Staple Gun Offense

[northernbillfan]

We can get this going, right here and now.

GO STAPLE GUN

Sta-pul-gun, stay-pul-gun!

http://www.buffalonews.com/graphics/2002/09/16/0916drewhurt.jpg

[Sabre Ally]

LOL. That had to hurt.

[shelby]

:hump:
gotta love DREEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!
:gobills:

[WG]

DREEEWWWWW!!!

The man! The myth! The legend!

[Cntrygal]

That couldn't have felt good.

"Sta-pul-gun, stay-pul-gun! GO BILLS!!!!"

[northernbillfan]

"Stay-pul-gun, Stay-pul-gun"

Come on everybody let's rename the offense.

[TacklingDummy]

Why isn't that guy wearing gloves? Don't people realize you must wear gloves when working around blood.

[Cntrygal]

Originally posted by TacklingDummy
Why isn't that guy wearing gloves? Don't people realize you must wear gloves when working around blood.

"field conditions"
:finfan:

[WG]

What the heck are they doing? I can't tell from that pic...

[Rebecky]

What's the big deal? Isn't taking stitches on the bench "par for the course" in ice hockey?

[Fat Tony]

Stiches, yes... But a stapler? You have plenty of time between shifts to get a few stitches...

They pulled out the hardware to get him ou there without missing a snap.

[JayWood]

I called the local radion here in RI on Friday when they were talking about the Bills, we talked about a number of things then the host read the article about Drew and getting metal put in his neck, and all the great things larry Centers had to say about the warrior. At the end of the conversation i told him that bills fans have renamed the offense to the "Staple Gun offense" he loved it, and thought the name fit perfectly!! Iam all for getting the nation to realize the new name for our Offense. What we have to do is somehow get the name to Chris Berman at ESPN, you know that he will love it and really push the name, because who circles the wagon better than the BUFFALO BILLS!!

[Rebecky]

I'm confused -- I think I could stitch it faster than aiming a staple gun -- any medic-types here can shed light on why a staple gun is faster than an old fashioned mattress stitch with nylon string?

[Dozerdog]

Stitching doesn't make any cool sounds...


cha-chunk.......cha-chunk.......cha-chunk...... now that's cool!:up:

[Cntrygal]

Originally posted by Rebecky
I'm confused -- I think I could stitch it faster than aiming a staple gun -- any medic-types here can shed light on why a staple gun is faster than an old fashioned mattress stitch with nylon string?

I'm not a "medic-type", but the last couple surgery's that my mom had involved staples not stitches. Something about them holding the skin together better. Other than that - I don't know...

(btw.. dozer's right too and more of an impact in the huddle :D )

[Buffarama]

With pain killers of course;)
For the original post before your reply, a staple gun goes *Click*, a needle and thread takes more time.

[lordofgun]

I just sent an email to Chris Mortenson. It's the only one I could find.

[Ð]

I'm not a medical-type, (but I did stay at a Holdiday Inn Express last night)

Staples are pretty widely used in surgery...they are faster, heal better and require less skill to administer. Trained monkeys could staple-gun a nasty flesh wound in 30 seconds flat.

[venis2k1]

Pro wrestlers have been using super glue for years to close wounds, its starting to become common practice now, depending on the severity of the wound.

[Ð]

pitchers use super-glue to close/prevent blisters too

[Ð]

LMAO I seem to have super-glued myself, uhhhhh

To myself! :D

[northernbillfan]

I think we are on to something here...

It's catching on...

[JayWood]

thanks lord...i tried to find Berman's email address but could not find it. I sent one to Mort also, who knows maybe we will hear them say something on the pregame show this morning!!