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Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 11:09 AM

I didn't waste my time watching this whole series (and I know you didn't either Eb, AWM, or you other TV snobs), but I did catch most of the finale, flipping back and forth from MNF.

In the finals for the hot blonde cheerleader were a 27 year old student/waiter loser who was very handsome, and a 27 year old mongoloid who looked like he'd fit right in at a Zone tailgate party. The mongoloid lived in a pimpin NYC apartment and was part owner of a bar. Looked like he was doing OK for himself.

As much as they tried to lead us on that the blonde would pick our mongoloid hero (boy did that guy have a high forehead, or what??), of course she picked the handsome guy with no future. The mongoloid loser was happy for them and wished them well. No crying in the bus scene, like the Bachelor losers. Nice touch, btrw to have the winner jetted off with the girl to a island resort, and the loser in a bus to Palookaville.

Lessons learned?

northernbillfan

12-09-2003, 11:11 AM

You missed Monday Night Football for that garbage. :shakeno:

yle

12-09-2003, 11:12 AM

I heard she was already basically engaged before doing this, and was just doing it for the experience.

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by northernbillfan
You missed Monday Night Football for that garbage. :shakeno:

I can only take so much of Madden before the Wanderlust with the remote sets in.

northernbillfan

12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Ain't that the truth

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I didn't waste my time watching this whole series (and I know you didn't either Eb, AWM, or you other TV snobs), but I did catch most of the finale, flipping back and forth from MNF.

In the finals for the hot blonde cheerleader were a 27 year old student/waiter loser who was very handsome, and a 27 year old mongoloid who looked like he'd fit right in at a Zone tailgate party. The mongoloid lived in a pimpin NYC apartment and was part owner of a bar. Looked like he was doing OK for himself.

As much as they tried to lead us on that the blonde would pick our mongoloid hero (boy did that guy have a high forehead, or what??), of course she picked the handsome guy with no future. The mongoloid loser was happy for them and wished them well. No crying in the bus scene, like the Bachelor losers. Nice touch, btrw to have the winner jetted off with the girl to a island resort, and the loser in a bus to Palookaville.

Lessons learned?

Lesson: Unless you got sex out of it you wasted your time.

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 11:15 AM

The mongoloid guy had giant horse teeth. You knew he wasn't getting any.

Patrick76777

12-09-2003, 11:19 AM

I watched it. If that chick were 10 years older she would have gone for the money. But being 25, she's still looking for looks.

I found it amazing. The guy wasn't terrible looking. He had a nice penthouse in NYC, owned his own company and business! The other guy lives with his folks, is 26 years old and is still grinding through college and works as a waiter.

Ah well.

Did you see the guys for the next one. Even bigger nerds and they bring in 6 built guys. The second chick will do the same thing and ditch the nerds. But from what they show, she hooks up with almost all of them.

Decent show.

Patrick76777

12-09-2003, 11:20 AM

Those teeth were huge!

Valerie

12-09-2003, 11:21 AM

I missed most of the series, but I caught a few of the last episodes, including last night's. Jason was the hot guy. As soon as he got there, I liked him! He was definitely a :10: :hubba: But, I really liked Adam (the mongoloid). Melana, the hot cheerleader liked Adam too. And personally, I would've picked Adam. I think she made a mistake. Adam was settled and established. Jason was a waiter, living at home and going to school. I can't imagine what he has to offer her at this point. Except maybe sex and obviously his looks and kick ass body! I still would've picked Adam.

BTW, half those "average" Joe's were actors. It was another television set up.

lordofgun

12-09-2003, 11:22 AM

I don't get the point of the show. The girls going to pick the lookers every time.

Patrick76777

12-09-2003, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
And personally, I would've picked Adam. I think she made a mistake. Adam was settled and established. Jason was a waiter, living at home and going to school. I can't imagine what he has to offer her at this point.

Like I said, she's 25 and wants the hottie, if she were 35, she'd have jumped all over the money. NO DOUBT!

Patrick76777

12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

But then again, by the time she's 35, Adam's going to have 15 Mil, have his teeth fixed and be banging some Model. Good move by him.

R. Rich

12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I can only take so much of Madden before the Wanderlust with the remote sets in.

I can't take ANY of Madden. The only MNF games I have watched this year was that first one on Thursday and the Steeler game (can't remember who they played). I just can't tolerate Madden anymore.

lordofgun

12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Anyone notice how she was all cuddly right after she found out he had money. :snicker:

The reason she didn't pick him is that he had a mental breakdown on their date.

