Bills Fan

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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Miami and tries to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a
Dolphins fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are
Dolphans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks a little surprised and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Dolphins fan," she replied.
The teacher asked, "Well, if you're not a Miami Dolphins fan, then what team
do you support?"
"I'm a Bills fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested, and somewhat annoyed, in the lone
dissenter asks, "Mary, why are you a Bills fan?"
"Because my Mom and Dad are from Buffalo and my Mom is a Bills fan and my
Dad is a Bills fan, so I'm a Bills fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously frustrated tone, "That's not
necessarily a reason for you to be a Bills fan. You don't have to be just
like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and
coke whore and your dad was a pimp, drug dealer and a car thief, what would
you be then?"
Mary said, "Well then I'd be a Dolphins fan, just like you."

[LarryBoy]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA THATS GREAT!!!!


Thanks for a good laugh this morning! :-)

[dolfan25]

Hardly original. Heard that joke about a year ago except it was the Leafs and Canadians. Get some new material.