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  • Ð
    1-800-SAD-GOAT
    • Jul 2002
    • 17319

    Bills Doin' the Safety Dance

    The Safety Dance



    We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
    'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
    Well they're no friends of mine

    Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind

    And we can dance

    We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
    And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet

    And surprise them with the victory cry

    Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
    And you can act real rude or totally removed
    And I can act like an imbecile

    Say we can dance, we can dance
    Everything's out of control
    We can dance, we can dance
    They're doing it from pole to pole
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody look at your hands
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody taken the chance

    The safety dance
    The safety dance
    The safety dance

    We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
    As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it
    And everything will work out right

    Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
    'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
    well they're no friend of mine
  • RedEyE
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 24661

    #2
    Buffalo Stance

    Who's that gigolo on the street
    With his hands in his pockets and his crocadile feet
    Hanging off the curb, looking all disturbed
    At the boys from home. They all came running
    They were making noise, manhandling toys
    That's the girls on the block with the nasty curls
    Wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws
    Dropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?

    Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
    Gigolo. Gigolo, Huh, sukka?

    Chorus 1:

    Who's looking good today?
    Who's looking good in every way?
    No style rookie
    You better watch don't mess with me

    Chorus 2:

    No moneyman can win my love
    It's sweetness that I'm thinking of.
    We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
    We do the dive every time we dance
    I'll give you love baby not romance
    I'll make a move nothing left to chance
    So don't you get fresh with me

    Get funky. Yeah Timmy.
    Tell it like it is. Check out this DJ.

    So you say you wanted money but you know it's never funny
    When your shoes worn through and there's a rumble in your tummy
    But you had to have style get a gold tooth smile
    Put a girl on the corner so you can make a pile
    Committed a crime and went inside
    It was coming your way but you had to survive
    When you lost your babe, you lost the race
    Now you're looking at me to take her place.

    Chorus 1

    Smokin.' Not cokin.' Get funky sax.
    Looking good, hanging with the wild bunch.
    Looking good in a Buffalo Stance.
    Looking good when it comes to the crunch
    Looking good's a state of mind
    State of mind don't look behind you
    State of mind or you'll be dead
    State of mind may I remind you
    Bomb the Bass...rock this place!
    What is he like? What's he like anway?
    Yo' man what do you expect the guy's a gigolo man
    You know I mean?

    Chorus 2 (twice)

    Wind on my face, sound in my ears
    Water from my eyes, and you on my mind
    As I sink, diving down deep...deeper into your soul.

    Chorus 2 ...

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    • Ð
      1-800-SAD-GOAT
      • Jul 2002
      • 17319

      #3
      ANTS IN MY PANTS

      Ooo Ants in my pants
      Ooo Ants in my pants
      Ooo Ants in my pants
      Ooo Ants in my pants

      Verse:
      It started as a wiggle
      And grew into a shake
      Now I'm on the floor
      Squiggling like a snake

      Chorus:
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Verse:
      My toes started boppin
      And my knees did too
      Then I started hoppin
      Just like a kangaroo

      Chorus:
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Bridge:
      Get up on to that floor
      Jopin us in our dance
      Now giggle and wiggle some more
      You've got ants in your pants

      Verse:
      Now wave your arms like crazy
      Wiggle your fingers like rain
      And if you're getting lazy
      We'll do it once again


      ANTS IN MY PANTS (p.2)


      Chorus:
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Rap:
      Take your finger
      Put it on your nose
      Come on everybody and
      Wiggle your toes
      Wave your hands
      Up in the air
      Put em on your head
      And leave'em there
      Wiggle, giggle, jiggle and dance
      Hey! you got ants in my pants

      Chorus:
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Chorus:
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants
      They wiggle , giggle, jiggle and dance
      Ooooo! Ants in my pants

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      • clumping platelets

        #4
        Or maybe the Clumpy Clump

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        • imbondz
          Democrats are people too
          • Jan 2003
          • 26041

          #5
          My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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          • Ð
            1-800-SAD-GOAT
            • Jul 2002
            • 17319

            #6
            SCIENCE!!!!!!

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            • RedEyE
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 24661

              #7
              that's the Muzak version

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              • Ð
                1-800-SAD-GOAT
                • Jul 2002
                • 17319

                #8
                He whattaya want for nothing, a rubber biscuit ?

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                • RedEyE
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 24661

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ð
                  He whattaya want for nothing, a rubber biscuit ?
                  Got one of those already :




                  Starting Lineup Action Figure, Cornelius Bennett

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                  • Ð
                    1-800-SAD-GOAT
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 17319

                    #10


                    As long as you don't have biscuit's rubber

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                    • yledust
                      Beerophile
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 6539

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RedEyE
                      Got one of those already :




                      Starting Lineup Action Figure, Cornelius Bennett

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