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Patrick76777
I found it amazing. The guy wasn't terrible looking.

From one mongoloid to another. :eek:

Mr. Miyagi

12-09-2003, 11:27 AM

The whole show is garbage, other than the fact that the chick is pretty good to look at.

I never understood these dating reality shows. These people meet and date on the show, and within a short few days or weeks they're supposed to get married??? It's so sad that our society is taking marriage so damn lightly. Couples are supposed to date for a much longer time than that before they can decide whether they really want to commit to marriage. The first few weeks/months are nothing but lust and passion. When that novelty wears off they'll see if they still want to marry that person. Otherwise the marriage is set to be a failure from the start.

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
The whole show is garbage, other than the fact that the chick is pretty good to look at.

I never understood these dating reality shows. These people meet and date on the show, and within a short few days or weeks they're supposed to get married??? It's so sad that our society is taking marriage so damn lightly. Couples are supposed to date for a much longer time than that before they can decide whether they really want to commit to marriage. The first few weeks/months are nothing but lust and passion. When that novelty wears off they'll see if they still want to marry that person. Otherwise the marriage is set to be a failure from the start.

STFU. :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi

12-09-2003, 11:30 AM

:rofl:

Patrick76777

12-09-2003, 11:31 AM

I'm one good looking Mother F-er!

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 11:33 AM

Valerie

12-09-2003, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Patrick76777 Like I said, she's 25 and wants the hottie, if she were 35, she'd have jumped all over the money. NO DOUBT!
I don't know, Patrick, at 22 I was more interested in guys who were settled and established rather than hotties. But, that's just me and obviously I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't know, Patrick, at 22 I was more interested in guys who were settled and established rather than hotties. But, that's just me and obviously I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

we were out there ya know.

justasportsfan

12-09-2003, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7

I don't know, Patrick, at 22 I was more interested in guys who were settled and established rather than hotties. But, that's just me and obviously I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

and now that you're older with more wisdom you like gay men :shakeno:

Valerie

12-09-2003, 12:13 PM

I know. I found my ex at 22, started dating him at 23 and it lasted until I was 28. After that I gave up. He was settled, or so I thought, and extremely intelligent, which usually turns my head more than looks. And, he was 7 years older than me. I have always preferred older, intelligent men as opposed to younger hotties.

12-09-2003, 12:15 PM

The jig is up.

Jaded is the former Mrs. Frasier Crane (lillith)

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
And, he was 7 years older than me. I have always preferred older, intelligent men as opposed to younger hotties.

likewise, Mrs. Eb is 7 years my senior...who needs younger women...ever tried to hold a conversation with most of them...:z:

Mr. Miyagi

12-09-2003, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I know. I found my ex at 22, started dating him at 23 and it lasted until I was 28.
Damn, I didn't realize you were that old.

:snicker:

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I have always preferred older, intelligent men as opposed to younger hotties.

:luvletr:

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Ð
The jig is up.

Jaded is the former Mrs. Frasier Crane (lillith)

actually, bebe neuwirth is not that bad looking.

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/n/bebeneuwirth/photos/018.jpg

Mr. Miyagi

12-09-2003, 12:19 PM

No thanks.

Valerie

12-09-2003, 12:19 PM

If you were nice, Earthquake, you could be my perfect match. :) And, I even like Chicago, so I'd be willing to move. :heart:

Valerie

12-09-2003, 12:22 PM

I always thought she was pretty too, Eb. :)

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
If you were nice, Earthquake, you could be my perfect match. :) And, I even like Chicago, so I'd be willing to move. :heart:

EE...in case you didn't notice...that is the biggest hint a woman could throw...put on the charm, man...here's your big chance...it might come again!

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I always thought she was pretty too, Eb. :)

Amazing what they can do with makeup.

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by Ebenezer
EE...in case you didn't notice...that is the biggest hint a woman could throw...put on the charm, man...here's your big chance...it might come again!

She's too high maintenance for me. I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

But I'm not broke either. :snicker:

Valerie

12-09-2003, 02:00 PM

I don't think I'm high maintenance. Yeah, in some areas I am, but others I'm not at all. I think it all balances out in the end. :)

ticatfan

12-09-2003, 02:09 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
She's too high maintenance for me. I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

But I'm not broke either. :snicker:

There are a lot of variables to consider here...

high maintenance...
conversation...
cooking...
companionship...
sex (quality and quantity)...(as opposition to none)...

lots to debate there...

