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TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 11:43 AM
I always heard that his sauce was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself
Well don't knock it till you've tried it
And I've tried it my friend
I'll never eat wings with WYS again
Now we learned a hard lesson in a small New York town
He fired up the grill and passed the wings around
The last words I spoke before the runs set in
I may discount Rojo but
I'll never eat wings with WYS again
Chorus: I'll never eat wings with WYS again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never eat wings with WYS again
We hoped on his old Pinto the WingSauce Rose
The party was in Buffalo, it was before the game
Alone in the restroom, just me and Valerie
I took one friendly wing and wondered why she pee's when she stands?
Chorus
Now we're passin' the beer, we're telling bad jokes
I can tell one's a comin' cause I'm smellin' the sauce
No I do not partake I just let them pass by
with a bubble in my stomach and toilet paper near by
Chorus
In the fetal position with vomit on my chin
We broke down and ate wings with WYS again
:twirl:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 11:44 AM
You STOLE that from Toby Keith:cowboy: THIEF!!!!!!!!!! I'm telling Toby on you and he's gonna come and KICK your sorry ass, Dummy!:punchu:
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 11:46 AM
I changed the lyrics. :evil:
Did you read them? your in it :snicker2:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 11:52 AM
You are soooooooooooooooooo mean to me. You've hurt my feelings and broke my heart.:sadwalk: And I loved you too. :(
The Spaz
11-05-2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
You are soooooooooooooooooo mean to me. You've hurt my feelings and broke my heart.:sadwalk: And I loved you too. :(
HAHAHAHA:couch: :ontome:
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 11:57 AM
Im sorry baby, it's just a song. I couldn't think of anything else to put in there. If you can think of something that would fit well in there, I'll change it.:handkiss:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:00 PM
Cute, Dummy.
On a serious note, did you get Toby's:cowboy: new CD? It's good!:10: Are you gonna watch the CMA's tonight? I'm gonna flip between them and The Bachelor. Toby is up for 7!!!!!!!:up: My lucky number and my favorite guy! I can't wait! :)
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 12:03 PM
Just bought it and listening to it now while reading the new Dark Towers book.
Its pretty good. Hopefully I can check out CMA. I wanna see Shania, Faith and Tim.
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:09 PM
My favorite song on this CD is Time for me to Ride. I LOVE his voice in that one. I think it's very sexy!!!!! You'll love the Taliban Song and Weed with Willie. Those are hysterical! He's done them in concert the two times I've seen him. Even my dad gets a laugh when he songs them! Let me know what you think about Time for me to Ride. I'm listening to the CD now!:up:
The Spaz
11-05-2003, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
My favorite song on this CD is Time for me to Ride. I LOVE his voice in that one. I think it's very sexy!!!!! You'll love the Taliban Song and Weed with Willie. Those are hysterical! He's done them in concert the two times I've seen him. Even my dad gets a laugh when he songs them! Let me know what you think about Time for me to Ride. I'm listening to the CD now!:up:
TMI TMI!:woeisme: :lol:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:12 PM
BTW, I think he wrote Sweet for me. ;) And Whiskey Girl for Cntrygal! :)
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 12:17 PM
Time for me to ride is ok. Sounds like he's trying not to sound country in that one.
I Love this Bar,Weed With Willie,American Soldier, The Taliban Song are all good. :up:
Plus I like the Ford commerical when you play it in the computer. Gotta get me a Ford truck/
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
BTW, I think he wrote Sweet for me. ;)
Your from Georgia?:idunno:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:21 PM
You don't like Sweet? He's singing about me in that one. lol
I want a Ford truck too! But for different reasons. ;)
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by TacklingDummy Your from Georgia?:idunno:
No, you know what I'm talking about. lol
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 12:29 PM
Whats your reason for wanting a Ford Truck? My reason is because I think they look better then Chevy's now. But still don't know if I can buy a Ford.
Ever hear the song "At a Meduim Pace" by Adam Sandler? Thats my theme song. :finfan:
Valerie
11-05-2003, 12:41 PM
I never heard that Adam Sandler song. You'll have to post the lyrics.
My reasons for a Ford, well, ummmm, I want to have a ride with Toby. ;) :hump: I'm hoping he comes with the truck. lol
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 12:48 PM
LOL, I don't think TOS will allow me to post them so I will PM you with them.
Valerie
11-05-2003, 01:01 PM
You're right. And, that's not a very nice song. :down: I'm disappointed in you, Dummy.
TacklingDummy
11-05-2003, 01:04 PM
Its not a nice song, but it is very funny.
IHateTheDullphins
11-05-2003, 01:23 PM
Why is this crap in the smack forum?
Valerie
11-05-2003, 01:26 PM
Why do you care? Is it bothering you here?
IHateTheDullphins
11-05-2003, 01:31 PM
I want Smack here only dagnabbit!!!
IHateTheDullphins
11-05-2003, 01:32 PM
We need a "crap" forum so we can put all the Keith Tobey in it.
Valerie
11-05-2003, 01:35 PM
This is smack. It's a parody song about Wys. We just took it :offtopic:
No harm, no foul. At least it's not on a "main" board. And, no one told you to read it in the first place.
BTW, it's TOBY KEITH, no "E" in TOBY. lol
IHateTheDullphins
11-05-2003, 01:40 PM
Holy poop on stick! Keeth Towbee! i guess u have some smack in ya after all, gosh I'm proud a you! We gone have us a gran ole opery! yeeeeehawwwwwww hay! much oblahged pritty lie-dee!
Novacane
11-05-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
You'll love the [i]Taliban Song
That song is not PC :huh:
SABURZFAN
11-05-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by IHateTheDullphins
Why is this crap in the smack forum?
that's funny.i say the same thing about your posts.
SABURZFAN
11-05-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by IHateTheDullphins
We need a "crap" forum so we can put all the Keith Tobey in it.
that would be a good place to retire your posts too.:finfan:
Valerie
11-06-2003, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Fairway To Green That song is not PC :huh:
The place I get my country lyrics from hasn't updated the new TK CD yet. When it does, I'll post the lyrics. It's not too bad. Actually, it's kinda funny.
Brian Griese Rulz
11-06-2003, 08:04 AM
The CD has the lyrics in it.
Valerie
11-06-2003, 08:14 AM
You type them in then!
Brian Griese Rulz
11-06-2003, 08:46 AM
I can't. Its in my car. And don't order me around. Im not your wife. :snicker2:
IHateTheDullphins
11-06-2003, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by SABURZFAN
that would be a good place to retire your posts too.:finfan:
Oh gee.....gosh....if I thought for just one second, saburzfa*, that you and I couldn't be friends..........I just don't know what I'de do!!!!:z: anymore articulate thoughts you'de like to add? thanks a bunch Milton, n'kay. ha ha DB:snicker:
SABURZFAN
11-07-2003, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by IHateTheDullphins
Oh gee.....gosh....if I thought for just one second, saburzfa*, that you and I couldn't be friends..........I just don't know what I'de do!!!!:z:
friends????what are those?????a friend in need is a pest.:ugly:
Valerie
11-07-2003, 06:45 AM
Saburz and IHate take your smack talk to another thread! This thread is strictly about Wys wings, Toby Keith and Brian Griese!
Buh bye!:wave:
SABURZFAN
11-07-2003, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Saburz and IHate take your smack talk to another thread! This thread is strictly about Wys wings, Toby Keith and Brian Griese!
Buh bye!:wave:
:mad:
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