Found this on the espn.com page 2 section:
This Headline Contains No Lawyer Puns:
Tuesday Morning Quarterback certainly would not have forecast the Patriots to finish 12-4 if he'd known they were about to jettison the leader of their defense. New England brass spent the week scoffing that Milloy was washed up; Sunday, he sacked Tom Brady. The whole mess is in keeping with recent New England oddity. A mere 18 months removed from winning the Super Bowl, the franchise has been banking draft choices rather than spending them, and now cuts a top veteran. Don't the Pats want to make a second run? A reader laments in haiku,
Release L. Milloy?
Pats' chances quickly nosedive.
And the Sox suck too.
Can you come up with any other Haiku for week 1?
This Headline Contains No Lawyer Puns:
Tuesday Morning Quarterback certainly would not have forecast the Patriots to finish 12-4 if he'd known they were about to jettison the leader of their defense. New England brass spent the week scoffing that Milloy was washed up; Sunday, he sacked Tom Brady. The whole mess is in keeping with recent New England oddity. A mere 18 months removed from winning the Super Bowl, the franchise has been banking draft choices rather than spending them, and now cuts a top veteran. Don't the Pats want to make a second run? A reader laments in haiku,
Release L. Milloy?
Pats' chances quickly nosedive.
And the Sox suck too.
Can you come up with any other Haiku for week 1?
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