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't think I'm high maintenance. Yeah, in some areas I am, but others I'm not at all. I think it all balances out in the end. :)

*****POLITICALLY INCORRECT STATEMENT FORTHCOMING***

Almost every single women I have ever dated or known was high maintenance in some aspect of their life. Most people are with regard to something. It's just human nature. My only thing is that if you are going to be HM about something, let it be sex...we can handle addressing that issue every night.

Valerie

12-09-2003, 02:58 PM

I fully admit I'm high maintenance in some areas, Eb. I know I am. I like expensive jewelry. But, as for food, I'm good to go with a happy meal and a coke! :) I don't really drink, so I don't have a taste for fine wine. I don't need to go to plays or out to dinner often. I'm very happy with a movie from Block Buster and take out Chinese food. I'd rather snuggle up on the couch in front of a fire than get dressed up for a night on the town. I don't really care what kind of car a guy drives, as long as it's nice looking (no rust or dents) and it's clean. I think I'm easy enough to please.

ticatfan

12-09-2003, 03:04 PM

4x4's count.

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
But, as for food, I'm good to go with a happy meal and a coke! :) I don't really drink, so I don't have a taste for fine wine.

Boy, where were you when I was in college and couldn't afford a slice of pizza for myself let alone another

...oh, yeah...going to Niagara...

Earthquake Enyart

12-09-2003, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Ebenezer
There are a lot of variables to consider here...

high maintenance...
conversation...
cooking...
companionship...
sex (quality and quantity)...(as opposition to none)...

lots to debate there...

High maintenance :drool:
conversation :drool:
cooking :puke:
companionship :cynic:
sex :hump:

Is a .200 batting average good eonough? :shakeno:

Originally posted by Ebenezer
*****POLITICALLY INCORRECT STATEMENT FORTHCOMING***

Almost every single women I have ever dated or known was high maintenance in some aspect of their life. Most people are with regard to something. It's just human nature. My only thing is that if you are going to be HM about something, let it be sex...we can handle addressing that issue every night.

Funniest post ever.

Ebenezer

12-09-2003, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
High maintenance :drool:
conversation :drool:
cooking :puke:
companionship :cynic:
sex :hump:

Is a .200 batting average good eonough? :shakeno:

As opposed to the .000 your batting now?? Amazing.

The_Philster

12-09-2003, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Ebenezer
As opposed to the .000 your batting now?? Amazing.

Ouch!!! :yikes:

mybills

12-09-2003, 07:49 PM

I'm not HM at all...I drink cheap :beer:! :snicker:

back to the original topic though...
I would have chosen Adam (after I screwed the hottie) ;)
but not because Adam had money, but because he was funny and down to earth. I prefer to be around real people, not phonys. Adam told it like it was. He wasn't a phony at all. :up:

BironsGirl43

12-09-2003, 10:21 PM

I think Melana made the right decision. It was tough though because she could have been regarded as shallow or a gold digger with whatever decision she made..

I liked Jason.. he was a good guy.. although I did feel bad for Adam after he lost.. that sucks and all but that's the way it goes sometimes..

Melana was attracted to Jason.. that's important and that's what it comes down to in the end.. who cares that he's better off and whatever.. if you're going to be romantically involved with someone you have to be attracted to them otherwise it's just a friendship. As cool a guy Adam was... he'd never be anything more than a friend..

Earthquake Enyart

12-10-2003, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by BironsGirl43
I think Melana made the right decision. It was tough though because she could have been regarded as shallow or a gold digger with whatever decision she made..

I liked Jason.. he was a good guy.. although I did feel bad for Adam after he lost.. that sucks and all but that's the way it goes sometimes..

Melana was attracted to Jason.. that's important and that's what it comes down to in the end.. who cares that he's better off and whatever.. if you're going to be romantically involved with someone you have to be attracted to them otherwise it's just a friendship. As cool a guy Adam was... he'd never be anything more than a friend..

You're so superficial. Just like AG75. :cynic:

BironsGirl43

12-10-2003, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart

You're so superficial. Just like AG75. :cynic:

That's just something ugly people say.. :jk:

BillsNick

12-10-2003, 02:04 PM

:lolcry:

Sabre Ally

12-10-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by mybills
I'm not HM at all...I drink cheap :beer:! :snicker:

back to the original topic though...
I would have chosen Adam (after I screwed the hottie) ;)
but not because Adam had money, but because he was funny and down to earth. I prefer to be around real people, not phonys. Adam told it like it was. He wasn't a phony at all. :up:

It's tee vee, they're actors, they're all phony.

