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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup! -
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"I'm smiling because both Jay and Zach are under the podium right now"You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!Comment
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
The fire is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
DOLPHIN'S BLOW
DOLPHIN'S BLOW
DOLPHIN'S BLOWWhen I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.
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'Feel-ings! Whoa-whoa-whoa feel-ings..."Someone said "What's he gonna turn out like?" Ha!
And someone else said "Never mind!"
-Deep Purple
"Have you ever taken a crap so big your pants fit better?"--Ron WhiteComment
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Originally posted by gunzlingr
"Don't look at me. I'm stuck with Jay and Brian just like the rest of you"
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Originally posted by helmetguy
'Feel-ings! Whoa-whoa-whoa feel-ings..."
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My facial wrinkles seem to peak in December. Why? I don't know...Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.Comment
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"I am announcing my resignation from the NFL to be the night manager at Burger King. What can I say I love there fries".
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"How could he not hear me with those ears????"Comment
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Originally posted by Billsology
"How could he not hear me with those ears????"
I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!Comment
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"Another choke- i need a hug. Come on, Ricky, you didn't have a problem with it last night"Comment
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This used to be a face of erectile disfunction - until I discovered Ricky. What is Ricky? Ricky is powerful, Ricky is sophisticated, Ricky emits an aura (and a smell after a game) that contains so many pheromones that are designed to trigger an intense sexual desire in any given man that can NOT be ignored. I'd recomend Ricky to ANY male who has experienced the embarrassment of not being able to perform for his partner - whatever their sex may be.Last edited by ublinkwescore; 12-09-2003, 10:41 PM.www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspireComment
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******farts****** "What? Ah c'mon, it wasn't me! Forget about it!"Comment
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Looks like he's doing his Fonze impressionOriginally posted by BillsZone Mod
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