrence Phillips were paroled from prison.

    13. I hate that the league schedules games down there in September when it's 110 in the shade.

    14. I hate that the NFLN shows that fake spike all the time.

    15. I hate Bryan Cox.

    16. I hate that those old 1972 fogies celebrate every year when the last team gets beaten, despite the fact that they didn't play anybody over .500 that year.

    17. I hate that Joe Auer returned the first kickoff in their history for a TD.

    18. I hate that the city got an AFL franchise after they turned Ralph down.

    19. I hate that queer logo.

    20. I hate that they won a SB in only their seventh year.

    21. I hated Griese's stupid facemask.

    22. I hated the "Killer B's.

    23. I hated the talent-less Jim Kiick.

    24. I hate that Chambers still holds the receiving yardage against us with 238 yards.

    25. I hate that Oliver had a 103 yard int td against us.

    26. I hate that Robert James had a 105 yard interception TD against them, and it got called back.

    27. I hate that they still have an NHL team there as opposed to Quebec.

    28. I hated that poaching Shula from the Colts only cost them one draft pick.

    29. I hated pothead Ricky Williams.

    30. I hated Dolfan Denny.

    31. I hated Joe Robbie's horned rimmed glasses.

    32. I despise their all orange uniforms.

    33. I hate Armando Salguero and Omar Kelly.

    34. I hated washed up Buoniconti.

    35. I hated Garo Yepremian's ugly ties.

    Tell us.....Why do YOU hate the fish????


  • imbondz
    Democrats are people too
    • Jan 2003
    • 26041

    #2
    Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

    You’ve been a Bills fan longer than me. I despise the Dolphins but still doesn’t compare to my hatred of the Patsies.
    My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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    • kgun12
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 11317

      #3
      Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

      I hate everything you mentioned but you forgot one!

      I hate the undefeated celebration every year after the last team looses a game.
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      • BillsOwnAll
        My IQ Test results came back negative
        • Oct 2002
        • 5502

        #4
        Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

        McDaniel is really hateable. His schtick is only funny when they were winning. Now he’s just trying to hard.

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        • Ginger Vitis
          Registered User
          • Feb 2009
          • 3451

          #5
          Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

          I hated the 2017 dolphins... dirty players... Kenyon drake and another player who played on offense whose name I can't remember.. and that POS Jarvis Landry who ended Aaron Williams career in 2016

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          • imbondz
            Democrats are people too
            • Jan 2003
            • 26041

            #6
            Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

            Disagree on that. McDaniel is hilarious and a seems ridiculously smart. I’ve heard him mic’ed up and he’s freakin funny.
            My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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            • Cntrygal
              Visually stunning but camera-shy.
              • Jul 2002
              • 44884

              #7
              Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

              Originally posted by Historian View Post
              1. I hate that they beat us 20 consecutive times in the 1970's.

              2. I hate their stupid uniform colors.

              3. I hate their swam-ass-fair-weather fans.

              4. I hate that every quarterback who lines up under center is "the next Marino".

              5. I hate Shula, Johnson, Saban, and their current dweeb, Where's Waldo.

              6. I hate the way the media fawns over them when they string together a couple wins over other bottom feeders.

              7. I hated Griese as an announcer.

              8. I hate their ugly stadium which is always half empty.

              9. I hate that Shula was on the rules committee.

              10. I hate that they do these series retrospectives, yet fail to show clips of the first time we played them and hung 58 points on them.

              11. I hate that they drafted Csonka when he played his college ball right down the road.

              12. I hate that Mercury Morris and Lawrence Phillips were paroled from prison.

              13. I hate that the league schedules games down there in September when it's 110 in the shade.

              14. I hate that the NFLN shows that fake spike all the time.

              15. I hate Bryan Cox.

              16. I hate that those old 1972 fogies celebrate every year when the last team gets beaten, despite the fact that they didn't play anybody over .500 that year.

              17. I hate that Joe Auer returned the first kickoff in their history for a TD.

              18. I hate that the city got an AFL franchise after they turned Ralph down.

              19. I hate that queer logo.

              20. I hate that they won a SB in only their seventh year.

              21. I hated Griese's stupid facemask.

              22. I hated the "Killer B's.

              23. I hated the talent-less Jim Kiick.

              24. I hate that Chambers still holds the receiving yardage against us with 238 yards.

              25. I hate that Oliver had a 103 yard int td against us.

              26. I hate that Robert James had a 105 yard interception TD against them, and it got called back.

              27. I hate that they still have an NHL team there as opposed to Quebec.

              28. I hated that poaching Shula from the Colts only cost them one draft pick.

              29. I hated pothead Ricky Williams.

              30. I hated Dolfan Denny.

              31. I hated Joe Robbie's horned rimmed glasses.

              32. I despise their all orange uniforms.

              33. I hate Armando Salguero and Omar Kelly.

              34. I hated washed up Buoniconti.

              35. I hated Garo Yepremian's ugly ties.

              Tell us.....Why do YOU hate the fish????