BillsNick

12-10-2003, 02:20 PM

I think that a persons looks are directly preportional to how much maintanance they will require.

I've dated around the spectrum, from extremely attractive women to the not so attractive women.

In my experience, the more attractive the woman, the higher the maintenance. and vice versa. So, in all essence, you should find someone who is Mildly attractive (physically) but not anyone who will stop traffic, and you will be happy.

It's wierd, but allot of times it's true. There are exceptions, but not too many.

imbondz

12-10-2003, 02:26 PM

i want a trophy wife

Valerie

12-10-2003, 02:28 PM

In my experiences, I've found a direct correlation between good looking guys and intelligence. The good looking guys tended to be stupid and the average or less than average looking guys tended to be more intelligent. I guess the average guys were home on date night studying and the hot guys were out on dates. lol Personally I’d rather date someone who has a brain in his head than a 6 pack stomach! :)

Earthquake Enyart

12-10-2003, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
In my experiences, I've found a direct correlation between good looking guys and intelligence. The good looking guys tended to be stupid and the average or less than average looking guys tended to be more intelligent. I guess the average guys were home on date night studying and the hot guys were out on dates. lol Personally I’d rather date someone who has a brain in his head than a 6 pack stomach! :)

I don't beleive a word of this hogwash.

Now you're in the same bag with AG and BG.

IHateTheDullphins

12-10-2003, 02:44 PM

My last girlfriend was a looker, and she was also a psycho. She needed to be touching me every minute of every hour. Not bad you say? yeah well it gets old. In fact the last 3 hot ladies I went out with were a couple fries short of a happy meal :coocoo: The best girlfriend I ever had wasn't the most physically attractive but she was cute, and she treated me like gold too. Super Hot chicks are overrated in the long run.

Valerie

12-10-2003, 02:57 PM

You should see some of the guys I've liked. lol Smart but not so hot. There was one guy in college who was hotter than hell!:hubba: But, he was as dumb as a post! His nickname was LSK for learning skills. lol I could look at him for hours but as soon as he opened his mouth I was turned off. lol

It didn't help that he lived with the pot supplier on campus. There was always a cloud coming out of their room and I think that poor kid lost his remaining brain cells living there. lol

Sabre Ally

12-10-2003, 03:17 PM

:smoke:

imbondz

12-10-2003, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Sabre Ally
:smoke:

I agree.

Ebenezer

12-10-2003, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Sabre Ally
It's tee vee, they're actors, they're all phony.

:hail: ally

Originally posted by Jaded 7
In my experiences, I've found a direct correlation between good looking guys and intelligence. The good looking guys tended to be stupid and the average or less than average looking guys tended to be more intelligent. I guess the average guys were home on date night studying and the hot guys were out on dates. lol Personally I’d rather date someone who has a brain in his head than a 6 pack stomach! :)

Where were women like you when guys like me were in college?? Seriously. That is BS. I am an average looking guy who only got dates because if she had a pulse I asked her out...and I still batted below the Mendoza line (.200). The grizzly adams beard probably didn't help either...

The_Philster

12-10-2003, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Jaded 7
In my experiences, I've found a direct correlation between good looking guys and intelligence. The good looking guys tended to be stupid and the average or less than average looking guys tended to be more intelligent. I guess the average guys were home on date night studying and the hot guys were out on dates. lol Personally I’d rather date someone who has a brain in his head than a 6 pack stomach! :)

Hold on there. Both you and Jen have said I was great-looking. Are you telling me I'm stupid? :mad:

Ebenezer

12-10-2003, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by The_Philster
Hold on there. Both you and Jen have said I was great-looking. Are you telling me I'm stupid? :mad:

Pssst...Phil...Don't open up the door for them to say something...ok???

BironsGirl43

12-10-2003, 10:29 PM

Plus, Jason was a good kisser as far as I could tell..

Adam's teeth kept getting in the way when they kissed.. sheesh!

The_Philster

12-11-2003, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by Ebenezer
Pssst...Phil...Don't open up the door for them to say something...ok???

:doh: :ontome:

mybills

12-11-2003, 05:52 AM

Ally, of course actors are phony, but given the choice of each roll (if you will) I would have to choose the down to earth funny guy! ;)

Earthquake Enyart

12-11-2003, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by BironsGirl43
Plus, Jason was a good kisser as far as I could tell..

Adam's teeth kept getting in the way when they kissed.. sheesh!

That was funny. He kept talking about how their teeth kept clicking when they kissed.

But the other guy was still a loser. She was stupid to have those two left.