Should I kill my heritage?

[Mad Bomber]

My 14 year old son likes the Dolphins. Here is an ethical question...should I kill him?

[Ð]

Yep, tell him this;

.38 calibre bullet ..... 22 cents
new kid from the orphanage...... FREE

do the math

[TigerJ]

Try taking him to a deprogrammer. He must have somehow fallen into the clutches of a vicious Dolphin Cult.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by Ð
Yep, tell him this;

.38 calibre bullet ..... 22 cents
new kid from the orphanage...... FREE

do the math

[Michael82]

Feed him dolphin every day for a month until he starts to say Squish the Fish!

And make sure he has a whole set of Buffalo Bills clothes. Get rid of any Dolphin crap!!!

[Ð]

Mahi Mahi

[Mad Bomber]

Sorry.....

I just dressed him in teal and orange and drowned him in the toilet. A fitting end.....

[cordog]

Has he shown any signs of homosexuality? I mean no straight man would wear teal and orange.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by cordog
Has he shown any signs of homosexuality? I mean no straight man would wear teal and orange.

EXACTLY!

[MDFINFAN]

Re: Should I kill my heritage?

Originally posted by Mad Bomber
My 14 year old son likes the Dolphins. Here is an ethical question...should I kill him?

Shame on you, always want to kill the great kids, and want to keep the kids you guys can brain wash into liking the over rated Bills, your kid has a great future, I like independent thinkers, He knows a good thing when he see it. Leave him alone..

[Earthquake Enyart]

My 12 year old is a Packer fan. I keep a jaunticed eye on him.

[kgun12]

Re: Re: Should I kill my heritage?

Originally posted by MDFINFAN


Shame on you, always want to kill the great kids, and want to keep the kids you guys can brain wash into liking the over rated Bills, your kid has a great future, I like independent thinkers, He knows a good thing when he see it. Leave him alone..

Overrated Bills? Every fin fan I know has said they were going to the Super Bowl for the last 15 years. So who's overrated?

Now on to the question. Mad the only ethical thing to do is KILL him. He can only lead a life of shame in those colors!

[Jan Reimers]

My oldest daughter is a Cowboys fan - but other than that, she turned out alright.

[TigerJ]

My daughter once expressed a like for the Dolphins. I let her live because she's really not a football fan.

[THATHURMANATOR]

My ex girl friend was a dolphins fan.




I killed her........