I have a theory...

[kardshark19]

that my friend may be a curse to our precious Bills this year. I have noticed that whenever he watches a game, we get crushed.

He missed the Pats game, and we blew them out.

He didn't see the Jax game, and we won.

Then he watches the Phins game over at my place, and we lose, and lose bad.

The Eagles game, he missed, and we lost, but I figure we will lose some. That's inevitable.

He goes to watch the Jets game at a sports bar, and we get embarrassed.

He was unable to watch the Skins game, and we rocked that day.

So I am thinking...maybe I should jump his ass :stick:, tie him up, and throw him in the closet till the game is over. I know it is unlikely, but that trend is scaring me, and anything helps. What'cha think?

[LtBillsFan66]

Need help?

[kardshark19]

Shoot, I would easily do it if it helped the Bills win this game. I should at least test my theory. Maybe I will buy him some beer and bourbon and try and get him sick and have him pass out.

[lordofgun]

Kill him immediately. The authorities will understand.

[gochiefs]

I'm kidnapping him and forcing him to watch the game, sorry. I'm going to surgically implant a TV where his nose should be.

[kardshark19]

But you don't know which of my two friends I am talking about. I am a popular person, you know. :unhappy:

[gochiefs]

Originally posted by BillsBoy
But you don't know which of my two friends I am talking about. I am a popular person, you know. :unhappy:

It's quite simple really. You see, I'm God.

[kardshark19]

I don't think God's favorite team would be the Chiefs. Well, come to think of it, he did prefer the lepers and tax collectors, so maybe. :D

[gochiefs]

No divine intervention is involved in any of the Chiefs games, I can assure you that. I do make sure to bless them before kickoff every Sunday, however. Derrick Thomas will blindside me up here in heaven if I don't, you know.

Ok, so maybe I cursed the refs with temporary blindness during a Dante Hall return or two.....sue me.

[gochiefs]

Oh, and that early 90s Bills Super Bowl's thing? Satan's fault. Wouldn't you know it, he's a Cowboys fan.

[kardshark19]

DAMN!! God is a Chiefs fan, Satan a Cowboys fan. Guess I will become Buddhist. Buddha looked like a jolly fellow...he's gotta be a Bills fan.

[gochiefs]

Actually, Buddha is a Packers fan.

Kali told me she liked the Bills though....

[kardshark19]

I would have thought that Kali was a Bengals fan. Well, I guess you can't blame her when your kin are such disappointments as that franchise in Cincy.

[kardshark19]

Kali must be a Spikes fan

[BillsOverDolphins]

Give me his address and I'll have Nicky and Paulie pay him a visit

[The_Philster]

Do whatever you have to do, BillsBoy. :up:

Originally posted by gochiefs
It's quite simple really. You see, I'm God.

:shakeno: You haven't been here that long...God is registered on these boards and roots for the Bills.

[HAMMER]

Bills Boy-

Shoot him now, you don't need friends like that!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by gochiefs
Actually, Buddha is a Packers fan.
Nope. Buddha is no cheesehead. Trust me on this one.

[helmetguy]

I'd love to help ya, BillsBoy, but I'm plum outa room for stashing bodies at the moment!

[Tatonka]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Kill him immediately. The authorities will understand.

:lol:

you realize how sick this thread is.. and then on top of that.. how many responses there are..

you are all disturbed.

24-10 bills. :D

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by Tatonka
:lol:

you realize how sick this thread is.. and then on top of that.. how many responses there are..

you are all disturbed.

24-10 bills. :D

It's a beautiful thung, ain't it?

[gochiefs]

Tonka, how about a signature bet over the game. If the Bills win, you get to make me a signature. If the Chiefs win, I get to make one for you. It can be words or a picture or a combination...anything.