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Jeff1220
09-09-2003, 08:50 PM
Found this on the espn.com page 2 section:
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/tmq/030909.html

This Headline Contains No Lawyer Puns:
Tuesday Morning Quarterback certainly would not have forecast the Patriots to finish 12-4 if he'd known they were about to jettison the leader of their defense. New England brass spent the week scoffing that Milloy was washed up; Sunday, he sacked Tom Brady. The whole mess is in keeping with recent New England oddity. A mere 18 months removed from winning the Super Bowl, the franchise has been banking draft choices rather than spending them, and now cuts a top veteran. Don't the Pats want to make a second run? A reader laments in haiku,



Release L. Milloy?
Pats' chances quickly nosedive.
And the Sox suck too.


Can you come up with any other Haiku for week 1?

d1220
09-09-2003, 09:07 PM
Hey there bro... I, as I'm sure a lot of people here forgot long ago what exactly a Haiku is... I not good at english.lol

Jeff1220
09-09-2003, 10:00 PM
5-7-5

Haiku is a three line poem that has five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. It usually creates vivid imagery through each line and doesn't rhyme. That's the general gist of it.

d1220
09-09-2003, 10:06 PM
Like...


Big fat Sam on D
Marsha pees in her panies
Big fat Sam TD


???

BillsOverDolphins
09-09-2003, 10:10 PM
I posted this one on Patriots Planet a week ago:

The Bills stole Milloy
and your precious Drew as well
Watch, as we kill you

Gunzlingr
09-09-2003, 10:35 PM
Pats, phins and the Jets
This season Buffalo will
Make them our *****es

RedEyE
09-09-2003, 10:45 PM
Score Zero - Zero
A big major ass whopping
Thirty-one over Zero

BillsOverDolphins
09-09-2003, 10:51 PM
They talk the most ****
yet the Texans beat their ass
The fins flat out suck

BillsOverDolphins
09-09-2003, 10:54 PM
Bledsoe is gunning
while Tom Brady is running
from Takeo Spikes...or (for his freaking life)

Stewie
09-09-2003, 11:06 PM
MAN! You stole my TMQ thunder... :(

Jan Reimers
09-10-2003, 08:19 AM
Spikes and Sam are bad
Milloy is the missing piece
Pats, Fins, Jets all dead