              I agree with ALL of these. The 70s sucked and then to roll into a couple 2-14 seasons a few years later - the only good thing is that most of my peers were being abused errrrrr RAISED to cheer for the Bills.

              I would also add that I hate how the media narrative ALWAYS falls back on to the "Bumbling Bills" - blah blah blah
              Originally posted by notacon
              The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

              For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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              • Novacane
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 42348

                #8
                Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                You covered it well. Nothing I can add. The old fogies celebrating every year is at the top for me. Shouldn't they all be dead by now!

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                • Woodman
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 65900

                  #9
                  Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                  Originally posted by Historian View Post
                  1. I hate that they beat us 20 consecutive times in the 1970's.

                  2. I hate their stupid uniform colors.

                  3. I hate their swam-ass-fair-weather fans.

                  4. I hate that every quarterback who lines up under center is "the next Marino".

                  5. I hate Shula, Johnson, Saban, and their current dweeb, Where's Waldo.

                  6. I hate the way the media fawns over them when they string together a couple wins over other bottom feeders.

                  7. I hated Griese as an announcer.

                  8. I hate their ugly stadium which is always half empty.

                  9. I hate that Shula was on the rules committee.

                  10. I hate that they do these series retrospectives, yet fail to show clips of the first time we played them and hung 58 points on them.

                  11. I hate that they drafted Csonka when he played his college ball right down the road.

                  12. I hate that Mercury Morris and Lawrence Phillips were paroled from prison.

                  13. I hate that the league schedules games down there in September when it's 110 in the shade.

                  14. I hate that the NFLN shows that fake spike all the time.

                  15. I hate Bryan Cox.

                  16. I hate that those old 1972 fogies celebrate every year when the last team gets beaten, despite the fact that they didn't play anybody over .500 that year.

                  17. I hate that Joe Auer returned the first kickoff in their history for a TD.

                  18. I hate that the city got an AFL franchise after they turned Ralph down.

                  19. I hate that queer logo.

                  20. I hate that they won a SB in only their seventh year.

                  21. I hated Griese's stupid facemask.

                  22. I hated the "Killer B's.

                  23. I hated the talent-less Jim Kiick.

                  24. I hate that Chambers still holds the receiving yardage against us with 238 yards.

                  25. I hate that Oliver had a 103 yard int td against us.

                  26. I hate that Robert James had a 105 yard interception TD against them, and it got called back.

                  27. I hate that they still have an NHL team there as opposed to Quebec.

                  28. I hated that poaching Shula from the Colts only cost them one draft pick.

                  29. I hated pothead Ricky Williams.

                  30. I hated Dolfan Denny.

                  31. I hated Joe Robbie's horned rimmed glasses.

                  32. I despise their all orange uniforms.

                  33. I hate Armando Salguero and Omar Kelly.

                  34. I hated washed up Buoniconti.

                  35. I hated Garo Yepremian's ugly ties.

                  Tell us.....Why do YOU hate the fish????



                  NUMBER 1 WAS ENOUGH FOR ME !!

                  “It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don’t know why.”

                  "It may be raining but there's a rainbow above you"


                  Former President Donald Trump early Thursday touted the results of a new NPR/PBSNewsHour/Marist poll showing him ahead of President Joe Biden by 8 percentage points among independents.

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                  • Typ0
                    honey pie
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 32592

                    #10
                    Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                    They suck. They aren't even fish.

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                    • kscdogbillsfan1221
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 5651

                      #11
                      Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                      Originally posted by kgun12 View Post
                      I hate everything you mentioned but you forgot one!

                      I hate the undefeated celebration every year after the last team looses a game.
                      See reason 16

                      no he didn’t
                      I came.
                      I saw.
                      I conquered.

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                      • Historian
                        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 61715

                        #12
                        Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                        Originally posted by kscdogbillsfan1221 View Post
                        See reason 16

                        no he didn’t
                        LOL.

                        It's such a sad display every season, isn't it?

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                        • Historian
                          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 61715

                          #13
                          Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

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                          • Historian
                            2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 61715

                            #14
                            Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

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                            • Woodman
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 65900

                              #15
                              Re: How Do I hate the fish? Let me count the ways....

                              Originally posted by Historian View Post
                              Are you sure there wasn't 2 or 3 of those?

                              “It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don’t know why.”

                              "It may be raining but there's a rainbow above you"


                              Former President Donald Trump early Thursday touted the results of a new NPR/PBSNewsHour/Marist poll showing him ahead of President Joe Biden by 8 percentage points among independents.

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