Caption this Great One...

[BillsMan80]

Winner gets 1,000 ZBs...

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/6717/45118376831.jpg

[Billsbabee]

Those Bills fans ARE right, we do SUCK!

[Ð]

Rats, stepped in dog crap again!!!!

[justasportsfan]

What the.....Griese!!!!!!!!!

[German]

Ricky, this is how you should run!!!

[CajunBillsBacker]

Oh great joke guys, swapping out my lubricant for SUPER GLUE?? Now my hand is stuck to my head, and my other hand a playgirl magazine, I sure hope this isn't on the big screen!

[L.A. Playa]

I have to wear one of those new jersies too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tatonka]

I never should have changed my name from John Holmes and stopped doing porn flicks. what was i thinking.

[redeye5]

maybe I should shave this awful Porn Star Stache for good luck

[The Spaz]

"Damn wear did I leave that playbook again"?

[RedEyE]

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/6717/45118376831.jpg
"Hmm....Let's see, was it rub my head, raise my right arm, while hoping on one foot.....or was it rub my belly, sumersault, and scream like a crazed chicken at the officials.

****! I can't even remember my mastermind plays!"

[Tatonka]

Originally posted by redeye5
maybe I should shave this awful Porn Star Stache for good luck

your disqualified for biting my material. :D

[Historian]

"FRIGGIN' FIRE ANTS!!!!!"

[IHateTheDullphins]

"Damn it!!! I godda stop dropping the gameplan in Feidler's puke!!!"

[Ð]

Aww crap I forgot to take off the bowling shoes!

[Gunzlingr]

This is the last time I use Gameplans for Dummies!

[BillsOverDolphins]

Where will you be when your Diarrhea comes back?

[Takeo 51]

Am I in Cincinatti?

[don137]

I can't believe I superglued my hand to my head...

[hintexas]

Who gave me a hot foot!

[LtBillsFan66]

Wanny: "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CHOKE IN DECEMBER, NOT SEPTEMBER :mad: "

[bob the football fan]

OH man my mom is going to kill me for totalling her hummer!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:

[madness]

Screw your hair extensions Ricky! Look at my hair. I bet you didn't know these are hair plugs!

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by BillsMan80
http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/6717/45118376831.jpg [/B]

Hair Club for Men GUARANTEED these things would hold up in the wind!

[socalfan]

How could this be, I READ B Bilichek's instructional book!!

[Muck]

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/6717/45118376831.jpg

HOT WATER BURN BABY!!

[BillsOverDolphins]

hey Muck..it's CW...damn..you've been a member for over a year!

[Phan4Ever]

Hey CW... how 'bout I forfeit the balance of my existence and just hang out here on YOUR board being a total noodge?

Nah... I'd get to be like 60 or something and look back in horror at how I'd wasted my life.:P

By the way... funny thread. You guys must be livin' large right now. More power to ya. Enjoy.

[Buffatexas]

I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!! SAM ADAMS HAS A LONGER STRIDE THAN ME AND I AM 200 LBS LIGHTER!!!

[SABURZFAN]

Originally posted by BillsMan80
Winner gets 1,000 ZBs...

http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/6717/45118376831.jpg

the BILLS fans are right.i'm a bigger homer than the posters in Finheaven.

[DIHARD2]

SNIFF,SNIFF, I knew it wasn't me who smells around here!

GOOooooo!!!...BUFFALOOOOooooo!!!!!.....

[madness]

Is anybody winning these things?

[BillsOverDolphins]

Originally posted by Phan4Ever
Hey CW... how 'bout I forfeit the balance of my existence and just hang out here on YOUR board being a total noodge?

Nah... I'd get to be like 60 or something and look back in horror at how I'd wasted my life.:P

By the way... funny thread. You guys must be livin' large right now. More power to ya. Enjoy. Hey Phan, you are approaching 60 and you're still a loser...
I'm 20 and presently:
Teaching a broadcasting class at a high school here in Salisbury, MD, from 1:43-2:23pm.
I am in assistant manager at a fast growing Indoor/Outdoor Paintball field...check the place out: www.delmarvapaintball.com
and, if that's not enough for ya, I'm taking classes at Salisbury University, just transferred from FIU....and either at the end of December or April I'll be transferring to University of Miami, going after a degree in Mass Communications/Journalism

what were you doing when you were my age?...what are you doing now?...just another dumbass dolfan crying over how I preach the truth over at finheaven....You were a bum then, and you're a bum now....you're old, I'm young, that's life:D

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by madness23
Is anybody winning these things?

lmao!

I was just thinking the same thing!

[madness]

I sense false advertising!

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by madness23
I sense false advertising!

:rofl:

[Phan4Ever]

Originally posted by BillsOverDolphins
Hey Phan, you are approaching 60 and you're still a loser...
I'm 20 and presently:
Teaching a broadcasting class at a high school here in Salisbury, MD, from 1:43-2:23pm.
I am in assistant manager at a fast growing Indoor/Outdoor Paintball field...check the place out: www.delmarvapaintball.com
and, if that's not enough for ya, I'm taking classes at Salisbury University, just transferred from FIU....and either at the end of December or April I'll be transferring to University of Miami, going after a degree in Mass Communications/Journalism

what were you doing when you were my age?...what are you doing now?...just another dumbass dolfan crying over how I preach the truth over at finheaven....You were a bum then, and you're a bum now....you're old, I'm young, that's life:D

I'm approaching 60??? You may want to see if your schools offer remedial math or reading comprehension courses. By the time I'm 60, you're gonna be roughly twice your present age.

The stuff you're doing sounds GREAT. If you consider the needling in what I expressed to you, I think you'll see that I was trying to make a point about priorities in your life, as I see you on our board so much that I honestly worried about whether you were doing that to the exclusion of more worthwhile things. Your solid response tells me that you are not... and that you're an effective multi-tasker. You're a self-admitted pain in the ass on our board, but I will tell you I'm cheering for your success in the endeavours you cited.:)

Since you asked, when I was twenty I was attending college at USF in Tampa and had just been appointed as Director of the university's concert board and student programming office. I had a phat budget and a paid staff working for me on concerts, a film series, guest speakers and special events. I loved it, but it was tough doing that, school and another parttime job. Perhaps you can relate. Anyway... I finished school at George Mason University in Va, and I've gone on to work in DC for the preeminent GOP polling firm, served as an aide and consultant to multiple Governors here in Jersey, and I've managed campaigns at the state and federal levels. More recently, I've been doing government affairs consulting, although I'm endlessly amazed that my clients are willing to hire a "dumbass", "loser" and a "bum". lmao

Anyway... my fear that you were some young guy holed-up indoors with his pc doing little more than smacking around fan message boards is OFFICIALLY DISPELLED. You don't need to thank me for being concerned about you enough to needle you, CW, -- you're very welcome.:)

(Sincerely) respectfully yours,

A Dolphins Phan in his early 40's