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stuckincincy
10-03-2003, 12:15 PM
According to local media, RB Rudi Johnson gets the start in place of Dillon.

2 yr pro from Auburn. Career Stats: rush 32/118, lg of 13 yd, 10/45 rec's, 0 td and 0 fum.

Bonus treat: after Cincinnati chili and coneys, the third leg of the local cuisine and in line with the theme of arteries be dam*ed
is:

GOETTA. (pronunced "getta")

It is:

1 lb ground beef, 2 lb ground pork sausage, water, 3 tsp salt, pepper, 2 1/2 cups pinhead oats (oat seeds with the hull removed), 2 onions and 4 bay leaves.

Ya boil the oats until soft, then lower heat and add onions and meat. Cook on low until you attain a pus-like consistency.

Put into a loaf pan and refrigerate overnight so that it will properly congeal (yes, congeal).

Cut into 3/4 inch slices and fry until toasty. Reserve pan liquid for future use in sausage gravy. It is never served with less than two eggs.

Our local Bob Evans will sell you this. And, some smaller eateries will sell U this as a "G.L.T." but you have to order the eggs seperately.

Be still, my beating heart. :D

lordofgun
10-03-2003, 01:18 PM
That sounds disgusting. :puke:

Ð
10-03-2003, 01:43 PM
Sounds a lot like Haggis without the sheep's belly

http://www.vetivers.com/haggis.gif

stuckincincy
10-03-2003, 02:06 PM
Actually, It's quite delicious provided you satisfy the following 3 conditions:

1) Within 1 hour, you have access to a private commode.

2) If there are others around, they must be of the understanding sort.

3) There must be no open flames in the general vicinity.

:woot:

stuckincincy
10-03-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Ð
Sounds a lot like Haggis without the sheep's belly

http://www.vetivers.com/haggis.gif


Bingo on that. The old-time recipe called for any and all innards. Yum.

Ð
10-03-2003, 03:15 PM
Maybe madden will give an endorsement;

http://money.cnn.com/2002/08/02/commentary/column_sportsbiz/monday_night_football/cap_mnfteam.jpg

"That's sure is some gooooood scrapple"

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/081170064X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

stuckincincy
10-03-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Ð
Maybe madden will give an endorsement;

http://money.cnn.com/2002/08/02/commentary/column_sportsbiz/monday_night_football/cap_mnfteam.jpg

"That's sure is some gooooood scrapple"

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/081170064X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

You DO know the evil foods. Substitute cornmeal and... Viola!...scrapple.

Ð
10-03-2003, 03:33 PM
http://www.velvitoil.com/Scrapple.htm


Be careful - it's still hot! Start slapping it down with the palm of your hand. Slap it like you mean it! SLAP IT! If you are doing it right, your hand should be beet red, sore and covered with a light coat of pig oil

:lol:

Jan Reimers
10-03-2003, 05:06 PM
Our run D will turn the heretofor unknown Rudi Johnson into an All Pro.

bigbry
10-03-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Jan Reimers
Our run D will turn the heretofor unknown Rudi Johnson into an All Pro.

Ruuudi,Ruuudi, Ruuudi


BB

STAMPY
10-03-2003, 05:30 PM
rudi johnson sucks. we'll kill him... hee will neeeeeeeeeeeeever eeeeeeeeeeever leave with a smile A GAIN!!!!!! WE'LL MAKE HIM OUR *****!!!!!!

bigbry
10-03-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
rudi johnson sucks. we'll kill him... hee will neeeeeeeeeeeeever eeeeeeeeeeever leave with a smile A GAIN!!!!!! WE'LL MAKE HIM OUR *****!!!!!!


IF, Rudi starts, Ill bet you 100 Zone Bucks he goes over 100 yrds.


BB

STAMPY
10-03-2003, 05:36 PM
ok your on:hamrhed:

bigbry
10-03-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
ok your on:hamrhed:

kool! bets on!


BB

STAMPY
10-05-2003, 11:18 AM
you will lose sucker... lets go defense!!!

STAMPY
10-05-2003, 03:27 PM
HEY BB we held him to under 100!!! ya lose!!! thanks thats 100 zonebucks

bigbry
10-05-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by BuffaloBillsSTAMPEDE
HEY BB we held him to under 100!!! ya lose!!! thanks thats 100 zonebucks

Really? including receiving yards?


BB