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Can we score with this joke ?
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a
Buffalo Bills jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bills pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at
home, and this is the only place around where we can see the
game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and
the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and
allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Bills receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up
on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does
the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a month."
Buffalo Bills jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bills pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at
home, and this is the only place around where we can see the
game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and
the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and
allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the Bills receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up
on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does
the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a month."
I thought it was going to suck, but it was actually pretty funny.
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