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  • northernbillfan
    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 27551

    Staple Gun Offense

    We can get this going, right here and now.

    GO STAPLE GUN

    Sta-pul-gun, stay-pul-gun!

    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


  • Sabre Ally
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 11682

    #2
    LOL. That had to hurt.

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    • shelby
      The Vanilla *****
      • Jul 2002
      • 48489

      #3

      gotta love DREEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

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      • Wys Guy
        Drew and Sam stole all my hair
        • Jul 2002
        • 9450

        #4
        DREEEWWWWW!!!

        The man! The myth! The legend!
        Replace Donahoe with Modrak and fire the entire coaching staff!

        Then let's go to Disneyworld!

        GO BILLS!!!

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        • Cntrygal
          Visually stunning but camera-shy.
          • Jul 2002
          • 44884

          #5
          That couldn't have felt good.

          "Sta-pul-gun, stay-pul-gun! GO BILLS!!!!"
          Originally posted by notacon
          The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

          For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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          • northernbillfan
            Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

            Administrator Emeritus
            • Jul 2002
            • 27551

            #6
            "Stay-pul-gun, Stay-pul-gun"

            Come on everybody let's rename the offense.
            When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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            • TacklingDummy
              Unreachable Douche
              • Jul 2002
              • 71725

              #7
              Why isn't that guy wearing gloves? Don't people realize you must wear gloves when working around blood.

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              • Cntrygal
                Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                • Jul 2002
                • 44884

                #8
                Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                Why isn't that guy wearing gloves? Don't people realize you must wear gloves when working around blood.
                "field conditions"
                :finfan:
                Originally posted by notacon
                The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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                • Wys Guy
                  Drew and Sam stole all my hair
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 9450

                  #9
                  What the heck are they doing? I can't tell from that pic...
                  Replace Donahoe with Modrak and fire the entire coaching staff!

                  Then let's go to Disneyworld!

                  GO BILLS!!!

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                  • Rebecky
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 255

                    #10
                    What's the big deal? Isn't taking stitches on the bench "par for the course" in ice hockey?

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                    • Fat Tony
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 4351

                      #11
                      Stiches, yes... But a stapler? You have plenty of time between shifts to get a few stitches...

                      They pulled out the hardware to get him ou there without missing a snap.

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                      • JayWood
                        The Professor
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 614

                        #12
                        I called the local radion here in RI on Friday when they were talking about the Bills, we talked about a number of things then the host read the article about Drew and getting metal put in his neck, and all the great things larry Centers had to say about the warrior. At the end of the conversation i told him that bills fans have renamed the offense to the "Staple Gun offense" he loved it, and thought the name fit perfectly!! Iam all for getting the nation to realize the new name for our Offense. What we have to do is somehow get the name to Chris Berman at ESPN, you know that he will love it and really push the name, because who circles the wagon better than the BUFFALO BILLS!!
                        When you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on tight!!!

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                        • Rebecky
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 255

                          #13
                          I'm confused -- I think I could stitch it faster than aiming a staple gun -- any medic-types here can shed light on why a staple gun is faster than an old fashioned mattress stitch with nylon string?

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                          • Dozerdog
                            In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                            Administrator Emeritus
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 42586

                            #14
                            Stitching doesn't make any cool sounds...


                            cha-chunk.......cha-chunk.......cha-chunk...... now that's cool!

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                            • Cntrygal
                              Visually stunning but camera-shy.
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 44884

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rebecky
                              I'm confused -- I think I could stitch it faster than aiming a staple gun -- any medic-types here can shed light on why a staple gun is faster than an old fashioned mattress stitch with nylon string?
                              I'm not a "medic-type", but the last couple surgery's that my mom had involved staples not stitches. Something about them holding the skin together better. Other than that - I don't know...

                              (btw.. dozer's right too and more of an impact in the huddle )
                              Originally posted by notacon
                              The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

                              For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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