justasportsfan
10-16-2003, 08:41 AM
Little Christopher was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their Uncles did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Christopher was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his Uncle John.
"My Uncle's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Christopher aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your Uncle?"
"No," said Christopher, "He plays for the Bills, but I was too embarrassed to say so."
Christopher was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his Uncle John.
"My Uncle's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Christopher aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your Uncle?"
"No," said Christopher, "He plays for the Bills, but I was too embarrassed to say so."