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  • Jeff1220
    H to the 12:20
    • Jul 2002
    • 6136

    Funny NE Haiku

    Found this on the espn.com page 2 section:
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    This Headline Contains No Lawyer Puns:
    Tuesday Morning Quarterback certainly would not have forecast the Patriots to finish 12-4 if he'd known they were about to jettison the leader of their defense. New England brass spent the week scoffing that Milloy was washed up; Sunday, he sacked Tom Brady. The whole mess is in keeping with recent New England oddity. A mere 18 months removed from winning the Super Bowl, the franchise has been banking draft choices rather than spending them, and now cuts a top veteran. Don't the Pats want to make a second run? A reader laments in haiku,



    Release L. Milloy?
    Pats' chances quickly nosedive.
    And the Sox suck too.


    Can you come up with any other Haiku for week 1?
  • d1220
    Registered User
    • Aug 2003
    • 99

    #2
    Hey there bro... I, as I'm sure a lot of people here forgot long ago what exactly a Haiku is... I not good at english.lol
    "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

    --- Calvin Coolidge

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    • Jeff1220
      H to the 12:20
      • Jul 2002
      • 6136

      #3
      5-7-5

      Haiku is a three line poem that has five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. It usually creates vivid imagery through each line and doesn't rhyme. That's the general gist of it.

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      • d1220
        Registered User
        • Aug 2003
        • 99

        #4
        Like...


        Big fat Sam on D
        Marsha pees in her panies
        Big fat Sam TD


        ???
        "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

        --- Calvin Coolidge

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        • BillsOverDolphins
          chop chop
          • Jun 2003
          • 2256

          #5
          I posted this one on Patriots Planet a week ago:

          The Bills stole Milloy
          and your precious Drew as well
          Watch, as we kill you
          Oh no!...We suck again!

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          • gunzlingr
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 45976

            #6
            Pats, phins and the Jets
            This season Buffalo will
            Make them our *****es
            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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            • RedEyE
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 24661

              #7
              Score Zero - Zero
              A big major ass whopping
              Thirty-one over Zero

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              • BillsOverDolphins
                chop chop
                • Jun 2003
                • 2256

                #8
                They talk the most ****
                yet the Texans beat their ass
                The fins flat out suck
                Oh no!...We suck again!

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                • BillsOverDolphins
                  chop chop
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 2256

                  #9
                  Bledsoe is gunning
                  while Tom Brady is running
                  from Takeo Spikes...or (for his freaking life)
                  Oh no!...We suck again!

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                  • Stewie
                    Sarah Palin for President... of my pants!
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 11567

                    #10
                    MAN! You stole my TMQ thunder...
                    Originally posted by Topdog
                    Damn , your're showing you're ignorance!
                    Originally posted by mercyrule
                    I love Weiner.
                    Originally posted by mercyrule
                    also cheese

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353

                      #11
                      Spikes and Sam are bad
                      Milloy is the missing piece
                      Pats, Fins, Jets all dead
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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