Fan on drugs got naked, scaled fence, fell into pit of new Buffalo Bills stadium site

[Dr. Lecter]

A man who told police he had consumed several drugs was ticketed Sunday after he scaled a fence and fell naked into the pit at the construction site for the new Buffalo Bills stadium, Erie County sheriff's officials said.

The 29-year-old man, whose name was withheld, was charged with misdemeanor trespassing, taken to Erie County Medical Center and then transferred to Buffalo General Medical Center, sheriff's officials said Monday during a news conference. He suffered cuts, including one to his forehead.

He had covered himself in the contents inside a portable toilet before exiting the toilet, stripping naked and jumping the fence of the construction site

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/fan-on-drugs-got-naked-scaled-fence-fell-into-pit-of-new-buffalo-bills-stadium/article_5095ce7a-563f-11ee-8524-7b98d364e68a.html#tracking-source=home-top-story

[Bill Cody]

How gross is that? Hope they power washed the cruiser

[OLDSRIP]

What kind of drugs makes you cover yourself with porta potty contents?

[Forward_Lateral]

I would've made him walk to the station.

[YardRat]

29 years old?

Well there goes five bucks down the drain, I guess I shouldn't have taken Lecter in the office pool.

[Dr. Lecter]

I am deeply insulted.

I only snort my cocaine AFTER the game.

*******.

[Woodman]

I would've made him walk to the station.

or skip. :idunno:

[Buffalogic]

Bet it was Notacon

[Mace]

Hey.....I warned the kid I got those drugs from sukie and he'd better be real careful.

[Dr. Lecter]

"When all else fails - blame Sukie"

[Canadian'eh!]

If there had been a folding table down there he could have claimed to be first.

[cookie G]

Tell Coastal I hope he's ok. Blondie must be embarassed.

[DraftBoy]

It was me. Just a typical Sunday.

[sukie]

"When all else fails - blame Sukie"
Been hittin the catnip pretty hard , I see.

[Dr. Lecter]

Been hittin the catnip pretty hard , I see.


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[Novacane]

How old is Mikey?

[Mr. Pink]

How old is Mikey?

I was thinking Mikey as well, but 29 for him was likely many many moons ago :rofl:

[Forward_Lateral]

Mikey's not climbing anything guys

[notacon]

Bet it was Notacon

I’ll bet you $1,000,000 it wasn’t.

[notacon]

What kind of drugs makes you cover yourself with porta potty contents?

Alcohol.

Years ago the brother of my girlfriend (at that time) was living with his mother (we were visiting along with her other bother) and came home extremely drunk (which was his norm). He went into the bathroom. After him being in there for quite some time, and not responding to knocks on the door, his brother went in to see if he was OK.

He found him sprawled on the floor, pants around his ankles with his **** all over his body. My girlfriend was a nurse, so she had the gruesome task of cleaning him up. After she was done she said that he even had **** on his teeth.

True story.

[Bill Cody]

Alcohol.

Years ago the brother of my girlfriend (at that time) was living with his mother (we were visiting along with her other bother) and came home extremely drunk (which was his norm). He went into the bathroom. After him being in there for quite some time, and not responding to knocks on the door, his brother went in to see if he was OK.

He found him sprawled on the floor, pants around his ankles with his **** all over his body. My girlfriend was a nurse, so she had the gruesome task of cleaning him up. After she was done she said that he even had **** on his teeth.

True story.

Jets fan?

[Forward_Lateral]

Alcohol.

Years ago the brother of my girlfriend (at that time) was living with his mother (we were visiting along with her other bother) and came home extremely drunk (which was his norm). He went into the bathroom. After him being in there for quite some time, and not responding to knocks on the door, his brother went in to see if he was OK.

He found him sprawled on the floor, pants around his ankles with his **** all over his body. My girlfriend was a nurse, so she had the gruesome task of cleaning him up. After she was done she said that he even had **** on his teeth.

True story.
No offense to my siblings, but if I find one in that condition, I'm closing the door and pretending I didn't.

[Novacane]

I was thinking Mikey as well, but 29 for him was likely many many moons ago :rofl:



He'll always be the kid of the zone to me.

[sukie]

I sense Lecter has his Halloween costume idea all set.

[YardRat]

No offense to my siblings, but if I find one in that condition, I'm closing the door and pretending I didn't.

:rofl:

[Historian]

Mikey's not climbing anything guys
That statement is more profound than you know, FL.

Two weeks ago, he was pulled down a hill walking his dog, and fractured his tibia.

I sat with his girlfriend all morning Monday, as they performed surgery to reattach the bone with screws.

He's home, but in quite a bit of pain.

My only advice to him, was to only take an opiate at night, to try to get to sleep....during the day, take the tylenol.

He will be fine, but it's day 2 and day 3 that are the worst....pain-wise. (once the anesthetic wears off)

https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/380153623_10230089610921415_9006077130808089558_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5614bc&_nc_ohc=hX0zbK7vI-oAX8oV55C&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfClAvM1gBwuE6-tS3-8wx-MQoGdjX-VELGbDPTVjdTmYw&oe=650FCC0C

[Forward_Lateral]

Jesus Christ!!

[BansheeSioux]

It's basically a christening ritual for the new stadium.
Also a way of saying this season won't be that great

[Mace]

That statement is more profound than you know, FL.

Two weeks ago, he was pulled down a hill walking his dog, and fractured his tibia.

I sat with his girlfriend all morning Monday, as they performed surgery to reattach the bone with screws.

He's home, but in quite a bit of pain.

My only advice to him, was to only take an opiate at night, to try to get to sleep....during the day, take the tylenol.

He will be fine, but it's day 2 and day 3 that are the worst....pain-wise. (once the anesthetic wears off)

https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/380153623_10230089610921415_9006077130808089558_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5614bc&_nc_ohc=hX0zbK7vI-oAX8oV55C&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfClAvM1gBwuE6-tS3-8wx-MQoGdjX-VELGbDPTVjdTmYw&oe=650FCC0C

I do not know him, but my best to him, sincerely in his recovery.

Seen that other guy on teevee.

[Gibby 2.0]

First, speedy recovery to the guy in Historian's pic.

Second, wasn't me. However, the Bills win the Superbowl this year, I'll very soberly fly out to Buffalo, get an uber to Orchard Park, get naked, scale the fence, and jump into the pit at the new stadium. Of course, if the Bills win the whole thing I think there might be thousands out there doing similar.

[Typ0]

That statement is more profound than you know, FL.

Two weeks ago, he was pulled down a hill walking his dog, and fractured his tibia.

I sat with his girlfriend all morning Monday, as they performed surgery to reattach the bone with screws.

He's home, but in quite a bit of pain.

My only advice to him, was to only take an opiate at night, to try to get to sleep....during the day, take the tylenol.

He will be fine, but it's day 2 and day 3 that are the worst....pain-wise. (once the anesthetic wears off)

https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/380153623_10230089610921415_9006077130808089558_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5614bc&_nc_ohc=hX0zbK7vI-oAX8oV55C&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AfClAvM1gBwuE6-tS3-8wx-MQoGdjX-VELGbDPTVjdTmYw&oe=650FCC0C


You guys all look great! Best of luck to Mikey!

[Mr. Pink]

Hope Mikey heals up swiftly and properly.

He's a good egg.