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My friends 3rd father recently got a job cleaning out the *****ters, floors, seats, ect. on the team plane so he gets to travel with the team on away games.
He said last night on the plane ride home the players were shooting heroin, drinking, sniffing cocaine, smoking hash, laughing, and watching group porno movies of Ralph Wilson's daughter on the way home.
Tyrone Robertson was snuck on the team trip even though he is suspended for drug abuse. He was busy smoking with some crack ho's and a few other players, while the ho's earned their paycheck.
The coaches sat up front on the plane discussing their resumes and which clubs they could apply for. Gregg Williams was showing game plans on how to color code their charts and notes for quick and pretty viewing later.
Drew Bledsoe was sitting alone in the middle of the plane eating a Big Montana and New England Clam Chowder while he sipped on a Bloody Mary and updated his retirement funds on his laptop. He was wearing his headphones listening to "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin.
A big argument broke out between the offense and defense over who was to blame for losing 3 of our last 4. Words and a few fists exchanged before Antoine Winfield called out Drew Bledsoe on his hideous performance in the last 7 weeks. Drew responded by saying "If you would've intercepted the pass we would've won. I can't do everything by myself"
All hell broke loose after that. Antoine challenged Drew to get off his pansy ass but only after he finished his chowder soup first.
Antoine charged towards the middle of the plane and beat Pucillio off his block to get closer to Drew. Drew stood up with his warm Clam Chowder and started having a heated exchange with Antoine. Drew dropped back to attempt and throw his clam chowder on Winfield but one of Tyrone's crack ho's noticed what he was attempting to do and sacked him to the floor.
Drew was very upset about this. During being sacked he dropped the bowl out of his hand and it broke all over the place. Drew exploded and finally showed some emotion when he started crying that the bowl was personally made for him by one of the nurses when he was in the hospital. He cried "This had a lot of sentimental value to me. I put in a lot of blood, sweat, and tears for this bowl"
Finally Gilbride stepped in and said he'll never learn this color coding scheme with all this damn racket going on and made a threat of hiring Buddy Ryan for security on the next flight if they didn't tone down. The players wanted no part of this so they let the dust settle and went back to the porno movies and crack ho's.
More information to come after the Giants debacle. Stay tuned.
He said last night on the plane ride home the players were shooting heroin, drinking, sniffing cocaine, smoking hash, laughing, and watching group porno movies of Ralph Wilson's daughter on the way home.
Tyrone Robertson was snuck on the team trip even though he is suspended for drug abuse. He was busy smoking with some crack ho's and a few other players, while the ho's earned their paycheck.
The coaches sat up front on the plane discussing their resumes and which clubs they could apply for. Gregg Williams was showing game plans on how to color code their charts and notes for quick and pretty viewing later.
Drew Bledsoe was sitting alone in the middle of the plane eating a Big Montana and New England Clam Chowder while he sipped on a Bloody Mary and updated his retirement funds on his laptop. He was wearing his headphones listening to "Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin.
A big argument broke out between the offense and defense over who was to blame for losing 3 of our last 4. Words and a few fists exchanged before Antoine Winfield called out Drew Bledsoe on his hideous performance in the last 7 weeks. Drew responded by saying "If you would've intercepted the pass we would've won. I can't do everything by myself"
All hell broke loose after that. Antoine challenged Drew to get off his pansy ass but only after he finished his chowder soup first.
Antoine charged towards the middle of the plane and beat Pucillio off his block to get closer to Drew. Drew stood up with his warm Clam Chowder and started having a heated exchange with Antoine. Drew dropped back to attempt and throw his clam chowder on Winfield but one of Tyrone's crack ho's noticed what he was attempting to do and sacked him to the floor.
Drew was very upset about this. During being sacked he dropped the bowl out of his hand and it broke all over the place. Drew exploded and finally showed some emotion when he started crying that the bowl was personally made for him by one of the nurses when he was in the hospital. He cried "This had a lot of sentimental value to me. I put in a lot of blood, sweat, and tears for this bowl"
Finally Gilbride stepped in and said he'll never learn this color coding scheme with all this damn racket going on and made a threat of hiring Buddy Ryan for security on the next flight if they didn't tone down. The players wanted no part of this so they let the dust settle and went back to the porno movies and crack ho's.
More information to come after the Giants debacle. Stay tuned.
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