Bonnie coming to Buffalo

[clumping platelets]

http://www.bonniebernstein.com/schedule/schedule.html


But that also means that those watching will hafta listen to the Bills hater Dan Dierdork. Turn off the sound and listen to Van Miller :up:

[Ð]

She's got big hooters

[clumping platelets]

Bonnie Bernstein is :hungry: and :cp:

[The Spaz]

:cp:

[R. Rich]

Originally posted by Ð
She's got big hooters

Look Bud, HOOTERS! HOOTERS!

[R. Rich]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
http://www.bonniebernstein.com/schedule/schedule.html



Now that's a reason to go to the games!

Mmmm............Bonnnnnie!

[Patrick76777]

I love it!

[clumping platelets]

/me loves Bonnie Bernstein :hungry:

[Michael82]

Bonnie Bernstein? :drool: :hubba:

[Ebenezer]

I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.

Way to go, Mr. Scrooge! Shattering the young lads' dreams! For shame! For SHAME!!!





"To dream
the Impossible Dream..."



(scarred for life!)

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by helmetguy
Way to go, Mr. Scrooge! Shattering the young lads' dreams! For shame! For SHAME!!!





"To dream
the Impossible Dream..."



(scarred for life!)

my apologies....not.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.

I bet I could get a photo of her. I sit right at the endzone where they usually come out at the beginning of the game. I'm going to try to get a photo of her and I'll post it here for you to see. :D

[helmetguy]

Originally posted by Mike32282
I bet I could get a photo of her. I sit right at the endzone where they usually come out at the beginning of the game. I'm going to try to get a photo of her and I'll post it here for you to see. :D

...and then enlarge it to life size, tape it to your inflatable se.....OOOOPS!........I wasn't supposed to mention that, was I?


Sorry, Mikey!

[Valerie]

Originally posted by clumping plateletsTurn off the sound and listen to Van Miller :up:
I think I met Van Miller at the Skins game in Buffalo.

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Mike32282
I bet I could get a photo of her. I sit right at the endzone where they usually come out at the beginning of the game. I'm going to try to get a photo of her and I'll post it here for you to see. :D

that is not meeting...you know what I meant...and I have seen here before...thanks.

[Historian]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.

First they would have to get past her team of tax attorneys, her accountant, her tennis coach....


...she is a doll though!:up:

[clumping platelets]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.


And you got a PhD to deduce this? :shakeno:

[Historian]

...her cosmetic surgeon... her pool boy....her rabbi...

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
And you got a PhD to deduce this? :shakeno:

Nope, got the Ph.D. because of my work in science...I deduced this on the basis of my natural ability...:lol!:

[Historian]

...her hairdresser...her personal assistant...her trust fund administrator...Deon Sanders...

[Ebenezer]

...all the other single men under 40 who think they have a snowball's chance in hell with her...

[Historian]

...her analyst...her camera man...Hannah Storm...

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
...Hannah Storm...

there is a sight...Bonnie and Hannah together...

[Dozerdog]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I will bet all my ZBs and even some real money that neither CP nor Mikey have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting, let alone dating, sleeping with or marrying her.

During the 2003 opening round of the NCAA BB tourney- we scalped 6 seats- turned out to be 5 feet from Bonnie's location where she sets up for the game.

:up:

If they ever show the maryland/ UNC Charlotte game (Maryland won it at the buzzer) on ESPN Classic, you can see us sitting in the front row.

[Historian]

...her bodyguard...her toenail technician...Koffi Anna...

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
...Koffi Anna...

Uh, there is a sight I don't need...going back to Hannah Storm...sorry.

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
...her bodyguard...her toenail technician...Koffi Anna...

...her eyebrow plucker...

[R. Rich]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
During the 2003 opening round of the NCAA BB tourney- we scalped 6 seats- turned out to be 5 feet from Bonnie's location where she sets up for the game.

:up:

If they ever show the maryland/ UNC Charlotte game (Maryland won it at the buzzer) on ESPN Classic, you can see us sitting in the front row.

No you didn't.

[Historian]

...her charity administrator...her stockbroker...Boomer Esiason...

[clumping platelets]

I will not be denied!

[Historian]

...her dog walker...Paul Tagliabue...the latest Survivor winner....

[clumping platelets]

:rofl:

[Historian]

...her dialect coach...her Alderman...Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thomas...

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
...Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thomas...

there's two guys you don't here much from any more

[Historian]

...her personal trainer...her dietician....and EVERY BILLZONE ADMINISTRATOR!

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
...and EVERY BILLZONE ADMINISTRATOR!

AMEN!

[yle]

Originally posted by Billsology
...her personal trainer...

Who, this guy?

http://www.bonniebernstein.com/photos/images/galleries/contendersclub/large/pic064.jpg

[Historian]

Sorry, I forgot her masseuse, but I think you get the idea. Here's a tip...If you want to bag a girl that's on TV, (I don't care if its Bonnie Bernstien, or the fat chick that does the Morning Wake Up on Channel 4) you better have at least a law degree. That way these babes get to keep thier dough in the family, so to speak.

Know what I mean?
;)

[Michael82]

Originally posted by Billsology
Phillip Michael Thomas...

Well, that's my name inside his name. Does it count? :snicker:

[yle]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Well, that's my name inside his name. Does it count? :snicker:

What is your TV name? ******o Tubbs?

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
I don't care if its Bonnie Bernstien, or the fat chick that does the Morning Wake Up on Channel 4

:huh: Victoria Hong is not fat...Lisa Scott was pregnant...and both are pretty decent looking.

[Valerie]

Oh brother!:rolleyes: I can't believe this thread! Just so you drooling guys know, there are a lot better looking girls out there than Bonnie Bernstein who you actually can meet and stand a chance with. :) IMHO, I don't think she's anything special.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by yledust
What is your TV name? ******o Tubbs?

No! :mad:

Michael Thomas is my real name. So... :tongue:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Oh brother!:rolleyes: I can't believe this thread! Just so you drooling guys know, there are a lot better looking girls out there than Bonnie Bernstein who you actually can meet and stand a chance with. :) IMHO, I don't think she's anything special.

BB is a good looking lady...

I have to agree though...like I have said before, some of the moms at baseball, scouts, church are just as pretty...

[Historian]

Originally posted by Mike32282


Well, that's my name inside his name. Does it count? :snicker:

You go for it Mike!!!!! If you bag her...I'll personally buy one of those bricks inside the front of the stadium, and put both your names on it!

BTW, I love your picture. I have a great caption for it too.

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Michael Thomas is my real name.

That is what we have convinced him, anyway...

[yle]

Originally posted by yledust
What is your TV name? ******o Tubbs?


Originally posted by Mike32282
No! :mad:

Michael Thomas is my real name. So... :tongue:

Philip Michael Thomas played Ricardo Tubbs on a show you may have heard of called Miami Vice.


And thank you for proving my point, ******o.

[Michael82]

Originally posted by yledust
Philip Michael Thomas played Ricardo Tubbs on a show you may have heard of called Miami Vice.


And thank you for proving my point, ******o.

:tongue:

I have never heard of that show. i've heard of the name, but dont remember it at all. When was it on? :scratch:

[yle]

Originally posted by Mike32282
:tongue:

I have never heard of that show. i've heard of the name, but dont remember it at all. When was it on? :scratch:

:shakeno:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Mike32282
:tongue:

I have never heard of that show. i've heard of the name, but dont remember it at all. When was it on? :scratch:

you sleep to much

[Historian]

Its on Spike TV every day at 10am. (Right before the A-Team)
:up:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
(Right before the A-Team)

Oh? Now there is award winning TV. :puke:

[Earthquake Enyart]

I don't know which is scarier.....

The fact that Bonnie Bernstein has her own website, or the fact that Clump knows that Bonnie Bernstein has her own web site.

However, now having the knowledge that she is a 5'4" gymnast has given me a much greater appreciation of her fine work. :hump:

[clumping platelets]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I don't know which is scarier.....

The fact that Bonnie Bernstein has her own website, or the fact that Clump knows that Bonnie Bernstein has her own web site.

However, now having the knowledge that she is a 5'4" gymnast has given me a much greater appreciation of her fine work. :hump:


:D

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I don't know which is scarier.....

The fact that Bonnie Bernstein has her own website, or the fact that Clump knows that Bonnie Bernstein has her own web site.

However, now having the knowledge that she is a 5'4" gymnast has given me a much greater appreciation of her fine work. :hump:

you have less chance of landing here than Clump or Mikey do...keep her pic handy...next to your kleenex

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Mike32282
:tongue:

I have never heard of that show. i've heard of the name, but dont remember it at all. When was it on? :scratch:
It was on in the mid 80s. Please tell me you're joking. Miami Vice was one the most popular shows of its era.


Originally posted by Billsology
Its on Spike TV every day at 10am. (Right before the A-Team)
:up:
Another one of my childhood favorites:up:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Billsology
Its on Spike TV every day at 10am. (Right before the A-Team)
:up:


Originally posted by The_Philster
It was on in the mid 80s. Please tell me you're joking. Miami Vice was one the most popular shows of its era.


Another one of my childhood favorites:up:

If you want to impress anybody...let alone the ladies...don't EVER admit that again.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
If you want to impress anybody...let alone the ladies...don't EVER admit that again.

Hey...I grew up in the 80s :tongue:...and I don't need to impress the ladies. I gave up on trying for anyone I ever felt I had to impress a long time ago.

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by The_Philster
Hey...I grew up in the 80s :tongue:...and I don't need to impress the ladies. I gave up on trying for anyone I ever felt I had to impress a long time ago.

60s, 70s, 80s or 90s are irrelevant...never admit to liking a terrible TV show.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
60s, 70s, 80s or 90s are irrelevant...never admit to liking a terrible TV show.

Terrible as far as you're concerned, maybe. I loved it. :up:

[E-Klips]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
Oh? Now there is award winning TV. :puke:


I pity the fool who doesen't like the A Team!

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by E-Klips
I pity the fool who doesen't like the A Team!

:hi5:

[Historian]

Miami Vice was waaaay ahead of its time. It was the first tv show in stereo I think.

...and Howlin Mad Murdock was too funny!

[clumping platelets]

Let's get back to Bonnie Bernstein :cp:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Let's get back to Bonnie Bernstein :cp:

you chances of getting her have not improved since we last talked

[Jeff1220]

Bonnie Berstein is okay, but she's really not that hot. There are plenty of everday girls that we all come into contact with that are as hot or hotter. Does being on TV make people this much hotter?

[Mr. Miyagi]

I've always said Bonnie is hotter than Melissa Stark and Lisa Guerrero.

[DraftBoy]

Im not so sure about that Id put as a tie between BB and Lisa Guerrero. Both are pretty good looking.

[R. Rich]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Let's get back to Bonnie Bernstein :cp:


Bonnie is HOT!!

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I've always said Bonnie is hotter than Melissa Stark and Lisa Guerrero.

I'd like to see all three, in person, without make up, wearing normal street clothes...then I will decide.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
I'd like to see all three, in person, without make up, wearing normal street clothes...then I will decide.
I'd like to see all three, in person, with lots of makeup, wearing no clothes....then I will decide.

[Historian]

Originally posted by Ebenezer


I'd like to see all three, in person, without make up, wearing normal street clothes...then I will decide.

I would have to see them naked, but my money is on B Squared, as Enberg calls her. Not only is she better looking, but she's bright, articulate, she knows the game of football, and besides, she's actually an athlete.

She wins the trifecta in my book!

[HAMMER]

Bonnie Bignose is the most knowledgeable but who wants knowledge. I'll take Lisa G over that dog anyday. Who needs football knowledge from a sideline broad. We have enough of that ourselves. I want the biggest titteed, hottest dumper, best looking piece of azz they can find. Bonnie Bignose is NOT HOT.

[Jeff1220]

Yes, Lisa G. is HOT.

[clumping platelets]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

I'd like to see all three, in person, with lots of makeup, wearing no clothes....then I will decide.


I follow this strategy :madhop:

[Ð]

Originally posted by Ebenezer


I'd like to see all three, in person, without make up, wearing normal street clothes...then I will decide.

Eb used to get dates at police lineups

http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/osw/kids/games/lineup/suspects.gif

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Ð
Eb used to get dates at police lineups

http://www.epa.gov/epaoswer/osw/kids/games/lineup/suspects.gif

none of those three are my type

[Ð]

I thought the middle one would do nicely...flat head so you can rest your beer...

[Ebenezer]

teeth are too big...:biggrin:

[clumping platelets]

Originally posted by Ebenezer
teeth are too big...:biggrin:


Worried that you'll be used as a toothpick? :snicker:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Worried that you'll be used as a toothpick? :snicker:

oh, a slam from clump...must have been a good night at bowling...well at least you got your finger in a hole.

[clumping platelets]

Yep.......3 of them :)

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
Yep.......3 of them :)

cold and urethane...

[clumping platelets]

reactive resin :shakeno:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
reactive resin :shakeno:

regardless