CIN RB Rudi Johnson gets the nod

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  • stuckincincy
    Buffalo Bills Fan
    • Sep 2003
    • 15084

    CIN RB Rudi Johnson gets the nod

    According to local media, RB Rudi Johnson gets the start in place of Dillon.

    2 yr pro from Auburn. Career Stats: rush 32/118, lg of 13 yd, 10/45 rec's, 0 td and 0 fum.

    Bonus treat: after Cincinnati chili and coneys, the third leg of the local cuisine and in line with the theme of arteries be dam*ed
    is:

    GOETTA. (pronunced "getta")

    It is:

    1 lb ground beef, 2 lb ground pork sausage, water, 3 tsp salt, pepper, 2 1/2 cups pinhead oats (oat seeds with the hull removed), 2 onions and 4 bay leaves.

    Ya boil the oats until soft, then lower heat and add onions and meat. Cook on low until you attain a pus-like consistency.

    Put into a loaf pan and refrigerate overnight so that it will properly congeal (yes, congeal).

    Cut into 3/4 inch slices and fry until toasty. Reserve pan liquid for future use in sausage gravy. It is never served with less than two eggs.

    Our local Bob Evans will sell you this. And, some smaller eateries will sell U this as a "G.L.T." but you have to order the eggs seperately.

    Be still, my beating heart.
    Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.
  • lordofgun
    in charge of you

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 48416

    #2
    That sounds disgusting.






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    • Ð
      1-800-SAD-GOAT
      • Jul 2002
      • 17319

      #3
      Sounds a lot like Haggis without the sheep's belly

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      • stuckincincy
        Buffalo Bills Fan
        • Sep 2003
        • 15084

        #4
        Actually, It's quite delicious provided you satisfy the following 3 conditions:

        1) Within 1 hour, you have access to a private commode.

        2) If there are others around, they must be of the understanding sort.

        3) There must be no open flames in the general vicinity.

        Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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        • stuckincincy
          Buffalo Bills Fan
          • Sep 2003
          • 15084

          #5
          Originally posted by Ð
          Sounds a lot like Haggis without the sheep's belly


          Bingo on that. The old-time recipe called for any and all innards. Yum.
          Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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          • Ð
            1-800-SAD-GOAT
            • Jul 2002
            • 17319

            #6
            Maybe madden will give an endorsement;



            "That's sure is some gooooood scrapple"

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            • stuckincincy
              Buffalo Bills Fan
              • Sep 2003
              • 15084

              #7
              Originally posted by Ð
              Maybe madden will give an endorsement;



              "That's sure is some gooooood scrapple"

              You DO know the evil foods. Substitute cornmeal and... Viola!...scrapple.
              Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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              • Ð
                1-800-SAD-GOAT
                • Jul 2002
                • 17319

                #8


                Be careful - it's still hot! Start slapping it down with the palm of your hand. Slap it like you mean it! SLAP IT! If you are doing it right, your hand should be beet red, sore and covered with a light coat of pig oil
                Last edited by Ð; 10-03-2003, 03:40 PM.

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                • Jan Reimers
                  Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                  • May 2003
                  • 17353

                  #9
                  Our run D will turn the heretofor unknown Rudi Johnson into an All Pro.
                  Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                  • bigbry
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1251

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                    Our run D will turn the heretofor unknown Rudi Johnson into an All Pro.
                    Ruuudi,Ruuudi, Ruuudi


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                    • BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
                      Hall of Fame Zoner
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 9557

                      #11
                      rudi johnson sucks. we'll kill him... hee will neeeeeeeeeeeeever eeeeeeeeeeever leave with a smile A GAIN!!!!!! WE'LL MAKE HIM OUR *****!!!!!!

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                      • bigbry
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 1251

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
                        rudi johnson sucks. we'll kill him... hee will neeeeeeeeeeeeever eeeeeeeeeeever leave with a smile A GAIN!!!!!! WE'LL MAKE HIM OUR *****!!!!!!

                        IF, Rudi starts, Ill bet you 100 Zone Bucks he goes over 100 yrds.


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                        • BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
                          Hall of Fame Zoner
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 9557

                          #13
                          ok your on:hamrhed:

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                          • bigbry
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 1251

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
                            ok your on:hamrhed:
                            kool! bets on!


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                            • BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
                              Hall of Fame Zoner
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 9557

                              #15
                              you will lose sucker... lets go defense!!!

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