Bills Doin' the Safety Dance

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The Safety Dance

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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet

And surprise them with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude or totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

Say we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody taken the chance

The safety dance
The safety dance
The safety dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it
And everything will work out right

Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
well they're no friend of mine

[RedEyE]

Buffalo Stance

Who's that gigolo on the street
With his hands in his pockets and his crocadile feet
Hanging off the curb, looking all disturbed
At the boys from home. They all came running
They were making noise, manhandling toys
That's the girls on the block with the nasty curls
Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?

Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
Gigolo. Gigolo, Huh, sukka?

Chorus 1:

Who's looking good today?
Who's looking good in every way?
No style rookie
You better watch don't mess with me

Chorus 2:

No moneyman can win my love
It's sweetness that I'm thinking of.
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
We do the dive every time we dance
I'll give you love baby not romance
I'll make a move nothing left to chance
So don't you get fresh with me

Get funky. Yeah Timmy.
Tell it like it is. Check out this DJ.

So you say you wanted money but you know it's never funny
When your shoes worn through and there's a rumble in your tummy
But you had to have style get a gold tooth smile
Put a girl on the corner so you can make a pile
Committed a crime and went inside
It was coming your way but you had to survive
When you lost your babe, you lost the race
Now you're looking at me to take her place.

Chorus 1

Smokin.' Not cokin.' Get funky sax.
Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch.
Looking good in a Buffalo Stance.
Looking good when it comes to the crunch
Looking good's a state of mind
State of mind don't look behind you
State of mind or you'll be dead
State of mind may I remind you
Bomb the Bass...rock this place!
What is he like? What's he like anway?
Yo' man what do you expect the guy's a gigolo man
You know I mean?

Chorus 2 (twice)

Wind on my face, sound in my ears
Water from my eyes, and you on my mind
As I sink, diving down deep...deeper into your soul.

Chorus 2 ...

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ANTS IN MY PANTS

Ooo Ants in my pants
Ooo Ants in my pants
Ooo Ants in my pants
Ooo Ants in my pants

Verse:
It started as a wiggle
And grew into a shake
Now I'm on the floor
Squiggling like a snake

Chorus:
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Verse:
My toes started boppin
And my knees did too
Then I started hoppin
Just like a kangaroo

Chorus:
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Bridge:
Get up on to that floor
Jopin us in our dance
Now giggle and wiggle some more
You've got ants in your pants

Verse:
Now wave your arms like crazy
Wiggle your fingers like rain
And if you're getting lazy
We'll do it once again


ANTS IN MY PANTS (p.2)


Chorus:
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Rap:
Take your finger
Put it on your nose
Come on everybody and
Wiggle your toes
Wave your hands
Up in the air
Put em on your head
And leave'em there
Wiggle, giggle, jiggle and dance
Hey! you got ants in my pants

Chorus:
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Chorus:
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

Ooooo! Ants in my pants
Ooooo! Ants in my pants
They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
Ooooo! Ants in my pants

[clumping platelets]

Or maybe the Clumpy Clump

[imbondz]

:cp:

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SCIENCE!!!!!! (http://users1.ee.net/lstone/blinded.mid)

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[RedEyE]

that's the Muzak version :tongue:

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He whattaya want for nothing, a rubber biscuit ?

[RedEyE]

Originally posted by Ð
He whattaya want for nothing, a rubber biscuit ?

Got one of those already :

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_668b8818e6895515ad70766989570fb1/i-1.JPG


Starting Lineup Action Figure, Cornelius Bennett

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:rofl:

As long as you don't have biscuit's rubber :eek:

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Originally posted by RedEyE
Got one of those already :

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_668b8818e6895515ad70766989570fb1/i-1.JPG


Starting Lineup Action Figure, Cornelius Bennett :rofl: