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  • Historian
    2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
    • Dec 2002
    • 61893

    Dallas Balls and Goats

    Balls:

    None. They don't have any.

    Goats:

    Prescott. I counted five times he could have run for a simple first down, but he decided to throw a pass to the cameraman in the back of the end zone. People complain about Allen? Prescott flat out sucks.

    Parsons. You slam into a quarterback after the ball is downfield? Asswipe.

    McCarthy. It's no wonder they hated you in Green Bay. And people call Opie gutless.

    Anyone else?
  • Cntrygal
    Visually stunning but camera-shy.
    • Jul 2002
    • 44884

    #2
    Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

    You pretty much covered it. I don't know how often I was yelling... "It's 3 damn yards! Do NOT toss it 15!!!" FFS.
    Originally posted by notacon
    The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

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    • Novacane
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 42369

      #3
      Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

      You summed it up. Give a goat to Jerry Jones too just because he's an *******.

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      • Skooby
        Skoobasaurus-Rex
        • Oct 2011
        • 22284

        #4
        Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

        Long passes when short yardage is needed kills you.

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        • Novacane
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 42369

          #5
          Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

          Dak is just good enough to keep you from replacing him. We don't need to worry about Dallas winning a SB anytime soon.

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          • sukie
            Seriously?
            • Sep 2012
            • 21529

            #6
            Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

            Tush push or cow plow on first possession from the 2 inch line it’s TD.

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            • Woodman
              Legendary Zoner
              • Apr 2014
              • 65988

              #7
              Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

              Goats ..... anybody that had anything to do with the decision to not tush push.

              Balls I give one to Lamb and one to Cooks ...... they really wasted your contributions.

              “It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don’t know why.”

              "It may be raining but there's a rainbow above you"


              Former President Donald Trump early Thursday touted the results of a new NPR/PBSNewsHour/Marist poll showing him ahead of President Joe Biden by 8 percentage points among independents.

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              • Mike13
                Registered User
                • Aug 2005
                • 10559

                #8
                Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

                Balls the Miami OL, Tua, Sanders and AVG.

                Goat:Micah Parsons for being a little *****.

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                • Canadian'eh!
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 12879

                  #9
                  Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

                  Originally posted by Historian View Post
                  Balls:

                  None. They don't have any.

                  Goats:

                  Prescott. I counted five times he could have run for a simple first down, but he decided to throw a pass to the cameraman in the back of the end zone. People complain about Allen? Prescott flat out sucks.

                  Parsons. You slam into a quarterback after the ball is downfield? Asswipe.

                  McCarthy. It's no wonder they hated you in Green Bay. And people call Opie gutless.

                  Anyone else?
                  To be fair, I thought the call on Parsons was extremely weak. One step, clean contact, what is he supposed to do?

                  the biggest things I saw were that Dak refuses to take what’s available. He had guys in the flat wide open, could have run, etc. But he refused to take them to keep the chains moving.

                  McCarthy is a complete joke. You have a very good RB and instead of handing off a couple times at the 1 or closer he tried to get cute with some “never carries the ball FB” and a ridiculous play fake that nobody blocks for and loses 10 yards.
                  classic “I’m smarter than everyone” approach that cost Seattle a SB title.

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                  • Woodman
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Apr 2014
                    • 65988

                    #10
                    Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

                    Originally posted by Mike13 View Post
                    Balls the Miami OL, Tua, Sanders and AVG.

                    Goat:Micah Parsons for being a little *****.
                    Your only game ball should go to McCarthy.

                    “It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don’t know why.”

                    "It may be raining but there's a rainbow above you"


                    Former President Donald Trump early Thursday touted the results of a new NPR/PBSNewsHour/Marist poll showing him ahead of President Joe Biden by 8 percentage points among independents.

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                    • Goobylal
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 19371

                      #11
                      Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

                      That call on Parsons was weak. Later the same thing happened to Prescott and no call.

                      And another goat goes to the FB who fumbled the ball on 1st and goal at the 1. Moron.

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                      • imbondz
                        Democrats are people too
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 26041

                        #12
                        Re: Dallas Balls and Goats

                        Dallas is for losing
                        My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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